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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Alright.

1. Get fake identity.
2. Approach him elsewhere, before the party. Weeks before if possible, days if not.
3. Ask him for an appointment.
4. Apply for a job, with a fake resume, as a secretary or a personal servant.
5. If he doesn't accept, go to original plan, if yes, then ask to begin immediately.
6. Assasinate him after the party somehow; poison.

[Rolepgeek]

Guys, remember, it's a celebrity party, not a business party. And he's a DJ. It's doubtful he'll be being served at a table or something similar. We don't even know if a meal is being served. It's likely that some snacks and drinks(not even going to try to spell the right name for it) will be served, but it's also doubtful that we'd be able to poison his food or drink without being noticed while it's in his hand, and it'd be difficult to make sure he got the right one if we poisoned it before-hand. Sniper positions are unlikely to be found, and silenced or not, the glass we shoot through will reveal our position pretty well, I'd say.

Ceramic knife concealed in boot, valet clothes, silenced revolver(no shells lying around), syringe with high dose of potassium(potassium levels skyrocket after death anyway), small amount of heroin(to make it look like in overdose if necessary), 3 fake IDs, fake job contract, and there are three getaway cars and two motorcycles ready with four different routes to get us out of the city afterwards, as quickly as possible. Garrote wire with wooden handles that can be connected and stretched to look like a coat hanger.

Always have multiple plans and tools ready. Keep the MO varied.

[Strife26]

I say we burn the club to the ground, and mingle with any survivors in a first responder suit to make sure he dies of his wounds, possibly giving him a poisoned bottle of water or somesuch.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Keep collateral damage down to a MINIMUM.

[Strife26]

That is minimum! I mean, I figure that it's best to ensure that the job goes correctly, right?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Yes, but burning down a club, killing dozens of people isn't exactly accurate.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Let it be known that this topic has reminded me of just how frightening this community can be what with their knowledge and great enthusiasm for various ways of killing they have. 0P

[scapheap]

It has been noted.

[Funk]

buy some drugs and pose as a drug dealer.

if stealth fails then we need a gun.
a small 38 stub nose or a 9mm automatic , (revolvers that take silencers are rare)
it is safer to buy a gun in the uk that try to get one past the border agency, it will cost us 500 pounds +
remember to ware gloves at all times.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

We can't get into a celeb party as a drug dealer.

[Urist_McDrowner]

Pose as a congressman. Who knows who the representative is for North Dakota 2nd, anyway? Avoid giving name of district represented anyway.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Actually, pose as one of the MPs. House of Lords, House of Commons, either way.

[10ebbor10]

Maybe we can try to acquire some Anthrax dust. On a sidenote, scratch that. Too much collateral damage, too suspicious and not a surefire kill.

How about botuline toxin. It's incredibly poisonous (you can kill the entire world population with a few grammes), and not that hard to aquire. (Medical product). On the positive side, you can blame it on wrongly packaged food. (Though the fact that no other packages were poisoned might arouse suspiscion).

Aren't there any diseases/poisons that kill slowly.

[jaass]

Castor bean plant when process and manufactured produces ricin. Ricin takes about 2-4 hours before symptoms start to appear and the victim usually dies within 2-3 days or we can go to the harder produce Tetanus toxin (a extremely potent neurotoxin).

[Thecard]

Some mix of helpful drugs could work.  Throw enough depressants and stimulants together and you'll kill someone.  And maybe someone will just assume he overdosed.  And there's no danger of killing anyone else.  We just have to put it in his drink.  Maybe dress up as a waiter, and tell him some hot chick, or whoever he's working for, or some adoring fan paid for it.  If someone overhears us, the blame might be thrown onto them first, giving us more time to escape.  I mean, no one really notices the help.

I mean, you give someone a toxin and it's murder.  Give him a fistful of narcotics, hallucinogens, stimulants, and depressants, all mixed in alcohol of course, and the guy just had a really good time at a party.