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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 40: A Section of Cavern Has Collapsed.  (Read 43003 times)

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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 21: Can Now Drink
« Reply #165 on: December 17, 2012, 09:54:09 pm »

Respawn with a shield generator. Use it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 22: Dante Would be Proud
« Reply #166 on: December 17, 2012, 10:51:10 pm »

Put the snake back in the machine
[2] It doesn't want to go. [2] You are burning.

Respawn thinking of spiderwyrm. use flame pistol to kill everything.
[6] Spiderwyrm action figure, animated! It comes with dragon powers! You grab the flamepistol and [6] burn everything, starting with you. Respawn?

Run myself through the machine whilst thinking of godhood.
[4] You are the Goddess of Science Fiction Maids. You're not too powerful...[2] You are also on fire.

Alexadrius. 2 words. Good, Job.
>Now ON to base making!
[6] There are now two fortresses. [6] You jump into the moat to avoid the fire. Oh, wait, there's no moat. Ouch. There goes your unbroken bones...

Respawn with a nanomachine that consumes anything (but me) to build perfect copies of Nicholas Cage, who go around biting people (except me), spreading the Cage virus.
Throw nanomachine at Vorthon.

[1] You have a nanomachine which consumes anything that is you to build copies of Nicholas Cage, who go around biting people who are you, spreading the Cage machines. Respawn?

Respawn with a shield generator. Use it.
[4] You have a successful shield generator. It is used. [1+2] It partially protects from the flame. [1] The shield generator fails...

GM Turn:
Alexandarius [5] puts misko in a cast, which puts him on the path towards healing. [4] He also avoids the flame.
The armless Frankenstein's Monster dives into the machine and returns [6] made entirely of arms. [1] It's burnt to ashes.
Bladedoomed's hand glows. He, Tiger, and Spinnerette [3+1v3] beat Vorthon up a bit, [6,4,1] Tiger leaps away from the fire into Nicholas Cage, who isn't happy about it. Obviously, Bladedoomed has his fleshy bits burnt to ashes, but he's still mostly there, including the left hand. Which may be important.
The threettin [5v1] smashes Doomblade. Respawn?
The Primordial Being [6+2] summons Persus from his actions, charged with a bonus. [2+2v1+1] This doesn't stop it from killing him again. Respawn?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 22: Dante Would be Proud
« Reply #167 on: December 17, 2012, 10:52:20 pm »

>ractice Rubix Cube Skills while recuperating.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 22: Dante Would be Proud
« Reply #168 on: December 17, 2012, 10:55:48 pm »

Put out the fire on me, then go through the machine again, thinking of being gender-neutral and omnipotent.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 22: Dante Would be Proud
« Reply #169 on: December 17, 2012, 11:02:29 pm »

how'd the primordial being get +2?

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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 22: Dante Would be Proud
« Reply #170 on: December 17, 2012, 11:03:56 pm »

how'd the primordial being get +2?
By being a primordial being.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 22: Dante Would be Proud
« Reply #171 on: December 17, 2012, 11:10:27 pm »

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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 22: Dante Would be Proud
« Reply #172 on: December 18, 2012, 12:21:09 am »

Respawn with tube of Blacklight virus
Drink to get Alex Mercer powers
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 22: Dante Would be Proud
« Reply #173 on: December 18, 2012, 11:51:33 am »

Transform Platform into a Land Battleship
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 22: Dante Would be Proud
« Reply #174 on: December 18, 2012, 12:05:59 pm »

Break out into the dominant reality, using the demon corpses to fuel our eldritch rituals.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 22: Dante Would be Proud
« Reply #175 on: December 18, 2012, 04:06:36 pm »

Throw the Nick Cages in the machine
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 22: Dante Would be Proud
« Reply #176 on: December 18, 2012, 04:38:50 pm »

Respawn with a shield generator. Use it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 23: I Don't Have Anything Funny to Say.
« Reply #177 on: December 18, 2012, 06:47:23 pm »

>ractice Rubix Cube Skills while recuperating.
[6] You ractice so much that you don't remember to real, risko. You're still as broken-bodied as ever.

Put out the fire on me, then go through the machine again, thinking of being gender-neutral and omnipotent.
[5] Flame-retarding gel applied to self. [4] You are now the Deity of Maids and Butlers

respawn with armor. use flame pistol to kill all players
[1] You respawn with armor. It's not friendly to you. [3v5] It doesn't let you get the pistol.

Respawn with tube of Blacklight virus
Drink to get Alex Mercer powers

[6] You do. Congrats on losing another character to the NPC list! Respawn?

Transform Platform into a Land Battleship
[1] You sunk your weapons platform! Oh well, there's a neat game in front of you...

Break out into the dominant reality, using the demon corpses to fuel our eldritch rituals.
[4] A portal to the DF world opens...netbook incorporated into Vorthons' armor...armor became Mecha Maid costume...MM costume became normal maid costume...NM costume became part of Vorthon...It opens from Vorthon. Respawn, Vorthon?
That rhymes!

Throw the Nick Cages in the machine
[5v2] You toss the single Nick Cage nanomachine clone thingy into the machine. [3] It becomes a real boy! Grown-up boy. Whatever.

Respawn with a shield generator. Use it.
[4] Yay!

GM Turn:
Alexandarius [1] commits malpractice on misko27. Respawn?
Bladedoomed, Tiger, and Spinnerette look at the new portal, and start making some calls. Bladedoomed gets struck by lightning. Wow.
The Spiderwyrm action figure wants to join the superhero team, and therefore picks on [1] Doom blade. [5v1+3] It breaks through the shield and [3v1] snaps Doomblade's neck. Respawn?
The Primordial Being [6+2] gives Doomblade a +5 bonus, which guarantees an overshot very time.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 23: I Don't Have Anything Funny to Say.
« Reply #178 on: December 18, 2012, 07:04:01 pm »

Dammit, Spinal.

Respawn, thinking of cats.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 23: I Don't Have Anything Funny to Say.
« Reply #179 on: December 18, 2012, 07:06:38 pm »

Sorry.

Help Vorthon respawn. Generate another world, take the goblins and dwarves from that world.
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