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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 213218 times)

javierpwn

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #690 on: February 05, 2013, 08:21:33 pm »

Possess Hank hill
force him to grill using charcoal
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #691 on: February 05, 2013, 09:00:51 pm »

Rebel! Force him to commit suicide with his own weapon!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #692 on: February 05, 2013, 09:30:08 pm »

Take all the TARDIS sattelites that Zan abandoned when he went back in time and kill the dinodragons and him with them. Utilize time travel if necessary.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #693 on: February 05, 2013, 09:34:50 pm »

>Transform Dinosaurs into Dragons
>Have the all Dinosaurs-that-are-now-dragons attack King Xantalos in groups of 10000.
>Go back in time and retroactively kill King Xantalos.
(6) You transform all dinosaurs into dragons. Half don't like this and form the group Dinosaurs are Cooler then dragons and try to find a way to become dinosaurs again. Most Tyranosaurs stay, maybe because they like having useful front arms.
(6) Several more dinosaurs don't like this strategy and start a split off faction, but the others comply. (2,3,2,1,1 vs. 5+1) You lose 3250 dinosaurs out of the 5000 that attacked.
You need a thyme machine first. (4) You find one.

Wonder what happened to the Butane forces.

Become Propaneman: Propane salesman by day, pyrokinetic superhero by night! It's nighttime.

(they got added as Shermans, but Ronson lost as many Shermans as it gained.)
(4) "Look its an oil barrel!... its a tanker!.. It's Propaneman!!!!!!" (1) Actually its perma-day.

Now use My Evil Magic power to see Most powerful and Make Huge Mega Spell Wipe his Army then Make Army of Robot by use my stone soul to Get Soul make This Machine to Work,i'm not evil sorcerer hellbent on power trust me GM.
(1) You wipe out yourself by accident. Respawn?

Possess Hank hill
force him to grill using charcoal

(2 vs. 5) GWG covers you in propane and lights you on fire

Rebel! Force him to commit suicide with his own weapon!
(4) You gain control over his weapon. (5 vs. 1+1) You begin to beat him into submission!

NPC Turn: Xantalos (4) orders the Avenger Grillodons to attack onyxjew. (4 vs. 1) HULKODON SMASH!!!
Aronson (1) Lights a cigarette near some butane. Well I guess smoking really is bad for you.
The Dinosaurs are cool too faction tries to become dinosaurs again. (5) They succeed!

Take all the TARDIS sattelites that Zan abandoned when he went back in time and kill the dinodragons and him with them. Utilize time travel if necessary.
(6) You grab his TARDI satellite and press random buttons. (3) You discover how to get it in geosynchronous orbit. ALSO NINJA"D

Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dinosaurs are cool too (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Ronson Corporation (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #694 on: February 05, 2013, 09:41:13 pm »

Reengineer myself to crap out TARDISes.
Get diarrhea
Utilize swarm of TARDISes to kill all enemies of empire.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #695 on: February 05, 2013, 11:49:22 pm »

Realize my cover has been blown.

Go into full-time superheroics.

Destroy the foul and inferior Charcoal-Powered Grillodons with the might of pure, clean-burning, PROPANE!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #696 on: February 06, 2013, 12:06:31 am »

You Idoit,Mega spell just don't need First they resoure they like giant Nuclear bomb but need a lot magic and items,Do you not roll for things
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #697 on: February 06, 2013, 01:38:56 am »

Steal Zanetsuken's thyme machine and make it into a hot-tub

Make a movie about it
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #698 on: February 06, 2013, 08:36:08 am »

Possess Hank Hill again
Force him to make friends with the Grillodons!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #699 on: February 06, 2013, 11:45:58 am »

>Get back the controls of the TARDI satellite.
>Go back in time and use the TARDI satellite to retroactively kill King Xantalos before he invades.
>Go to the 'present' day.
>Give satellite to the dinosaurs in exchange for a permanent alliance.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #700 on: February 06, 2013, 02:54:36 pm »

Blow away everyone using wind powers
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #701 on: February 06, 2013, 05:40:11 pm »

Reengineer myself to crap out TARDISes.
Get diarrhea
Utilize swarm of TARDISes to kill all enemies of empire.

(5) You can
(3) You get regular diarrhea and disappear to the bathroom for the next 5 hours.

Realize my cover has been blown.

Go into full-time superheroics.

Destroy the foul and inferior Charcoal-Powered Grillodons with the might of pure, clean-burning, PROPANE!

(4) A bunch of grillodons are doused in propane. Now what?

You Idoit,Mega spell just don't need First they resoure they like giant Nuclear bomb but need a lot magic and items,Do you not roll for things
I rolled a one for that so it only killed you. If it was a 6 it would have wiped everyone out and we'd have gone into ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V

Steal Zanetsuken's thyme machine and make it into a hot-tub

Make a movie about it
(2) You see Hot Tub Time Machine instead

Possess Hank Hill again
Force him to make friends with the Grillodons!

You are on fire (5) You put the fire out. (4) A spark hits the propane and lights it on fire wiping out half of the grillodon grunts. (3 vs. 6) GWG douses you in propane.

>Get back the controls of the TARDI satellite.
>Go back in time and use the TARDI satellite to retroactively kill King Xantalos before he invades.
>Go to the 'present' day.
>Give satellite to the dinosaurs in exchange for a permanent alliance.
(6) You take back the TARDI satellite so epicly that everyone notices the satellite.
(1) You hit the self-destruct button looking for he time jump button. Respawn?

Blow away everyone using wind powers
(2) Or you could have a nice breeze.

NPC Turn:
Dinosaurs are cool too decides to use their transformation magic on their enemies. (4) The grillodons are now 5 inches high.
Dinosaurs against Grillodons attacks the 5 inch grillodons (3 vs. 5-1) They lose some dinos and kill a few grillodons.
Alliance of Grillodon Resistance continues their founders attack strategy! (3 vs. 1+1) (3 vs. 3+1) (1 vs. 6+1) After a minor victory by the first group a slight beating by the first group and the third group gets killed to the last man, they stop. they lost 1500 dinos
Ronson Corporation attacks Propane man. (1 vs. 2) friendly fire wipes out 50 Shermans while propaneman hangs around.


Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Ronson Corporation (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #702 on: February 06, 2013, 06:03:30 pm »

Summon Supergrill and Bathgrill
Engage in epic fight with enemies of empire
Win
Make Grillodons gigantic again, and able to run on any fuel source
« Last Edit: February 06, 2013, 06:50:51 pm by Xantalos »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #703 on: February 06, 2013, 06:06:02 pm »

>Get back the controls of a TARDI satellite.
>Go back in time and use the TARDI satellite to retroactively kill King Xantalos before he invades.
>Go to the 'present' day.
>Give satellite to the dinosaurs in exchange for a permanent alliance.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #704 on: February 06, 2013, 06:20:03 pm »

Nah. WIND POWAHS!
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