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[Furtuka]

Shoot 5 things at once

[misko27]

>Nom On chicken.
"what's up Alexandrius?"

[Tavik Toth]

Build a land battleship.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Enter the machine, thinking of godhood

[6] You ascend right out of the universe. Respawn?

Put medigun in machine, thinking of mutant guns.

[4] You take out a man-portable artillery piece.

Respawn thinking of magic items.

[??] You have a ring which glows.
Ooh glowey.

Shoot 5 things at once

[2] You miss five things. At once.

>Nom On chicken.
"what's up Alexandrius?"

[3] You gag a bit. Not so good as you thought.

Build a land battleship.

Seriously, from what?

GM Turn:
Bladedoomed's left hand glows.
Alexandarius replies, "Nothing much. Sorry I couldn't find more chicken."
Bkadedoomed, Tiger, and Spinnerette attempt to determine who all is a supervillain. [1] They decide that Spinal, Alexandarius, Doomblade, Tavik Toth, and Nick Cage are villains. Um. [1v1] Bladedoomed and Doomblade kill each other (Respawn?), [2+1v6] Spinny uses her web up to defeat a "tag-team" of Cage, Taper, and Toth (not dead yet), and Tiger [4v6] gets knocked out by Alexandarius with a single punch. "Sir, I appear to have broken my hand."
The Threettin commits suicide, because there's nothing interesting for him to do and there's too many NPCs.
The Primordial Being [1+2-1v1,6,1] destroys Nick Cage and Tavik Toth (Respawn?), but Spinal_Taper earns its respect.
Spiderwyrm attacks Spinnerette, [2+2v1] killing her.
Xantalos Mercer decides to assimilate Tiger. Since he's unconscious, he succeeds. Nice. How do you get new powers in Prototype?
The various people on call last turn arrive.

[Xantalos]

((You earn them by assimilating people.))
Shove end of artillery piece down primordial being's throat, then fire.

[Persus13]

Respawn. kick a Xantalos head (one lying around) towards Xantalos's head (the one on his shoulders).

[Spinal_Taper]

Come back in as a half-dwarf, half-goblin, all monstrosity.

[Vorthon]

Respawn, thinking of Super Mutants and kittens.

[Furtuka]

Place the power to respawn into the machine

[misko27]

"Not your fault. Chicken tends to be of a low quality. Now, what to do about that hand..."
>Look around for suitable replacement materials. Stuff them in the machine.
>Oh, are guys super-hero's now? Good for them. Observe surroundings. Detail them,

[Doomblade187]

Respawn thinking of protective gear. Use it.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((You earn them by assimilating people.))

Xantalos Mercer retroactively gains the power Muscle Mass!

Shove end of artillery piece down primordial being's throat, then fire.

[5v1+3] You shove it down its throat. You hear muffled screaming. [3v2+2] The Primordial Being trembles a bit, then is still.

Respawn. kick a Xantalos head (one lying around) towards Xantalos's head (the one on his shoulders).

[6] You get a magical amulet which has a picture of a black blade on it. [6] You kick Xantalos's head at Xantalos. [4] He dodges, and the head ricochets around to hit you in the head. Lethally. Respawn?

Come back in as a half-dwarf, half-goblin, all monstrosity.

Reread the OP. You're still alive. Just bound.

Respawn, thinking of Super Mutants and kittens.

[3] You have a kitten. Aww...

Place the power to respawn into the machine

No, said power isn't present.

"Not your fault. Chicken tends to be of a low quality. Now, what to do about that hand..."
>Look around for suitable replacement materials. Stuff them in the machine.
>Oh, are guys super-hero's now? Good for them. Observe surroundings. Detail them,

Replacement for what?

Respawn thinking of protective gear. Use it.

[2] You get a condom...You decide not to use it.

GM Turn:
A big battle erupts.
On one side are the Canadian heroes, who have teamed up with Dr. Universe and Xantalos Mercer.
On another are Spiderwyrm and The Primordial Being.
Alexandarius and misko stand on a third.
Bladedoomed is on a fourth, once he respawns.
[3+2v5+3v6+1v4] Obviously, Bladedoomed dies again. Less obviously, Green Gable and Katt die.

Anyone want to join the battle? Just choose a side!

[Xantalos]

I are on Canadian "Heroes" side.
FIREFIREFIREDAKKADAKKADAKKA at Misko.

[Vorthon]

Run the kitten through the machine, thinking of more kittens.

[Furtuka]

Kill Doomblade twice to make up for his not being in a state of death