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[GreatWyrmGold]

Load DF on ALL THE COMPUTERS.

[1] Dwarves overrun all the computers. And everything else..pretty much, there's some football players and Link holding them off in the consoles area. Your job is in jeopardy...

Duel Naylarhotep's champion(s?).

One sec, he's not sure who it is yet.

Duel Naylarhotep's champion(s?).

Attack vorthon first, You are not evil, and I'm not ready.
Biting, throw things in machine, preferably metal, hoping for gunslinger-esque replacements.

There's nothing metal lying around, [3] but you spawn with a handful of change. Throwing that and the Miskbow into the machine, along with your bathrobe, creates [4] a neat silvery gun which fires copper/zinc alloy darts. And makes its own darts.

Toss Nyarly and the Die into the machine

[5v3+2] While The Die exploded, Nyarlothotep is wrestled towards the machine.

Respawn with Baby Azathoth
Wake him up

[3] You have an Azathoth plushie! How cute!

Respawn thiniking of N2 missile launchers.

[1] They explode. Respawn?

Respawn again, thinking of nuke-shielding clothing, ask Die for a small army, equipped with basic armor and weapons.

[4] You have "nuke-shielding clothing." More or less. The Die isn't around.

PUNCH MISKO IN THE FACE TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE.

[3v3] The only thing clumsier than your punch is misko's dodge. Nyarlothotep isn't pleased about the quality of his champions.

press button on machine

[1+1] A gas comes out. You are no longer Co-GM.

GM Turn:
Nyalarthotep creates a huge cage, suspending it over the floor and putting misko, Vorthon, and Doomblade in it. [1+2] It has this big, rusty hole in the floor, which [3/3] Doomblade falls into. [1] He dies. Respawn?

[Tavik Toth]

Respawn thinking of a SCP.

((

[misko27]

Grab Vorthie, jump into hole.
Respawn with take-apartable bow. (i.e., one you could dissemble.)

[tomio175]

Steal misko and his bow, throw into machine and press button. Hope for bagels for Nyalarthotep

[misko27]

Steal misko and his bow, throw into machine and press button. Hope for bagels for Nyalarthotep

Okay, I'm on his side, So how about I do that to you instead? I like idea.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Steal misko and his bow, throw into machine and press button. Hope for bagels for Nyalarthotep

misko27? He's in that cage above your head, and doesn't currently have a bow.

[tomio175]

Steal miskoXantalos and his bowAzathoth plushie, throw into machine and press button. Hope for bagels for Nyalarthotep

[Xantalos]

Steal miskoXantalos and his bowAzathoth plushie, throw into machine and press button. Hope for bagels for Nyalarthotep

Animate plushie with Eldritch magic and watch it tear him limb from limb
Take it back
Go out of room
Start Azathoth TV show

[Furtuka]

Throw Nylarthotep and all the champions into the machine

[tomio175]

Steal miskoXantalos and his bowAzathoth plushie, throw into machine and press button. Hope for bagels for Nyalarthotep

Animate plushie with Eldritch magic and watch it tear him limb from limb
Take it back
Go out of room
Start Azathoth TV show

I use my +5 I got from the die.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn thinking of a SCP.

[6] You respawn wearing SCP-963? I think that's the one with Dr. Bright. Anyways, you're not in control. Respawn?

Grab Vorthie, jump into hole.
Respawn with take-apartable bow. (i.e., one you could dissemble.)

[1v3] Vorthon sidesteps you; you plunge into the hole to your doom. Respawn? Yup. [1] You have a broken bow.

Steal misko and his bow, throw into machine and press button. Hope for bagels for Nyalarthotep

You throw misko's corpse and bow into the machine. [2] Out comes some fleshy globs in toroidal forms.

Steal miskoXantalos and his bowAzathoth plushie, throw into machine and press button. Hope for bagels for Nyalarthotep

Animate plushie with Eldritch magic and watch it tear him limb from limb
Take it back
Go out of room
Start Azathoth TV show

[1] The plushy eats you! Respawn?

Throw Nylarthotep and all the champions into the machine

[6v1+2+2] You wrestle them into the machine. [6] Out comes a Horrible Monster of Horribleness! It kills you! Respawn?

[Furtuka]

Respawn as a giant mechanical thingy

[Doomblade187]

Respawn. Destroy the monster in the name of the die.

[Xantalos]

Respawn with animate Yog-Sothoth plushie that is loyal to me.
Sick it on everyone but me.

[misko27]

Respawn with new bow.
Wait, is Die dead? take pieces, toss in machine, I want my stuff!