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[Onyxjew944]

Now lets try... Cyberpunk Ninjas on Tron Cycles. IN SPACE! Also throw the single spider at Zanzetkuken The Great. Hoping I built a self-destruct mechanism triggered on impact.

[Wwolin]

((AAAAAAAAAHM BAAAAAAAAAAACK!))

Stand around and smell the flowers.

[Persus13]

Also thanks to Wwolin, Xantalos, and GWG who nominated this form for Hall of Fame. If someone else feels so inclined (hint, hint) it would get in!

You're welcome. On the subject of YAFB, mind doing me a favor with nomination...?

Ahem.

Become a Time Lord. Engage Sonic Screwdriver, TARDIS, and limited knowledge of Dr. Who to summon Drs. What, When, Where, and Why. And Who, because why not.

Would this be YAFB or YASFB?

[Persus13]

Conquer a random system of planets.
Set up manufacturing base in aforementioned planets.
Begin building halftracks

(6) The Inhabitants appeal to the Grillodons for help.
(5) Manufacturing set up.
(2) You get a load of pencils instead.

Gain great magic powers

(2) There is a magic dampener up that needs to be destroyed first that covers the whole galaxy.

Respawn as digital Grillodon
Delete sys32 on all the Daleks

(5) You are a Grillodon A.I.
(4) You do on 1000 and they shut down.

Become a Time Lord. Engage Sonic Screwdriver, TARDIS, and limited knowledge of Dr. Who to summon Drs. What, When, Where, and Why. And Who, because why not.

(4) You become a Time Lord. You get a (3)regular screwdriver, a (6) Working TARDIS, complete with personality. You also (2) fail to summon any more doctors because you are the only Time Lord.

The doctor who wiki: http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Who_Wiki

>Construct a transformer.
>Utilize to transform all life into Daleks.

(2) Nope, sorry.

Now lets try... Cyberpunk Ninjas on Tron Cycles. IN SPACE! Also throw the single spider at Zanzetkuken The Great. Hoping I built a self-destruct mechanism triggered on impact.

(5) You get the ninjas. You then throw the spider at Zanzetkuken, (2 vs. 6) but it he sends it flying back at you. (6) The resulting explosion kills you and many of your ninjas. respawn?

((AAAAAAAAAHM BAAAAAAAAAAACK!))

Stand around and smell the flowers.

(3) You smell the flowers before a dalek charges you crying "EXTERMINATE!!!"

NPC Turn:
The leaderless Grillodon empire attacks tophat. (2 vs. 1) They just hover there as several shermans get damaged by insurgents.
The dinos attack the grillodons! (5 vs. 1) The grillodons are almost annihilated.
Alliance of Grillodon Resistance renames itself the Dragons and votes on whether it should join the Daleks. (3) They decide not too.

Spoiler: Dalek Empire (click to show/hide)

Zanzetkuken the Great
19999000 Daleks

Spoiler: Dinosaurs are cool too (click to show/hide)

98990 Tyrannosaurs
249000 Triceratops
2996750 other dinosaurs

Spoiler: Onyxjew's Crazy Creature Place (click to show/hide)

9000 Cyberpunk Ninjas on Tron Cycles
1 Clockwork Spider

Spoiler: Dragons (click to show/hide)

Zanzetkuken the great
298399 T. rex Dragons
249090 triceratops Dragons
1990000 other dinosaur Dragons

Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)

Tophat
108908 Sherman Fireflies
500 Flamethrower tanks

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)

Xantalos
472745 Grillodon grunts
2249 grillodon tanks
250 grillodon "Immortals"
25 Grillodon bodyguards
Captain Grillerica
2 T. Rex Dragons
2 Triceratops dragons

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[Wwolin]

"Damn you and you flower hating ways!"

Destroy the dalek with a super concentrated burst of UV light.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wonder where I am. (I'm not in the character list.)
Install stairs across the universe.

