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[Onyxjew944]

DARKIGRIMIFY ALL THINGS!

[Persus13]

>Respawn

(4) yep

MARTIX BLATTET

(1 vs. 2) You flail around while Slowpoke stands there.

Undergo...puberty. With real superpowers this time!

Curses time-wasting TV-tropes.
(3) You grow a little taller.
(6) You can manipulate gravity. You must be conscious and the point can move, but it must be 10 feet from you or less. You can also transform into a liquid or a gas. You are weak against peanut butter.

LEVEL 51 FLUX REVERSAL: any_pop = { limit = { is_law = yes } set_flag = revolting }

THE RIDE STRIFE NEVER ENDS

(6 vs. 4) You start beating up Xantalos.

Head back to control room.
Turn bunker around

(2) How are you going to turn around the bunker.

Build space colonies and spaceships.

(3) You build a spaceship. Out of legos.

DARKIGRIMIFY ALL THINGS!

(6) And so it came to pass that onyxjew decided to DARKIGRIMIFY all things. And so he Darkigrimified all things. And then the great GM persus13 was confused and called his servant onyxjew to explain what darkigrimify all things meant. Then onyxjew showed the great GM what it meant and Persus13 got angry and smote onyxjew with balls of fire. Respawn?

Xantalos: Mr. Smith "Mr. Slowpoke." Engaged in slow-mo Matrix duel on subway

LordSlowpoke "My name is Lord" Engaged in slow-mo Matrix duel on subway

GWG: tall child with a taste for older women who can manipulate gravity and turn into a gaseous and liquid form. Susceptible to poison and peanut butter

Tavik Toth: strip-mining a planet and building ships

Onyxjew: killed by physics and the GM

Tophat: on bunker headed into sun

nosaneinme: in project bunker

[GreatWyrmGold]

Cool. Actual powers this time!
Sorry about TV Tropes, but just saying "puberty" would make you give me acne or something silly and non-super like that.

Determine my age.

Sneak out and locate some crime to fight!

[LordSlowpoke]

the gm refused to process my quality paradox event tags

that's cruel

CONTINUE QUALITY STRIFING WORKS

MIGHT AS WELL DEPLOY COMPLETELY UNRELATED GIRLS AT THIS POINT

[Tavik Toth]

Build real spaceships and colonies.

[Xantalos]

Continue epic fight

[Onyxjew944]

BI-DEATH BY DEITIC FORCES IS FOR PANSIES!

Darkigrimify [dahrk•uh•grim•uh•fahy] verb
The act or process of becoming grimdark; of a story or setting

Origin: 2013; <Bay12 simplifier for the apt use of degenerative qualities in a fictional work or world.>

DO IT AGAIN

[Nosaneinme]

I know IT last resort

but Sing Black Hole Sun,Hope some odd thing happen

[TopHat]

There will be maneuvering controls in the control room, silly.
Activate them and turn around.
If not, the bunker should (hopefully) survive. It has survived nuclear and antimatter weapons.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Create a new universe in another plane of the void.
>Destroy the current universe.
>Respawn in new universe

[Xantalos]

>Create a new universe in another plane of the void.
>Destroy the current universe.
>Respawn in new universe

>Destroy the current universe.
>Respawn in new universe

>Destroy the current universe.

>Destroy universe.

GWG? You know what to do.

Actually, you know what? No one really cares at this point, go ahead.

[GreatWyrmGold]

>Create a new universe in another plane of the void.

Aid Action.

>Destroy the current universe.

Impede Action.

>Respawn in new universe

Watch Action.

[Persus13]

Cool. Actual powers this time!
Sorry about TV Tropes, but just saying "puberty" would make you give me acne or something silly and non-super like that.

Determine my age.

Sneak out and locate some crime to fight!

You are 1(2). (4) You find two guys robbing a bank.

the gm refused to process my quality paradox event tags

that's cruel

CONTINUE QUALITY STRIFING WORKS

MIGHT AS WELL DEPLOY COMPLETELY UNRELATED GIRLS AT THIS POINT

Continue epic fight

(5 vs. 4) Slowpoke breaks Mr. Smith's shades.

Build real spaceships and colonies.

(4) You build a colony on the nearest planet.

BI-DEATH BY DEITIC FORCES IS FOR PANSIES!

Darkigrimify [dahrk•uh•grim•uh•fahy] verb
The act or process of becoming grimdark; of a story or setting

Origin: 2013; <Bay12 simplifier for the apt use of degenerative qualities in a fictional work or world.>

DO IT AGAIN

(4) everything around goes grimly dark.

I know IT last resort

but Sing Black Hole Sun,Hope some odd thing happen

(5) You create a black hole.

There will be maneuvering controls in the control room, silly.
Activate them and turn around.
If not, the bunker should (hopefully) survive. It has survived nuclear and antimatter weapons.

(3) You manage to send the ship awa from the black hole, but it's still going towards the sun.
(1) The sun incinerates you. Respawn?

>Create a new universe in another plane of the void.
>Destroy the current universe.
>Respawn in new universe

(6) You create the universe, then get stuck between the two.

Xantalos: Mr. Smith "Mr. Slowpoke." Engaged in slow-mo Matrix duel on subway

LordSlowpoke "My name is Lord" Engaged in slow-mo Matrix duel on subway

GWG: tall child with a taste for older women who can manipulate gravity and turn into a gaseous and liquid form. Susceptible to poison and peanut butter attacking a bank robber.

Tavik Toth: strip-mining a planet and building ships

Onyxjew: who turned the lights off!

Tophat: ash

nosaneinme: in project bunker

[GreatWyrmGold]

Assets: Can transform into liquid or gas, gravity control.
Vulnerabilities: Immature body, Vulnerability to peanut butter and poison.

I have a plan.

Impede the bank robbery by making a point of strong gravity above the robbers, trapping them on the ceiling! Turn into gaseous form to avoid getting shot at!

[Onyxjew944]

I AM JEW! CREATOR OF DRAMATIC LIGHTING! HEAR ME MONOLOGUE!

Reform every player into the infant form of their species.

BABY FIGHT? BABY FIGHT.