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[Furtuka]

Give Misko the bow. Place the Doomblade wall into the machine

[misko27]

Give Misko the bow. Place the Doomblade wall into the machine

Oh thanks!
 
Now, what else does a Archer need? Hmm.
 
I wonder if a doomblade piece would make a dagger...

[Cassandra]

Tame the dinosaur.

Hopefully de-derming things!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Since Furtuka decided to give me the bow, Practice My new bow. Attempt to get +1 to archery if it's my only action (which means I'm focused on it as opposed to, say, running away and shooting like a madman.

[4] You do. While wielding a bow made from your own flesh and sinew.

What you mean, GM oh wait no arms.
With my teeth, obviously.
Put my bathrobe in the machine, thinking about light, flexible, yet indestructible body armor that dissapates the kinetic energy of anything impacting it.

[2] It's a vest. It fits better than the robe, thanks to not having arms, but it's a bit chilly...

Give Misko the bow. Place the Doomblade wall into the machine

[2] You can't lift it off the ground.

Give Misko the bow. Place the Doomblade wall into the machine

Oh thanks!
 
Now, what else does a Archer need? Hmm.
 
I wonder if a doomblade piece would make a dagger...

[3] Yes, but not a good one, and it requires your brain. Respawn?

Tame the dinosaur.

Hopefully de-derming things!

It licks you, evidently still feeling like it loves you. Nope, you'll only derm things if you use it as an Attackosaurus rex. Or are very creative.

[Furtuka]

Retrieve Bow to give to Misko when he respawns. Develop telekinetic powers to put the Doomblade wall in the machine

[Xantalos]

Feed medecine to Dino to make it vomit my arms back up.
Retrieve vomited arms, put in machine while thinking about swords.

[misko27]

Swear oath of loyalty to the machine and Furtuka and prrotection from those who would do them harm.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You are still alive.

[Cassandra]

Pet the dinosaur, and let out a sigh of relief.

"You're going to be nice and friendly to everyone, right?"

[Spinal_Taper]

(( A five is that? ))
Just give them booze.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Whether or not you believe it, their resolve is weakening...


On a related note, ignore misko's second turn, I thought he was someone else...

[Doomblade187]

Respawn thinking about battlemechs.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Retrieve Bow to give to Misko when he respawns. Develop telekinetic powers to put the Doomblade wall in the machine

[2] You have the power to watch television!

Feed medecine to Dino to make it vomit my arms back up.
Retrieve vomited arms, put in machine while thinking about swords.

[2] It's not interested.

Swear oath of loyalty to the machine and Furtuka and prrotection from those who would do them harm.

Sure.

Pet the dinosaur, and let out a sigh of relief.

"You're going to be nice and friendly to everyone, right?"

[1] The dinosaur misinterprets this as "You're going to find everyone tasty, aren't you?"

Just give them booze.

[6] Success! They're destroying your files to make a megaproject in your honor.

Respawn thinking about battlemechs.

[3] You are in a suit of powered armor.

T. rex Turn:
Cassandra's dinosaur eats  _{2? Man, the dice really hate} Doomblade. [3v1] It has trouble swallowing, but Doomblade helps put by firing his flight boots. Respawn?
The beast decides that that's enough to eat until its stomach feels better...

[Xantalos]

YOU MADE ME DO THIS
PUT TOOTH IN MACHINE THINKING ABOUT LAXATIVES
SHOVE LAXATIVES UP T-REX RECTAL CAVITY
RETRIEVE ARMS FROM SHIT PILE
PUT IN MACHINE WHILE THINKING ABOUT SWORDS

[Furtuka]

Become strong enough to put the Doomblade wall in the machine