respawn as the League of Incredible Gentlemen.
Duel Vladimir to thr death.
(6) You are. i can't think of an overshoot.
(4 vs. 1+1) you hit him in the back when he is distracted.
"It didn't work? I must need more titles then."
Acquire additional titles
Get the oldest, hardest, moldiest piece of bread in existence, and use miracles to create thousands of these lethal throwing weapons.
(6) You are the most amazing greatest person who gets squeshed by all his titles. Respawn?
Give everyone SUPERAIDS
Disregard earlier action.
Give everyone SUPERIMMUNE SYSTEM!
I'm almost hoping for a one.
(3) You develop a regular immune system.
Damn it.
Get my action processed first this turn.
Do PM Thing.
(5) javierpwn gets a note from "Ann Thrax" his secret admirer. Javier pockets it.
(6) CDC arrests javierpwn and quarantines everyone else. No on can get to the outside world with out battling the CDC first! That includes getting armies. Also remember the magic barrier is still in effect.
Assassinate Putin using connections that will not lead back to me.
(2) The guy you ask assumes you are joking when you ask him to have someone assassinate putin.
Give everyone SUPERAIDS
You get arrested by the CDC.
(4) No one gets SuperAIDS.
Build a bunch of random tanks.
Have the flamethrower tanks burn down the Dora the Explorer model.
Have the rest of my forces attack Putin.
You'll have to battle the CDC to do that.
(6) Your flamethrower tanks burn everything Dora the Explorer related.
(5 vs. 6+1) Putin kills some more tanks with his LAW.
NPC Turn: Putin turns to face Xantalos. (3+1 vs. 5) He holds his own.
100000 Quarantine Officers
Tophat
13689 Sherman Fireflies
63 Flamethrower tanks
13 Half-tracks
2250 Tiger II