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[LordSlowpoke]

Imply to the GM that if I do not come back to life soon I will begin trying to derm everything from the afterlife.

Counterpoint: Everything is dermed to a point where nothing can be dermed anymore, bringing us to a point of stability. Additional derming is superfluous.

Countercounterpoint: If everything was derm'd to that point, previous experience suggests it would need to be derm'd past the point at which the game world ceases to exist, possibly far beyond said point. As there is still a game world, said point has not been reached. Hence, derming further is possible.

Counter[x3]point: nobody has ever stated the game world existed.

[TopHat]

Look for ammunition for the gun and body armour. Head to the bunker's control room

[Tavik Toth]

release head of space force.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Imply to the GM that if I do not come back to life soon I will begin trying to derm everything from the afterlife.

Counterpoint: Everything is dermed to a point where nothing can be dermed anymore, bringing us to a point of stability. Additional derming is superfluous.

Countercounterpoint: If everything was derm'd to that point, previous experience suggests it would need to be derm'd past the point at which the game world ceases to exist, possibly far beyond said point. As there is still a game world, said point has not been reached. Hence, derming further is possible.

Counter[x3]point: nobody has ever stated the game world existed.

Counter⁴point: If it didn't exist, how could we derm it at all, or even do ANYTHING to/in it?

[Tavik Toth]

"SILENCE! Don't make me turn you two into mooks!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"SILENCE! Don't make me turn you two into mooks!"

"I'm dead; until I come back you can't touch me!"

[Tavik Toth]

"SILENCE! Don't make me turn you two into mooks!"

"I'm dead; until I come back you can't touch me!"

"Good point. Oh and you are still head of whatever you where head of."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"SILENCE! Don't make me turn you two into mooks!"

"I'm dead; until I come back you can't touch me!"

"Good point. Oh and you are still head of whatever you where head of."

"Would it be inappropriate for me to make a joke about how hard it is for government employees to be fired?"

[Tavik Toth]

"Don't worry you will still have your job. Oh and the jokes are fine to say."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Remove all memories of the rebellion from my mind.

[Onyxjew944]

"SILENCE! Don't make me turn you two into mooks!"

"I'm dead; until I come back you can't touch me!"

He just said that. Do you have any idea what this means for you now? You just claimed invulnerability. No matter how temporary, I am now obligated by an untold number of philosophical arguments to hunt down and murder whatever metaphysical presence you have. Now to set up options.

• Dystopian society for the erasure from existence via Big Brother and rewriting of history books.
• Literally destroying any impact you had via... ugh... time-fuckery.
• Erasing you with the power of "Erase GWG from existence"-level minimalism.
• Just destroy the planet with everyone who knows you on it.

Because the power of Irony, Rule of Funny, and my own cynical breed of Dramatic Convenience demand it.


Personally, I'm thinking the last one. Sounds easiest. I think it was Xantalos who put out a patent on time-based shananigans, and the dystopia sounds like it could end in myriad horrible ways. Plus, I have been waiting for far too long to make an Exterminatus speech.





Alternate Script:

Challenge Accepted.

[Persus13]

Upgrade missiles to have antimatter warheads

We are all in an alternate dimension where antimatter and nuclear missiles do not exist.

Demand I be released and reinstated as Admiral lest I cleanse the ship of heresy!
Acquire my Admiral hat.
Force the colony to swear fealty to me and the Emprah, Tavik.

(6) The doors are opened as a bunch of people start apologizing to you.
(6) Admiral hat acquired. A bunch of hot people of the gender you prefer start running towards you.
(6) The colony swears loyalty to you and the emperor. They fall under the spell of the sexy admiral hat.

Use My Servo-arms cause i got two,To move Science stuff into My Lab,then Began my work

First Stage is research and observation

Second Stage is hypothesis and experiments

Third Stage is Result

Last stage is Working  super serum

Being Master of Technology,doctor of engineering,Use machine to make super serum is easy,the hard part is find how to make it

(2) Your servo arms break. (1) And you discover that GWG used the project's money for his coup. You need lots of money.

((The Art of Minimalism is longer, if you ignore the fact that it got enderm'd six times. And since RtDtL is more of 9 successive RtD's using the same thread...))

Also: WHEDON! WHEDON! WHEDON!

Ahem.

Get someone else to write. Maybe someone who was a fan beck before The Chick was cool and after I was. Come back to life.

Imply to the GM that if I do not come back to life soon I will begin trying to derm everything from the afterlife.

(2) The show's producers are reluctant to do so. You can always respawn though
(2) YOU CAN ALWAYS RESPAWN. I'M NOT STOPPING YOU. I'M ONLY STOPPING YOU FROM RESURRECTING YOUR PREVIOUS CHARACTER.

Become the commander of a Paragon-class vessel in deep space.[/b]

(4) okay

Look for ammunition for the gun and body armour. Head to the bunker's control room

(5) You find both. then (4) head for the control room.

>Remove all memories of the rebellion from my mind.

(6) What Rebellion?

Current roster:
Leader: Tavik Toth
Lancer: onyxjew
Big Guy: Zanzetkuken
Smart Guy: nosaneinme
Sneaky Guy: Xantalos
Chick: Chick
6th Ranger: GWG

Onyxjew: head of space force. in charge of space ships. Sexy admiral hat.

Zanzetkuken: Void-energy dragon in charge of airforce

GWG: Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human. Earplugs, supervillain's Head Minion in charge of military with dumb mook follower Dead again.

Yoink: Dead

LordSlowpoke: head of diplomacy in a ship in space

Nosaneinme: Omision, crazy tech priest in charge of super serum project

Tavik Toth: Healing-Factored guy in charge of everything

TopHat: in bunker control room with gun, ammo and armor

Xantalos: Predator Drone with missiles stalking Bill Clinton. Head of intelligence in control of a satellite. Tasked with looking for rebels

[Persus13]

Whoops, please wait to post.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Upgrade missiles to have antimatter warheads

We are all in an alternate dimension where antimatter and nuclear missiles do not exist.

And we lost the missiles when pluto blew up...

[Persus13]

Alright, turn is up.