Throw the giant Frankenstein into the machine
[3] You stuff his hand into the machine. [5] It turns into a snake!
"Hello Squire"
> Dub him Alexandrius.
> Build small alcove/base of miscelaneous items.
[2] You can't find any good building materials.
Uhh...
FUCK IT
COVER EVERYTHING IN EXPLOSIVE RASPBERRY JAM
[3] It decides to just be friends for now. [1] You cover yourself in explosive raspberry jam. Suddenly, more jam appears! Wait, that's gibs. Respawn?
Try to combine this and Roll to dodge the law.
[3]...I'll ask.
Import primordial being from Roll to dodge the law. have it kill Xantalos.
[6] The primordial being doesn't like you. [3+2v4] It kills you. Respawn?
Throw the deceased demons into their old ranks, send the Goblins in with a flanking manuever, while the crossbow dwarves and bow goblins stay behind the Dwarves and rain death into the demon hordes.
[4] It works. Good job.
EDIT: no action here!
Okay.
Respawn thinking of pocket-sized weapons.
Doomblade, might I make a suggestion? Spawn with a protective device.
((You are a genius, sir.))
Spawn thinking of a pocket-sized shield generator. Use it.
[3] You have a shield generator! Um, how do you turn it on? [2] Nope.
Somehow make a land battleship.
[3] You take Bladedoomed's legs, the magical dagger, and some used explosive jam, fiddle with them, and get...a weapons platform? It seems to fire the dagger. You think it could be moved around on land.
GO ON RAMPAGE
[4] You kill Doomblade and Bladedoomed, then Tiger and Spinnerette show up to wonder what you're doing.
In before "it expands and cuts off your air supply"
You keep assuming I'm trying to kill him and also uncreative.
GM Turn:
Bladedoomed's hand glows, and he comes back to life. He decides to join the Columbus heroes.
The heroes [1] accidentally kill Bladedoomed. Oops.
The giant Frankenstein's snake hand [5] rips its host's head off.
The normal Frankenstein's Monster [6v4] rips the snake and his arm off. He is now 'armless.
Alexandarius [5] shoots at the walls until he gets a bunch of stone.