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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 212359 times)

Tavik Toth

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1050 on: April 10, 2013, 08:54:41 am »

"Go bomb...that random empty place called...Argus? Why call a nation that?"
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1051 on: April 10, 2013, 01:15:33 pm »

Pull out grapple gun.
Use it to escape from prison.
Return to safehouse
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1052 on: April 10, 2013, 03:28:45 pm »

"You will let me out of this jaile, for my words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"

Be the Gandhi this game of Civilization deserves!
(6) You become Gandhi. When he went on hunger strike. You need food.

"You will let me out of this jaile, for my words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"

Be the Gandhi this game of Civilization deserves!
Cause him to drop the Democracy form of government, causing the appropriate values to rise back to 1.

Recruit four other, dumb jailed supervillains for my miniboss squad.

(5) Okay
(3) You recruit a dumb mook

Respawn.
Try to figure out what the point of the game is, having forgotten it.

(5) The point is you are running away from cops. But they are in jail. (4) You spawned outside of a jail.

Release GWG then assign him the position of leading the army. Release all civilians that will support me and apologise then assign some as advisors. Also release lordslowpoke and assign him as head of diplomatic Corp. Release Xantalos and assign him as head of intelligence. After becoming leader till the planet can live united under democracy. Oh and have dragon dude freed, assign as head of air force.

"So what do you think is our best course of action?"

You dub GWG head of the army. (3) About 60 citizens are released. Some of them disappear. Gandhi is released and assigned to head of diplomacy. He may need a sandwich. Xantalos is now head of intelligence. Zanzetkuken is in charge of the air force.

Go bomb a random country
Stalk Bill Clinton afterward

(4) "Malta is in ashes."
(5) You fly to chicago and fly around the jail he's in.

Pull out grapple gun.
Use it to escape from prison.
Return to safehouse

(1) You pull out your..."Its a gun, shoot him!" Respawn?

Onyxjew: not in jail

Zanzetkuken: Void-energy dragon in charge of airforce

GWG: Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human. Earplugs, supervillain's Head Minion in charge of military with dumb mook follower

Yoink: Dead

LordSlowpoke: nuclear bomb gandhi hybrid, head of diplomacy

Nosaneinme: Dead

Tavik Toth: Healing-Factored guy in charge of everything

TopHat: Dead

Xantalos: Predator Drone stalking Bill Clinton. Head of intelligence
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1053 on: April 10, 2013, 04:04:10 pm »

Petition the government for a pardon.
Apply for Privateer/Bounty Hunter/Inquisition status.
Acquire fugitives, I want them alive. No disintegrations.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1054 on: April 10, 2013, 04:19:10 pm »

Hah! No nukes for Gandhi! Sadly, no democracy either, but it's a price worth paying.

Fund a super-serum project.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1055 on: April 10, 2013, 05:19:37 pm »

Recruit as many people to cause then start building spacecraft. Also have onyxjew944 be head of soon to be built space force. Also make sure serum doesn't go bad. Oh and feed gandhi. Also request that we start the process of making a united democratic world: Step 1: Make people more equal.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1056 on: April 10, 2013, 07:24:36 pm »

Upgrade weaponry
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1057 on: April 10, 2013, 07:36:14 pm »

Also request that we start the process of making a united democratic world...
Make sure the world leader is someone with a base Aggression of about 2.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1058 on: April 10, 2013, 08:11:45 pm »

*Add
Ban all nuclear-weapons based Civ puns from future posts.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1059 on: April 10, 2013, 08:17:03 pm »

*Add
Ban all nuclear-weapons based Civ puns from future posts.
Hah! They're jokes based on the causes of an early-version Civilization bug!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1060 on: April 10, 2013, 08:17:45 pm »

*Add
Ban all nuclear-weapons based Civ puns from future posts.
Hah! They're jokes based on the causes of an early-version Civilization bug!
GHANDI MAD BECAUSE GHANDI TOO HAPPY FOR SCALE! GHANDI SMASH!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1061 on: April 10, 2013, 09:43:31 pm »

Respawn as Last Character
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1062 on: April 11, 2013, 03:54:38 am »

Respawn. Find safer safehouse
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1063 on: April 11, 2013, 11:37:14 am »

>Order the conversion of a nuclear-based weapon to a void energy-based weapon to happen on the opposite side of the country I am on.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2013, 12:26:45 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Tavik Toth

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #1064 on: April 11, 2013, 12:23:45 pm »

"Go ask head of intel."
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