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[Xantalos]

Put on the powered armor
Tame the Bladedoom with the Hustle.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Put on the powered armor.

You can try, but Vorthon might not agree...

[Vorthon]

BITCHSLAP XANTALOS FOR TRYING TO TAKE MY POWER ARMOR. THEN PUT IT ON MYSELF.

[Spinal_Taper]

Get dressed in full adamantite. Prepare to invade RL.

[Tavik Toth]

Take oar put of throat.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn thinking of pens.

[1] You respawn with a pencil.
Unsharpened,

Tame the BladeDoom

"What am I, a dog?" [5] Arf arf!"

Archery. Defeat the Bladedoomed.

[6] It takes all if your arrows, but Bladedoomed is dead.

Put on the powered armor
Tame the Bladedoom with the Hustle.

[2v4] Vorthon doesn't let you. Bladedoomed is dead. Sorry.

BITCHSLAP XANTALOS FOR TRYING TO TAKE MY POWER ARMOR. THEN PUT IT ON MYSELF.

Armor's on, [5] Xantalos's face mangled.

Get dressed in full adamantite. Prepare to invade RL.

[6] You do. The demons on the other side aren't friendly, because you kinda took their goblins...

Take oar put of throat.

[1] You put the oar in your stomach. Ouch. [4] Good, you can still breathe.

GM Turn:
The monsters [2] remain unconscious.
The dwarves who took over the netbook [5v2] gain control over the powered armor.
Bladedoomed's left hand glows; he returns to life. Bladedoomed [6v1] slices Doomblade in half out of petty vengeance, before the backswing takes off his left leg.

[Xantalos]

Stuff Vorthon into the machine, thinking of butlers.

[misko27]

Damn. Shove miscellaneous objects into the Machine. Like the Pencil. for example.

[Tavik Toth]

Look for a Land battleship.

[Doomblade187]

Respawn thinking of crayons.

[Spinal_Taper]

Bring the dwarves to our side. Kill other de,pms/

[Persus13]

Try to combine this and Roll to dodge the law.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Stuff Vorthon into the machine, thinking of butlers.

[1] Vorthon becomes Mecha Maid. S/he wants to kill you now.

Damn. Shove miscellaneous objects into the Machine. Like the Pencil. for example.

[4] Shoving the legs, the arms, half a dozen pairs of slippers, two bathrobes, the wall chunk, the pen, the pencil, some rags, and a Frankenstein's Monster results in a helpful squire. Its left hand it a weird contraption made from slippers and pen buts which seems to fire sharpened pencils, and its two right arms are flexible enough to let it use a bow as well. It takes your cotton bow.

Look for a Land battleship.

[2] Nope.

Respawn thinking of crayons.

[1] Candle...?

Bring the dwarves to our side. Kill other de,pms/

[4] Success! [2] Failure! Demons lose a couple, dwarves lose a company.

Try to combine this and Roll to dodge the law.

[3]...I'll ask.

GM Turn:
The remaining Frankenstein's Monsters get an idea. One jumps in [6] and becomes a statue. Three others hop in [5] and become a threettin with leather armor. Five more enter [3] and become a giant Frankenstein's Monster. The last one decides to attack...of course. [1v6] It smashes its remaining arm, but Doomblade jeaps into the machine and becomes [1] a Breaker Blade. Respawn?
Bladedoomed [4] equips the Breaker Blade, [1] only to discover how aptly-named it is. His back breaks, and his left hand glows. Bladedoomed returns to life, with his leg restored.

[Furtuka]

Throw the giant Frankenstein into the machine

[misko27]

"Hello Squire"
 
> Dub him Alexandrius.
> Build small alcove/base of miscelaneous items.