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[scapheap]

Find a level one to beat up on. Preferably a child of it's species. Ooh! Ooh! I know! A baby seal!

((We're level one, btw.))

((Beat up ourselfs?))

[Caellath]

"We are people, I suppose. Not mercenaries as far as I know." he answers. "The only reason I'm not disturbed by what is happening here is because it isn't the first time it happens."

[Tiruin]

Cyri tilted her head in amusement, looking at the others gathered around one by one. "People, I agree. It's not everyday one sees a construct of eldritch ice wearing a neep, eh? Being yellow too, hah! Reminds me of my time in the Southlands, hunting in the snow with only a crossbow and a fur pelt over my clothing, against walls of living ice.

"Anyway, back to the topic. What do you mean, 'first time'? You've met people like this before?"

[Onyxjew944]

I know we're level one. I meant a wild level one. Gm isn't going to launch us into involuntary PvP, I hope.

[Caellath]

I know we're level one. I meant a wild level one. Gm isn't going to launch us into involuntary PvP, I hope.

((The way you worded it, no. I think it is clear enough you are looking for monsters.))

[Fireiy]

Waitlist please?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Unknown. He is only known as the Spy
Physical Appearance: Wears a red colored flammable suit and balaclava at all times.
Mental Description: A cunning man who puts his own survival over others although will help others if it benefits him.
Attack Type: Piercing
Aspiring Class: Spy AKA Master of Espionage

Also, when I eventually get in please wait at least a day until autoing me.

[Wwolin]

"Hey, burnboy, you only hit it because I distracted it. Had you gone first, I bet it would have ripped your head right off of your smug shoulders."
"And you over there, warmblood lady with the sword! The yellow is lemon flavoring. I only smell bad because I worked up such a sweat while fighting that wolf."

Take the wolf's tail. Follow Valerio and help him look for a low level monster.

[IronyOwl]

Turn 5: Allies

"I'll take some ribs"

Do just that.

'Of course, ignore the newcomer. A fine group I am doomed to meet.' Cyri mumbled as she took the wolf's right front paw, if possible. But there was one man who managed to do something significant. He seemed like a reasonable person, probably a militia fighter from the nearby lands?

"Going with the flow? Others are hunting wolves for no discernible reason, hmm?" the Hunter grinned at the man's reply. "Well, then I guess I'll tag along with you people. Cyri Fenethor, Demon Hunter at your service. What is this place, and why are- is your band of motley composition? Mercenaries?"

Try to see if any herbs are around. Examine current area.

Find a level one to beat up on. Preferably a child of it's species. Ooh! Ooh! I know! A baby seal!

((We're level one, btw.))

Take the wolf hide. "I hit wolf too, snowman. And I did it better then you did."

"Hey, burnboy, you only hit it because I distracted it. Had you gone first, I bet it would have ripped your head right off of your smug shoulders."
"And you over there, warmblood lady with the sword! The yellow is lemon flavoring. I only smell bad because I worked up such a sweat while fighting that wolf."

Take the wolf's tail. Follow Valerio and help him look for a low level monster.

With no consensus on who gets what, the spoils of victory go to the one who dealt the finishing blow- Cyri scoops up her prize before the others have a chance to get over there.

Cyri: L3 Wolf Paw Gained!

She finds no herbs, however. At least, no useful herbs.

Chase Valerio's party! Annoy people. Join party because it seems to clearly be the best way of blendering monsters.

Valerio's party is tragically lacking in membership controls, and so you seamlessly integrate yourself without issue.

[6][4] You manage to utterly infuriate [4] M'Bokgal, who turns his murderous attentions from Peter to you.

[6][3] vs [1] His spear goes right through your throat.

2 dmg taken
You Have Died!

"We luck out with the wolf the woods won't be as forgiving I would look around here some more"

"No. No, no, no."

>Stab this man. Just once. Like whacking a puppy with a newspaper for peeing on the rug.

Also, +1 to Attack!

Your rage is distracted by that robot girl, so you murder her.

+3x1=3 exp
1 Attack Gained

You may also claim a trophy.

Join the least populated party, because that's how Herby roll baby!
Oh and kill/maim and/or eat stuff while he's at it!

Find a level one to beat up on. Preferably a child of it's species. Ooh! Ooh! I know! A baby seal!

Herby decides to team up with Grimicin, being the only other person not in town or the largest party, and the two go a-hunting.

[5] You encounter that slime from before.

Pink Slime
6/6 HP
1 Attack

Valerio sighed. Same thing as his days as an useless peasant...Well, he was actually still a peasant.

"People, just calm down. There is no need for fighting. Also, we have, or at least I have, no idea." he answers to Cyri. "We are just going with the flow."

Get the pelt (or some teeth, paws, meat etc instead if someone else claims the pelt) if it happens to be possible to get more than one trophy from the same creature. Then keep looking around the Shallow Plains for a level one enemy with the party after and if the group moves out.

You valiantly lead the group onwards.

[5] You find another large wolf, though this one looks a bit tubby.

Tubby Wolf
6/6 HP
1 Attack


The Demon King gives a slightly interested "Hmmmmm..."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Alex Ian (Spinal_Taper)
Town (0/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Shock


---Grimicin's Party---, Shallow Plains North

Grimicin (Onyxjew)
Party (0/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Shock

Party (Ultimuh)
Town (0/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Crushing

Slime, L3
6/6 HP
1 Attack


---Velerio's Party---
Shallow Plains West

Valerio Inathas (Caellath)
Party (0/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Pierce

Logan Witston (Wwolin)
Party (2/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Frost

Peter Stone (scapheap)
Party (6/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Light

M'Bokgal (Yoink)
Party (3/20 xp)
2/2 HP
2 Attack, Pierce

Cyri Fenethor (Tiruin)
Party (2/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Slash
-L3Wolf Paw

Jacob Stein (Persus13)
Party (4/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Fire

Vx0D (Errol)
Town
0/2 HP
1 Attack, Slashing

[Onyxjew944]

Grimicin lets out a weary sigh and turns to his adversary, a puddle of feminine sludge. "You aren't going to leave me alone, are you?"

Hearing footsteps coming from town, he turns to the advancing.... Er. Whatever it is, and calls out a customary greeting. "Wanna beat the shit out of this harmless little thing I found?"

Give Slimy a static shock. Feetie-pajamas ftw! Jokes aside, shock it. Somehow.

[scapheap]

"attack patten beta go"

Stab the big boned wolf.

[Persus13]

"Wolf no like fire. Wolf die!" I scream, attacking the wolf

Attack wolf after scapheap

[Wwolin]

"So it's just a fatter wolf? 'SNO PROBLEM!"

Attack the wolf, and laugh at how awful my pun is.

[Caellath]

"Chaaarge! I guess." Valerio says before doing as said.

Attack the tubby wolf.

[Spinal_Taper]

Look around for anyone who's been stuck here too.

[Ultimuh]

"Wanna beat the shit out of this harmless little thing I found?"

"Is there any reason NOT to?"

Go in an all out laughing buzzsaw rampage on the slime!