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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216151 times)

TopHat

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1290 on: May 03, 2013, 12:24:00 pm »

Lead revolution and take over Orion empire.
Provide military support for the rebels.
Remind GM that I am not a baby anymore.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1291 on: May 05, 2013, 12:41:19 pm »

Go back to the robbers. Put them in jail.
(1) You come back to find the police have already arrested them and that you are under arrest for being a vigilante.

(In Old Law to dodge if i play elay was going die then went to hell,I get myself an K7-Leetha(From Spawn) and Be badass out of hell but since choices is that i have two character)
Wait, can you repeat that please, I didn't understand that. Are you saying you want to go to hell?

Flipspinbandsawkick a criminal across the face

INTERNAL STRIFE
(3) lordSlowpoke plugs back into the Matrix but his body is still taken over by Mr. Xantalos.

(3) Mr. Xantalos taps a drug dealer on the shoulder.

Lead revolution and take over Orion empire.
Provide military support for the rebels.
Remind GM that I am not a baby anymore.

(6+1) THe Orion empire is now controlled by a military junta that has TopHat as a general, and Tavik Toth as dictator. The people start rioting.
(4) You aren't? I'll fix that.

>Respawn
>Continue destruction of the old universe
>Become the worshiped diety of the new universe

(Wait, wasn't I trapped outside of both universes?)
(5) Respawn with a bang.
(4) Destruction is continued.
(1) You become their version of the devil/Kronos/Set/Frost giants.

Xantalos: Baby Agent Smith "Mr. Zanzetkuken."

LordSlowpoke: kicked out of the Matrix because he's possessed by Xantalos

GWG: tall Baby with a taste for older women who can manipulate gravity and turn into a gaseous and liquid form. Susceptible to poison and peanut butter.

Tavik Toth: Dictator of Orion

Onyxjew: Baby

Tophat: General

nosaneinme: 14

zanzetkuken: hated by everyone.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1292 on: May 05, 2013, 12:51:20 pm »

ENOUGH OF THIS

>TAMPER WITH THE MATRIX, SUMMONING TRILLIONS OF AGENTS LOYAL TO MY RULEalso take my body from that andreus wannabe
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1293 on: May 05, 2013, 01:06:37 pm »

Use the quod est necessarium est licitum defense. Make them prove that they could have brought in the robbers without my help!
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Nosaneinme

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1294 on: May 05, 2013, 02:50:17 pm »

Well I ask can play two people and yes he going to hell with K-7 Suit
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1295 on: May 05, 2013, 03:26:19 pm »

Yay! Mitary Junta!
Attempt to increase the size and power of the military even more, and ensure their undying loyalty to me.
Provide the rioting populace with bread and circuses.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1296 on: May 05, 2013, 03:56:46 pm »

JUMP MC SPINKICKFLASHBANGWHIZPOPPERWAZOOOOOOOOOOTIME
ALL CRIMInALS WILL havE THEIR SENSORY OFIFECES SCOURED CLEAN
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1297 on: May 05, 2013, 05:37:34 pm »

"Want a new leader? Fine. Go ahead."

Let them choose a better leader.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1298 on: May 05, 2013, 05:37:47 pm »

>Continue destruction of the old universe
>Become the well-loved, worshiped diety of the new universe
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It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1299 on: May 05, 2013, 06:29:25 pm »

>Continue destruction of the old universe
>Become the well-loved, worshiped diety of the new universe
Impede. Action.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1300 on: May 07, 2013, 04:34:58 pm »

Turn got eaten. THis is reconstruction.

ENOUGH OF THIS

>TAMPER WITH THE MATRIX, SUMMONING TRILLIONS OF AGENTS LOYAL TO MY RULEalso take my body from that andreus wannabe

You turned the sky into pink and yellow polka dots.

Use the quod est necessarium est licitum defense. Make them prove that they could have brought in the robbers without my help!
You got off with a $10 fine

Well I ask can play two people and yes he going to hell with K-7 Suit
Maybe and you can't find hell.

Yay! Mitary Junta!
Attempt to increase the size and power of the military even more, and ensure their undying loyalty to me.
Provide the rioting populace with bread and circuses.

You increased the military but they refused to swear loyalty
You gave the rioters the finger and they tarred and feathered you

JUMP MC SPINKICKFLASHBANGWHIZPOPPERWAZOOOOOOOOOOTIME
ALL CRIMInALS WILL havE THEIR SENSORY OFIFECES SCOURED CLEAN

This failed

"Want a new leader? Fine. Go ahead."

Let them choose a better leader.
(2) "Democracy is bad because we are too dumb to choose a leader. Give us our dead king back!"

>Continue destruction of the old universe
>Become the well-loved, worshiped diety of the new universe
Impede. Action.
(5-1) You continue destroying the universe.
(2) You fail

Xantalos: Baby Agent Smith "Mr. Zanzetkuken."

LordSlowpoke: Hacking the Matrix

GWG: tall Baby with a taste for older women who can manipulate gravity and turn into a gaseous and liquid form. Susceptible to poison and peanut butter.

Tavik Toth: Dictator of Orion

Onyxjew: Baby

Tophat: General

nosaneinme: 14

zanzetkuken: hated by everyone.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1301 on: May 07, 2013, 05:06:46 pm »

>Complete destruction of the old universe
>Become the well-loved, worshiped diety of the new universe
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Quote from: Eric Blank
It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1302 on: May 07, 2013, 05:08:24 pm »

>Complete destruction of the old universe
>Become the well-loved, worshiped diety of the new universe
IMPEDE ACTION. Also, gain the power to fix/remake the universe and use it.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1303 on: May 07, 2013, 05:21:17 pm »

TAKE THE MATRIX ON A MAGNIFICENT TRIP ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS OF MISSINGNO
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1304 on: May 07, 2013, 08:32:47 pm »

Destroy new universe
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