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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216584 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #975 on: March 30, 2013, 02:12:39 pm »

Give up on superheroics and become a supervillain.

Break out of jail.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #976 on: March 30, 2013, 02:17:03 pm »

>Open a new rift.
>Throw Onyxjew944 into it.

(an insane void-elemental dragon.  Interesting.)
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Tavik Toth

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #977 on: March 30, 2013, 02:21:55 pm »

Respawn as a Bolo. Then join the police/military/whoever they are.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #978 on: March 30, 2013, 02:30:10 pm »

Expunge the intruder.
Mold his mind into an overgrown octopus subservient to Cthulhu.
Destroy whatever dimension the rifts are leading to.
Close the rift.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #979 on: March 30, 2013, 02:51:45 pm »

Falcon punch Zanzetkuken for opening so many rifts
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #980 on: March 31, 2013, 03:53:33 am »

Survive fall by pulling grapple-gun in mid air and pulling myself out of the hole.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #981 on: March 31, 2013, 03:02:42 pm »

Give up on superheroics and become a supervillain.

Break out of jail.

(4+1) using your slightly increased strength you charge out of jail and towards supervillainhood.

>Open a new rift.
>Throw Onyxjew944 into it.

(an insane void-elemental dragon.  Interesting.)
(2) nope, your too enasni

Respawn as a Bolo. Then join the police/military/whoever they are.
(2) you respawn as a person
(3) The police will take you, if you agree to undergo a medical experiment first.

Expunge the intruder.
Mold his mind into an overgrown octopus subservient to Cthulhu.
Destroy whatever dimension the rifts are leading to.
Close the rift.

(4) You kick nosaneinme out of your mind.
(2) nope
(1) You make the dimension stronger
What rift?

Falcon punch Zanzetkuken for opening so many rifts
(2) nope

Survive fall by pulling grapple-gun in mid air and pulling myself out of the hole.
You are dead right now.


Onyxjew: Cthulhu, broken nail,

Zanzetkuken: Attacking onyxjew, enasni

Xantalos: failing to punh

GWG: Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human. Earplugs, angry, becoming supervillain

Yoink: Dead

TopHat: dead

LordSlowpoke: nuclear bomb human hybrid, deaf

Nosaneinme: Ommision, Dead Crazy tech priest ghost attempting to possess onyxjew

Mullet Master: Dead

Tavik Toth: Dead
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #982 on: March 31, 2013, 03:08:59 pm »

Do something awesome.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #983 on: March 31, 2013, 03:35:44 pm »

Let them.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #984 on: March 31, 2013, 03:52:44 pm »

Begin digging to the core again.
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TopHat

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #985 on: March 31, 2013, 04:08:12 pm »

Respawn.
Run to new, more structurally sound, safehouse
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #986 on: March 31, 2013, 04:23:10 pm »

>Repeat attempt at successfully completing the previous turn's actions
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #987 on: March 31, 2013, 06:43:08 pm »

Tag-team with superheroes to stop and Zanzetkuken to stop that world-ending thing! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?
« Last Edit: March 31, 2013, 07:33:04 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #988 on: March 31, 2013, 07:12:06 pm »

Tag-team with superheroes to stop Zanzetkuken! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?

(Why are you attacking the guy dragon that is trying to kill the thing that is attempting to eat the core, destabilizing the world and removing its magnetic field?)
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #989 on: March 31, 2013, 07:31:50 pm »

Tag-team with superheroes to stop Zanzetkuken! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?
(Why are you attacking the guy dragon that is trying to kill the thing that is attempting to eat the core, destabilizing the world and removing its magnetic field?)
Because I thought you were destroying the world or making dangerous rifts or something.
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