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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Throw Onyxjew944 into a rift in space-time in order to become a hero and not have to officers after me.

[Xantalos]

Make the universe aware of the spacetime rifts Zanzetkuken's making

[TopHat]

Pickpocket someone else.
Head to safehouse.

[Tavik Toth]

I do not need gas.

[Nosaneinme]

Use My Ghost body to possess person who have Kill me

[Persus13]

...Huh.

Purchase heavy-duty earplugs to protect myself from the alleged music.

TICK AT GWG AT 420 BPM

(5) Gwg buys and puts on earplugs.

(6) Lordslowpoke ticks at GWG very loudly, making himself deaf and making GWG rage about him.

Swat the military away.
Continue meal.

(6) You eat the military, but now you aren't hungry and the occasion bullet in your small intestine hurts.

>Throw Onyxjew944 into a rift in space-time in order to become a hero and not have to officers after me.

(3) You open a rift in space time next to him

Make the universe aware of the spacetime rifts Zanzetkuken's making

(5) The universe thanks you for notifying it, then (5) closes zanzetkuken's space rifts.

Pickpocket someone else.
Head to safehouse.

(3) you steal a rich guy's wallet, but he notices and calls the cops on you.
(6) You run as fast as you can to your safehouse, but the cops got your description first and will be hunting for you.

I do not need gas.

(1) You need it so much you die from not getting it. Respawn?

Use My Ghost body to possess person who have Kill me

You want to possess onyxjew or slowpoke?

Onyxjew: Cthulhu

Zanzetkuken: Outside the city

Xantalos: notifying the universe

GWG: Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human. Earplugs, angry

Yoink: Dead

TopHat: safehouse, $40, rich guy's wallet, warrant out for his arrest

LordSlowpoke: nuclear bomb human hybrid, deaf

Nosaneinme: Ommision, Dead Crazy tech priest ghost

Mullet Master: Dead

Tavik Toth: Dead

[Onyxjew944]

Contract stomach muscles to crunch military into a paste.
Mind-rape Zanzetkuken.
Start digging into the earth; aiming for the core.

[Nosaneinme]

Onyxjew,When I'm In His Body,I will become god of techlogy

[TopHat]

Look into rich guy's wallet.
Fortify safehouse.

[Xantalos]

Fart a nuke at someone.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Look for criminals to apprehend as...what are my powers again? Something about shapeshifting?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Throw Onyxjew944 into a rift in space-time in order to become a hero and not have to officers after me.

(I did respawn as a Void-energy dragon, right?)

[Persus13]

Look for criminals to apprehend as...what are my powers again? Something about shapeshifting?

Check the Status post

[GreatWyrmGold]

Ah, right...how about Polyman?

[Persus13]

Contract stomach muscles to crunch military into a paste.
Mind-rape Zanzetkuken.
Start digging into the earth; aiming for the core.

(3) You do some exercises to help your stomach, now all you have to is repeat once a day to get stomach muscles in a little while
(4) okay.
(2) You break a nail and quit. Also you have another guy in your brain

Onyxjew,When I'm In His Body,I will become god of techlogy

(3) You get inside his brain and get partial control.

Look into rich guy's wallet.
Fortify safehouse.

(3) You find a credit card and some cash.
(1) A sinkhole opens up, collapsing the safehouse on you, then the remnants fall down to hell. Respawn? (I can't remember how the original hole to hell happened so here ya go. Also there appears to be a lack of giant robots)

Fart a nuke at someone.

(3) You fart.

Look for criminals to apprehend as...what are my powers again? Something about shapeshifting?

(1) You are arrested for loitering

>Throw Onyxjew944 into a rift in space-time in order to become a hero and not have to officers after me.

(I did respawn as a Void-energy dragon, right?)

(3) You grab onyxjew before you notice that all rifts were closed. Then enasni og uoy.

Onyxjew: Cthulhu, broken nail, person inside his mind

Zanzetkuken: Attacking onyxjew, enasni

Xantalos: farting

GWG: Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human. Earplugs, angry, arrested

Yoink: Dead

TopHat: dead

LordSlowpoke: nuclear bomb human hybrid, deaf

Nosaneinme: Ommision, Dead Crazy tech priest ghost attempting to possess onyxjew

Mullet Master: Dead

Tavik Toth: Dead