>Transform Dinosaurs into Dragons
>Have the all Dinosaurs-that-are-now-dragons attack King Xantalos in groups of 10000.
>Go back in time and retroactively kill King Xantalos.
(6) You transform all dinosaurs into dragons. Half don't like this and form the group Dinosaurs are Cooler then dragons and try to find a way to become dinosaurs again. Most Tyranosaurs stay, maybe because they like having useful front arms.
(6) Several more dinosaurs don't like this strategy and start a split off faction, but the others comply. (2,3,2,1,1 vs. 5+1) You lose 3250 dinosaurs out of the 5000 that attacked.
You need a thyme machine first. (4) You find one.
Wonder what happened to the Butane forces.
Become Propaneman: Propane salesman by day, pyrokinetic superhero by night! It's nighttime.
(they got added as Shermans, but Ronson lost as many Shermans as it gained.)
(4) "Look its an oil barrel!... its a tanker!.. It's Propaneman!!!!!!" (1) Actually its perma-day.
Now use My Evil Magic power to see Most powerful and Make Huge Mega Spell Wipe his Army then Make Army of Robot by use my stone soul to Get Soul make This Machine to Work,i'm not evil sorcerer hellbent on power trust me GM.
(1) You wipe out yourself by accident. Respawn?
Possess Hank hill
force him to grill using charcoal
(2 vs. 5) GWG covers you in propane and lights you on fire
Rebel! Force him to commit suicide with his own weapon!
(4) You gain control over his weapon. (5 vs. 1+1) You begin to beat him into submission!
NPC Turn: Xantalos (4) orders the Avenger Grillodons to attack onyxjew. (4 vs. 1) HULKODON SMASH!!!
Aronson (1) Lights a cigarette near some butane. Well I guess smoking really is bad for you.
The Dinosaurs are cool too faction tries to become dinosaurs again. (5) They succeed!
Take all the TARDIS sattelites that Zan abandoned when he went back in time and kill the dinodragons and him with them. Utilize time travel if necessary.
(6) You grab his TARDI satellite and press random buttons. (3) You discover how to get it in geosynchronous orbit. ALSO NINJA"D
Wwolin- Grilltian Missionary
GWG- Hank Hill (Propaneman)
Tophat- wind
Onyxjew- sentient mace
99990 Tyrannosaurs
250000 Triceratops
2996750 other dinosaurs
100 T. Rex Dragons
100 Triceratops dragons
Zanzetkuken the great
299900 T. rex Dragons
249900 triceratops Dragons
2000000 other dinosaur Dragons
King Xantalos
5000000 Grillodon grunts
9000 grillodon tanks
1000 grillodon "Immortals"
100 Grillodon bodyguards
10 Avenger Grillodons (Captain grillodon, Iron grillodon, black grillodon, Grill, Hulkodon, hawkgrill, 4 grillotroopers)