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[Yoink]

"Ew, you're an ugly one! Can't ya take more care of yer figure? Just what d'you eat to get that out of shape as a wolf?"

>Distract the wolf with hurtful criticisms!

>Whether or not that works, stab it!

>If I kill it, claim its pelvis bone as a trophy.

[Tiruin]

[2] vs [1] You trip as you attempt to strike it, but it trips harder and rolls into your path anyway.

JUST AS PLANNED!

"Genius. Pure, genius!"


"Curse these...shoes. Can't fight...well in them!"

I sense a disturbance...

Attack ye wolf henceforth! If I kill it, then skin the hide.

If dead, keep watch for any other monsters/ defend self if attacked.

If possible, comment on the current state of the battle.

"Bwahaha! Your fat reserves can only help you so much against my power, wolf!"
Attack the wolf again. If my blow is the one that kills it, then rip off its nose as a trophy.

Cyri raised an eyebrow at the taunt. "Fat reserves?"

[IronyOwl]

Turn 7: LEVEL UP!

Go to the bigger group.

You join the massive, un-password-protected party.

Peter got back on his feet "no one saw that." he turn to the party giving them a glare "Got it?"

Stab the wolf once more.

[2] vs [1] The wolf barely moves as you feint, feint, feint, trip, and stab it. You meant to do that.

[5] vs [6][3] You do a backflip as the wolf charges you, but unfortunately land rather unsteadily, wobbling with your face at just the right height for the wolf's jaws.

They're the last thing you see.

1 dmg to wolf
2 dmg taken
You have died!

Wolf is now Level 4. Perk Selected: +2 HP

"Well, looks like I was right. This thing is pathetic."

Give it another shock. This time to another part of his Royal Sliminess.

[4] vs [6][2] You shock it right in the groin. Granted, it's both a cube and comprised of homogeneous goo, so you have no idea how it could have a groin in any sense of the word, but you shock it really well so that's your story and you're sticking to it.

[1] vs [6][6][4] It then wobbles after you in vengeance, so you shock it in the face using similar logic.

2 dmg dealt to slime
+3x1=3 exp
2 dmg countered to slime
+5x1=5 exp
You have reached Level 2!
Please select a levelup perk (2 HP or 1 Attack)

((Shouldn't I get 1 XP for the roll of [3]?))

"I guess we'll just keep stabbing it to death."

Attack the tubby wolf once more. If I'm the one to deal the finishing blow, get the pelt/hide.

[2] vs [3] Your lunge fails to connect, as it rolls slightly to the side.

"Gah. No fire?" Attack the wolf. if dead, grab hide

[3] vs [5] Your lunge fails to connect, as it rolls expertly to the side.

+1x1=1 exp

ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!!

[6][2] vs [6][4] You run forward, swinging your saw maniacally, and run straight into the goo, enveloped like a delicious gummy snack. You reflect on the fact that you've always advocated eating people you catch.

2 dmg taken
You have died!

Slime is now Level 4. Perk Selected: +2 HP

"Bwahaha! Your fat reserves can only help you so much against my power, wolf!"
Attack the wolf again. If my blow is the one that kills it, then rip off its nose as a trophy.

[2] vs [1] The wolf once again fails to roll slightly out of the way of your inept stabbings, and so is stabbed.

1 dmg dealt to wolf

"Ew, you're an ugly one! Can't ya take more care of yer figure? Just what d'you eat to get that out of shape as a wolf?"

>Distract the wolf with hurtful criticisms!

>Whether or not that works, stab it!

>If I kill it, claim its pelvis bone as a trophy.

[2] vs [2] You lunge slightly forward. It rolls slightly to the side.

[2] vs [1] You trip as you attempt to strike it, but it trips harder and rolls into your path anyway.

JUST AS PLANNED!

"Genius. Pure, genius!"


"Curse these...shoes. Can't fight...well in them!"

I sense a disturbance...

Attack ye wolf henceforth! If I kill it, then skin the hide.