[Xantalos]

Build myself a giant Grillodon robot body
Crown myself King Xantalos 1.75
Throw the magic dampener at TopHat's planet

[TopHat]

Send 3000 Sherman Fireflys to engage the Grillodon tanks.
Commission a pencil statue to be made. Place it in the locals' dining room, to give happy thoughts.
Oh, yeah, and produce some halftracks..

[Nosaneinme]

Is was Useless,Make Robot Army,Find ship to send robot to Defeat Some space pirate and if beat it and find spaceship,Loot the Ship

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Fuse all of my Player Character opponents into a single being, possessing all of the parts of the enemy PCs.

[Onyxjew944]

Summon the gestalt of Sauron, Cruella de Ville, and Optimus Prime to be the general of my great armies.
Summon albino cheese skunks with steel pikes covering eighty percent of their bodies.

((I just called upon the might of Rule Thirty-Four to grant me a warlord. This can only end well.))

[Persus13]

"Damn you and you flower hating ways!"

Destroy the dalek with a super concentrated burst of UV light.

(5 vs. 1) "you could say that dalek got" puts on sunglasses "EXTERMINATED!"

Wonder where I am. (I'm not in the character list.)
Install stairs across the universe.

you are somewhere in the universe, specifically the Olive Empire.
(6) You build stairs connecting all the planets together for some reason. It takes the next bajillion turns to do so.

Build myself a giant Grillodon robot body
Crown myself King Xantalos 1.75
Throw the magic dampener at TopHat's planet

(4) grillodon body built.
(3) You join the tournament to determine King Xantalos successor.

Send 3000 Sherman Fireflys to engage the Grillodon tanks.
Commission a pencil statue to be made. Place it in the locals' dining room, to give happy thoughts.
Oh, yeah, and produce some halftracks..

(3 vs. 4) you cause them to lose 224 tanks, but they wipe out about 750 of your Shermans.
(6) You use all the pencils in the system to make statues. Schoolteachers are complaining, but they have admired a pencil statue recently.
(4) You make 100 half-tracks

Is was Useless,Make Robot Army,Find ship to send robot to Defeat Some space pirate and if beat it and find spaceship,Loot the Ship

(4) Robot army is created
(2) No space pirates can be found.

>Fuse all of my Player Character opponents into a single being, possessing all of the parts of the enemy PCs.

(6) You fuse all your opponents (except tophat's corporation and the grillodons) into one huge being that really hates your guts. That might have been a bad idea. (3 vs. 1) 1999900 daleks are killed.

Summon the gestalt of Sauron, Cruella de Ville, and Optimus Prime to be the general of my great armies.
Summon albino cheese skunks with steel pikes covering eighty percent of their bodies.

((I just called upon the might of Rule Thirty-Four to grant me a warlord. This can only end well.))

All your armies have been fused together, but you summon (5) all three. (5) You also a bunch of albino cheese hunks with spikes.

NPC Turn:
The grillodon army attacks Tophat. (4 vs. 4) Both sides lose a quarter of their forces.
The daleks are waiting for orders.

Spoiler: Dalek Empire (click to show/hide)

Zanzetkuken the Great
17999100 Daleks

Spoiler: Onyxjew's Creature Madhouse (click to show/hide)

10000  albino cheese skunks with steel pikes

Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)

Tophat
81118 Sherman Fireflies
375 Flamethrower tanks
75 Half-tracks

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)

Xantalos
354559 Grillodon grunts
1519 grillodon tanks
187 grillodon "Immortals"
19 Grillodon bodyguards
Captain Grillerica
1 T. Rex Dragon
2 Triceratops dragons

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Order the daleks to kill the monstrosity

[Onyxjew944]

Bring my gestalt back.
Colonize planet with pike-skunks.
Summon Ewoks on said planet.
Murder daleks.

[Wwolin]

Merge with the flowers that I was smelling to become some disturbing plant-human hybrid.
Grow a garden of sentient flowers to fight the daleks.