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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Tag-team with superheroes to stop Zanzetkuken! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?

(Why are you attacking the guy dragon that is trying to kill the thing that is attempting to eat the core, destabilizing the world and removing its magnetic field?)

Because I thought you were destroying the world or making dangerous rifts or something.

I am making one rift to destroy the guy destroying the world.  The others the universe removed.

[Onyxjew944]

AMENDMENT

Mind-rape anyone trying to stop Cthulhu.

[LordSlowpoke]

AMENDMENT

Mind-rape anyone trying to stop Cthulhu.

SUICIDE BOMB THE RAPE

LEAVE THE MIND INTACT THOUGH

ALSO CTHULHU

we've got standards

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

AMENDMENT

Mind-rape anyone trying to stop Cthulhu.

(Already succeeded in doing that to the dragon, and it is still trying to stop you, albiet, enasni

[Onyxjew944]

(Already succeeded in doing that to the dragon, and it is still trying to stop you, albiet, enasni

At this point, there's not really anything any of us can do. If I kill you, you'll respawn. If I make you brutally insane, you'll disregard it. If you kill me, lock me into an alternate dimension, or in any other way try to stop me, I'll just try again.

And eventually I, or someone else with the same tendencies, will succeed. And we will enter X. The cycle will begin anew.

we've got standards

Says the guy who has destroyed the entire universe at least once, because everyone has, to the guy who is trying for a second TPK. Actually, in hindsight, that's actually a fair-ish quip.

But then again, we are in a minimalist. You may as well hand the keys to a battlecruiser to an eight year old and say not to press the big red shiny button.

[Xantalos]

Tag-team with superheroes to stop Zanzetkuken! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?

(Why are you attacking the guy dragon that is trying to kill the thing that is attempting to eat the core, destabilizing the world and removing its magnetic field?)

Who's trying to eat the planet core?

[Onyxjew944]

Tag-team with superheroes to stop Zanzetkuken! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?

(Why are you attacking the guy dragon that is trying to kill the thing that is attempting to eat the core, destabilizing the world and removing its magnetic field?)

Who's trying to eat the planet core?

That would be me. Cthulhu. Kind of an odd circumstance surrounding that particular event, actually.

[Nosaneinme]

But you kick to some other part of your mind,But Still Gain More Control then If can Meld or Destroy other Personality and also make some Robot in mindscape.Make side of My side  with Robot and Metal and Technology,why he can has M. C. Escher one

[GreatWyrmGold]

Do something awesome.

[6] You explode. Respawn?

Let them.

[4] You promptly develop a healing factor. They're glad to have you on their side.

Begin digging to the core again.

AMENDMENT

Mind-rape anyone trying to stop Cthulhu.

[4] You hit the mantle.

Respawn.
Run to new, more structurally sound, safehouse

[3] You locate a well-constructed shack.

>Repeat attempt at successfully completing the previous turn's actions

[2] You successfully fail last turn's actions.

Tag-team with superheroes to stop and Zanzetkuken to stop that world-ending thing! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?

[6] Gods damn it, no one's going to believe I rolled that.
You team up with four supervillains who need a lackey. You become their lackey. The head villain opens up a line of communication with Cthulhu.

AMENDMENT

Mind-rape anyone trying to stop Cthulhu.

SUICIDE BOMB THE RAPE

LEAVE THE MIND INTACT THOUGH

ALSO CTHULHU

we've got standards

No one successfully tried.


Onyxjew: Cthulhu, broken nail, @mantle

Zanzetkuken: Attacking onyxjew, enasni

Xantalos: failing to punh

GWG: Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human. Earplugs, angry, supervillain's lackey

Yoink: Dead

TopHat: dead

LordSlowpoke: nuclear bomb human hybrid, deaf

Nosaneinme: Ommision, Dead Crazy tech priest ghost attempting to possess onyxjew

Tavik Toth: Healing-Factored guy working with the government

TopHat: In a great shack

Xantalos: Kasploded

[Xantalos]

PUNCH ZANZETKUKEN AND MAKE HIM CLARIFY WHATEVER HE'S DOING

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Repeat attempt at successfully completing the previous turn's actions

[Nosaneinme]

Do something awesome.

[6] You explode. Respawn?

Let them.

[4] You promptly develop a healing factor. They're glad to have you on their side.

Begin digging to the core again.

AMENDMENT

Mind-rape anyone trying to stop Cthulhu.

[4] You hit the mantle.

Respawn.
Run to new, more structurally sound, safehouse

[3] You locate a well-constructed shack.

>Repeat attempt at successfully completing the previous turn's actions

[2] You successfully fail last turn's actions.

Tag-team with superheroes to stop and Zanzetkuken to stop that world-ending thing! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?

[6] Gods damn it, no one's going to believe I rolled that.
You team up with four supervillains who need a lackey. You become their lackey. The head villain opens up a line of communication with Cthulhu.

AMENDMENT

Mind-rape anyone trying to stop Cthulhu.

SUICIDE BOMB THE RAPE

LEAVE THE MIND INTACT THOUGH

ALSO CTHULHU

we've got standards

No one successfully tried.


Onyxjew: Cthulhu, broken nail, @mantle

Zanzetkuken: Attacking onyxjew, enasni

Xantalos: failing to punh

GWG: Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human. Earplugs, angry, supervillain's lackey

Yoink: Dead

TopHat: dead

LordSlowpoke: nuclear bomb human hybrid, deaf

Nosaneinme: Ommision, Dead Crazy tech priest ghost attempting to possess onyxjew

Tavik Toth: Healing-Factored guy working with the government

TopHat: In a great shack

Xantalos: Kasploded

WHERE IS MY TURN!!!!

[GreatWyrmGold]

That is an excellent question. Better one: Where is your action?

[Nosaneinme]

That is an excellent question. Better one: Where is your action?

This:But you kick to some other part of your mind,But Start Gain More Control then If can Meld or Destroy other Personality and also make some Robot in mindscape.Make side of My side  with Robot and Metal and Technology,why he can has M. C. Escher one

[Xantalos]

That is an excellent question. Better one: Where is your action?

This:But you kick to some other part of your mind,But Start Gain More Control then If can Meld or Destroy other Personality and also make some Robot in mindscape.Make side of My side  with Robot and Metal and Technology,why he can has M. C. Escher one

...uh...I don't know what is happening.