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ExKirby

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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #60 on: December 08, 2012, 04:57:45 pm »

A dose of pottasium cyanide, capsule form, (The capsule can be emptied into a drink, odorless and tasteless), proof of verification as a waiter at the party, a stilleto knife fastened to the inside of the leg, par clothing for a waiter.

Camoflage friends, the name of the game.

You managed to get a job for the night as bar staff, and have suitable clothing, as well as some... moderate weaponary. As soon as you get to ground and get through customs (Under the guise that the capsules were medication), you literally had to drive straight to the party.

You ended up in the storage room, adjusting your uniform and helping move some bottles. You'll be working on first shift, with a guy called Joe Brooks. The party starts at 7, your shift lasts until 9 and the party ends at 1 in the morning. What do you do?
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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #61 on: December 08, 2012, 05:08:29 pm »

try to spike his drink with the cyanide.
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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #62 on: December 08, 2012, 09:59:18 pm »

Luggage:
Telephone
Launch codes
???
Profit

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Is there any reason to believe that Alexander does not, personally, fit this description?
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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #63 on: December 08, 2012, 10:23:47 pm »

You can also use ricin which only takes 22 micrograms to kill a adult. Inhalation or injection are probably the most effective means to get it into his system.
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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #64 on: December 08, 2012, 10:37:35 pm »

some hot chick
Is there any reason to believe that Alexander does not, personally, fit this description?
No.  Is there any reason to believe that was what I meant?

EDIT: I checked, there isn't.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #65 on: December 09, 2012, 01:44:08 am »

Pose as a congressman. Who knows who the representative is for North Dakota 2nd, anyway? Avoid giving name of district represented anyway.


I think that it's still Byron Dorgen?


I've been out of my home state for awhile, okay?
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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #66 on: December 09, 2012, 06:33:13 am »

A dose of pottasium cyanide, capsule form, (The capsule can be emptied into a drink, odorless and tasteless), proof of verification as a waiter at the party, a stilleto knife fastened to the inside of the leg, par clothing for a waiter.

Camoflage friends, the name of the game.

You managed to get a job for the night as bar staff, and have suitable clothing, as well as some... moderate weaponary. As soon as you get to ground and get through customs (Under the guise that the capsules were medication), you literally had to drive straight to the party.

You ended up in the storage room, adjusting your uniform and helping move some bottles. You'll be working on first shift, with a guy called Joe Brooks. The party starts at 7, your shift lasts until 9 and the party ends at 1 in the morning. What do you do?
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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #67 on: December 09, 2012, 06:37:04 am »

((Yeah, I'd guess that we did))


Silently curse self for not bring sufficient firey stuff, then finish moving bottles and take a quick jaunt around the party, picking up empty glasses and scoping things out.
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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #68 on: December 09, 2012, 09:34:37 am »

Provide the target with large quantities of fluids and stab them in the lavatory.
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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #69 on: December 09, 2012, 10:39:51 am »

((Yeah, I'd guess that we did))


Silently curse self for not bring sufficient firey stuff, then finish moving bottles and take a quick jaunt around the party, picking up empty glasses and scoping things out.

Ask Mr. Brooks if he has ever worked this kind of gig before, how much work we should be expecting, if the DJ is any good, and if he usually likes to snag drinks in between songs. Harmless questions. Also wear a polite smile.
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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #70 on: December 09, 2012, 01:05:36 pm »

Ask Mr. Brooks if he has ever worked this kind of gig before, how much work we should be expecting, if the DJ is any good, and if he usually likes to snag drinks in between songs. Harmless questions. Also wear a polite smile.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #71 on: December 09, 2012, 04:03:10 pm »

Yes, but burning down a club, killing dozens of people isn't exactly accurate.
It's accurate, just not precise.

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Is there any reason to believe that Alexander does not, personally, fit this description?
Yes, the name. Alexandra is a girl's name, Alexander isn't.

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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #72 on: December 09, 2012, 04:19:24 pm »

some hot chick
Is there any reason to believe that Alexander does not, personally, fit this description?
Yes, the name. Alexandra is a girl's name, Alexander isn't.
Yeah.  Alex may be unisex, but -ander isn't.
Of course, we're assuming the DJ is male.  Are we sure?  We might be, I just don't want to go back and read it.
And you know, maybe Alexander is a man's man.  If you catch my drift.

But that's way outside my original point.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2012, 05:38:43 pm by Thecard »
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #73 on: December 09, 2012, 04:27:00 pm »

Oye. /\
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Re: The Assassin
« Reply #74 on: December 11, 2012, 05:36:15 pm »

((Yeah, I'd guess that we did))


Silently curse self for not bring sufficient firey stuff, then finish moving bottles and take a quick jaunt around the party, picking up empty glasses and scoping things out.

Ask Mr. Brooks if he has ever worked this kind of gig before, how much work we should be expecting, if the DJ is any good, and if he usually likes to snag drinks in between songs. Harmless questions. Also wear a polite smile.

You float between some of the tables, collecting several glasses. Not many people are here yet, so you ask Brooks a few things. "I do this sort of thing regularly," he begins, "Some A-list celeb throws some party, and Clay always seems to be involved, and every time he's got a new ridiculous haircut and seven different broads with him. Usually these things are fairly busy affairs, but we do manage to get the glasses back quickly." You then ask him about Clay's drinking habits. "Here's a hint. Keep eight shot glasses and a bottle of vodka under the bar. He seems to always get drinks for his group. Not a bad tipper, either, but god that hair..."

Upon saying that, a rather pompous looking man with a shiny white quiff walks in wearing a small leather jacket and tight white jeans... and seven scantily clad women. The ladies sit down as the pompous gent gets behind the decks and Brooks hands you a vodka bottle.
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