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[Doomblade187]

Respawn thinking about swords.

[GreatWyrmGold]

YOU MADE ME DO THIS
SHOVE LAXATIVES UP T-REX RECTAL CAVITY
RETRIEVE ARMS FROM SHIT PILE
PUT IN MACHINE WHILE THINKING ABOUT SWORDS

Um, you'd need laxatives for that...

[misko27]

Rip brick off the top off doomblade wall and put in machine. Cooooooome oooooooon, Lucky dice! Give me a dagger!

[Cassandra]

Keep Xantalos away from the dino, while trying to convince it not to eat people.

[Spinal_Taper]

Make a fort from this buildings.

[GreatWyrmGold]

YOU MADE ME DO THIS
PUT TOOTH IN MACHINE THINKING ABOUT LAXATIVES
SHOVE LAXATIVES UP T-REX RECTAL CAVITY
RETRIEVE ARMS FROM SHIT PILE
PUT IN MACHINE WHILE THINKING ABOUT SWORDS

Put WHAT? [2-1] You knock out your teeth, causing massive bleeding. [3-1] The machine comes up with some sort of bars. [3-1v1] Cassandra cannot stop you from attempting your goal! [1-1] The T. rex reacts exactly as well to having stuff shoved up its rectal cavity as you would imagine. Respawn?

Become strong enough to put the Doomblade wall in the machine

[6] You become an immobile chunk of muscle.

Respawn thinking about swords.

[1] You have the legendary Sword of Damocles above your head! Then gravity happens. Respawn?

Rip brick off the top off doomblade wall and put in machine. Cooooooome oooooooon, Lucky dice! Give me a dagger!

[3] You get a chunk of rock resembling a knife. Does that count?

Keep Xantalos away from the dino, while trying to convince it not to eat people.

[1v3-1] Xantalos shoves past you and feeds the dinosaur, who could use a name. As it eats Xantalos, [3] you convince it to not eat people unless it's really hungry.

Make a fort from this buildings.

[5] Fortress made.

[misko27]

Yes. Now Wait outside the fort for the Human Caravan, with a eye for attractive merchants to seduce.

[Furtuka]

Shrink musclemass just enough to be mobile but still be capable of moving the Doomwall. Put it and the new dead Doomblade into the machine

[Xantalos]

Respawn thinking about The Thing.

[Spinal_Taper]

do things. That are produtive.

[Cassandra]

"That'll do then, Kresth."
Tear bathrobe and underwear, and toss portions into the machine. Press button, and think of a black skirt and shirt.

[Tavik Toth]

Build Space station in orbit.
then Space ships.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Yes. Now Wait outside the fort for the Human Caravan, with a eye for attractive merchants to seduce.

[3] You're very good at the waiting part.

Shrink musclemass just enough to be mobile but still be capable of moving the Doomwall. Put it and the new dead Doomblade into the machine

[1] Your muscle mass increases further.

Respawn thinking about The Thing.

[6] A big guy with orange, rocky skin comes out of nowhere and punches you into a wall! Respawn?

do things. That are produtive.

[1] You productively arrange your own demise. Respawn?

"That'll do then, Kresth."
Tear bathrobe and underwear, and toss portions into the machine. Press button, and think of a black skirt and shirt.

You strip naked, much to the pleasure of a certain PC who will not be named, and [4] pull out and put on a black skirt and matching shirt.

Build Space station in orbit.
then Space ships.

With what, in orbit of what?

[Tavik Toth]

In orbit of Earth of course.
and whatever we make spaceships out of right now.

[Cassandra]

Get dressed, and then climb up onto the Dinosaur's back, petting him as I do.