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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216563 times)

javierpwn

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #855 on: February 23, 2013, 07:33:16 pm »

Give SuperAIDS the ability to get past hazmat suits, except mine....
Infect CDC employees
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #856 on: February 24, 2013, 05:35:23 pm »

being the head of a big corporation, bribe the CDC guys into leaving me alone.
Or just send my tanks to attack them.
Then fortify my planet.,

(4) The CDC guys leave you alone.
(5) Your planet system is fortified.

>Hire the CDC to kill Putin
(4) They accept

Being the ball of pure thought I am, I choose not to confine myself to any one form.

Slip past the CDC blockade and acquire a small star system through political blackmail and sheer force when available.
(3) you slip past the CDC cops, but they spot you and chase you, making hard for you to get a system.

So much for hoping for subtlety.

Get internet access.
(2) Nope, sorry.

Equip monocled to gain +1 bonus from style
Kill Putin

(1) everything becomes really blurry, you need glasses! -1 bonus.
(1-1 vs. 5+1) You throw dynamite at Putin, but it blows you up, while the explosion bounces off him. Respawn?

Be revived through a miracle
Turn the oceans into wine

(6) Jesus revives you, tells you that turning water into wine is trademarked by him, quotes scripture at you, and then leaves.
wwolin cancels miracle- being sued by Jesus
wwolin feels the urge to worship God


Give SuperAIDS the ability to get past hazmat suits, except mine....
Infect CDC employees

(2) Nope
(5) you still can't infect them for some reason.

NPC Turn:
Putin summons (2) no one!
(1 vs 4+1) The CDC guys are almost destroyed when they attack Putin.


Spoiler: Russian Cops (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: CDC (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #857 on: February 24, 2013, 05:37:33 pm »

Am ghost
Possess Putin
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #858 on: February 24, 2013, 05:42:21 pm »

Replace a random vital organ of every CDC employee, even those not involved in harassing my sortie, with a small cube of pure Nicholas Cage.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #859 on: February 24, 2013, 05:42:29 pm »

Build a bunch of jeeps.
Have the jeeps bait Putin into attacking, and being crushed between the hammer of my armour and the anvil of the fortress.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #860 on: February 24, 2013, 06:47:31 pm »

Hack the universe to cause my brain to get internet access.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #861 on: February 24, 2013, 06:49:23 pm »

Give superAIDS to GWG....
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #862 on: February 24, 2013, 06:50:08 pm »

Why do you not like me?
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #863 on: February 24, 2013, 06:55:04 pm »

It's not that I don't like you, more like you tried to possess my body....

I think the horror that is JBG has infected me with his disposition towards you.
(Also, it isn't fair you should get the Internet while we try to escape!)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #864 on: February 24, 2013, 07:03:52 pm »

It's not that I don't like you, more like you tried to possess my body....

I think the horror that is JBG has infected me with his disposition towards you.
(Also, it isn't fair you should get the Internet while we try to escape!)

JBG?
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #865 on: February 24, 2013, 07:05:04 pm »

It's not that I don't like you, more like you tried to possess my body....

I think the horror that is JBG has infected me with his disposition towards you.
(Also, it isn't fair you should get the Internet while we try to escape!)

JBG?
A minor cosmic horror.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #866 on: February 24, 2013, 07:05:57 pm »

I only suggest you look it up in the "member" section....
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #867 on: February 24, 2013, 08:20:44 pm »

It's not that I don't like you, more like you tried to possess my body....
I think the horror that is JBG has infected me with his disposition towards you.
(Also, it isn't fair you should get the Internet while we try to escape!)
JBG?
Jbg97, another member with insane tendencies. Sort of a foil to me.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #868 on: February 24, 2013, 08:21:45 pm »

It's not that I don't like you, more like you tried to possess my body....
I think the horror that is JBG has infected me with his disposition towards you.
(Also, it isn't fair you should get the Internet while we try to escape!)
JBG?
Jbg97, another member with insane tendencies. Sort of a foil to me.
I gave him the job until I can be assed to do it again.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #869 on: February 24, 2013, 08:32:31 pm »

Replace a random vital organ of every CDC employee, even those not involved in harassing my sortie, with a small cube of pure Nicholas Cage.
Aid action
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.
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