If dead, keep watch for any other monsters/ defend self if attacked.

If possible, comment on the current state of the battle.

"Bwahaha! Your fat reserves can only help you so much against my power, wolf!"
Attack the wolf again. If my blow is the one that kills it, then rip off its nose as a trophy.

Cyri raised an eyebrow at the taunt. "Fat reserves?"

[5] vs [5] You dash forward, bringing your blade down in a graceful arc. It rolls gracefully aside, wobbling slightly in a subtle feint.

+2x1x2=4 exp



The imps have completed work on the Demon King's Palace and begin work on a Guardhouse. They will be finished shortly.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

---Grimicin's Party---, Shallow Plains North

Grimicin (Onyxjew)
Party (1/20 xp)
!!LEVELUP!!
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Shock

Party (Ultimuh)
Town (4/10 xp)
0/2 HP
1 Attack, Crushing

Slime, L4
3/8 HP
1 Attack, Crush


---Velerio's Party---
Shallow Plains West

Valerio Inathas (Caellath)
Party (1/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Pierce

Logan Witston (Wwolin)
Party (4/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Frost

Peter Stone (scapheap)
Party (11/10 xp)
0/2 HP
1 Attack, Light

M'Bokgal (Yoink)
Party (4/20 xp)
2/2 HP
2 Attack, Pierce
-L1 Android Head

Cyri Fenethor (Tiruin)
Party (6/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Slash
-L3Wolf Paw

Jacob Stein (Persus13)
Party (5/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Fire

Alex Ian (Spinal_Taper)
Town (0/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Shock

Wolf, L4
2/8 HP
1 Attack, Slash

[scapheap]

[5] vs [6][3] You do a backflip as the wolf charges you, but unfortunately land rather unsteadily, wobbling with your face at just the right height for the wolf's jaws.

They're the last thing you see.

1 dmg to wolf
2 dmg taken
You have died!

Wolf is now Level 4. Perk Selected: +2 HP

Does the wolf get to loot me?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Frank Jump
Physical Appearance: Killer smile, blond hair and the bluest eyes you ever seen.
Mental Description: lady killer.
Attack Type: Dark
Aspiring Class: Dashing swordman.

[IronyOwl]

Does the wolf get to loot me?

Still thinking about this. I think the "loot" is covered by autoleveling on a player kill, but the thought of a wolf running around in a floppy manhide cowl is too amusing not to consider.

[Fireiy]

Umm. You DO have people waitlisted.

[Onyxjew944]

+2 HP

Avenge my late comrade.

"Well! That was.... Interesting."

[Persus13]

"You killed Stone. Fire!" Attack wolf. Grab head as trophy if it dies

[Tiruin]

"Dear me. Wolves displaying acts of regeneration in battle." Cyri looked at Valerio. "If I say this was work of demonic powers, what would you say?"

Flank the wolf from behind it as my allies strike! If I kill it, skin the hide.

If it is dead, scout out for any nearby enemies - report findings, but do not engage. Defend self if necessary.

[Caellath]

"If I say this was work of demonic powers, what would you say?"

"I'd say it doesn't matter much." he said, quite non-chalantly. "We just keep attacking it now."

Attack the wolf, take pelt if I'm the one to deal the fatal blow.

[Onyxjew944]

Name: Frank Jump
Physical Appearance: Killer smile, blond hair and the bluest eyes you ever seen.
Mental Description: lady killer.
Attack Type: Dark
Aspiring Class: Dashing swordman

Is that a reference to what I think it is? If so, Elan is pleased.

[scapheap]

OOTS's fans unite!

[Tiruin]

((Welp. I'm in trouble O_o

Oh wait, its a parody of Elan. *phew*))

[Spinal_Taper]

"Damn. Too sober for this too."
Go ahead and shock the wolf with the power of rock.

[Wwolin]

"Yeah, fat reserves. They're keeping it warm. And it just got that much fatter after eating that head."

Attack the wolf, and rip off its nose if this is the finishing blow.