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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 217348 times)

Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #525 on: January 21, 2013, 08:53:04 am »
Do the only thing that I know how: Debate them into submission, and construct the Wolincruiser from them.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #526 on: January 21, 2013, 08:54:20 am »
HIJACK PLANET DESTROYERS IN DARING AND GLORIOUS MONTAGE
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #527 on: January 21, 2013, 08:56:02 am »
Quote from: Nosaneinme on January 21, 2013, 08:51:28 am
Where am i and Is there any Scum who want kill me
You are still clearing the moon of the kowes.



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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #528 on: January 21, 2013, 09:22:04 am »
As the test has gone well, teleport to a universe where Hitler was squashed by a time- and dimension-hopping time machine in 1935 and squash Hitler. In 1935.
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[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #529 on: January 21, 2013, 09:26:21 am »
>Try Again
>Try Again
>Try Again
>Try Again
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #530 on: January 21, 2013, 10:38:17 am »
STAB THE EMPEROR THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #531 on: January 21, 2013, 10:54:51 am »
Locate Emperor and Blow him up!If impossible blow up the fleet!If impossible Summon the arachnids from starship trooper!
« Last Edit: January 21, 2013, 10:57:08 am by InZane »
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TheZoomZoll

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #532 on: January 21, 2013, 11:36:37 am »
Choke on own dick.
Smash dick on the pavement.
Tell god that you hate him and everything he is related to.
Ask satan if he wants to go get lunch.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #533 on: January 21, 2013, 12:48:22 pm »
Find Grillodons. Become leader.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #534 on: January 21, 2013, 01:13:55 pm »
Quote from: Wwolin on January 21, 2013, 08:53:04 am
Do the only thing that I know how: Debate them into submission, and construct the Wolincruiser from them.
(6 vs. 5) You debate them with Duel of the Fates in the background. You win.
(5) Wolincruiser constructed!

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on January 21, 2013, 08:54:20 am
HIJACK PLANET DESTROYERS IN DARING AND GLORIOUS MONTAGE
(2) You prepare to do so, but the film camera breaks. It will be repaired by next turn.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 21, 2013, 09:22:04 am
As the test has gone well, teleport to a universe where Hitler was squashed by a time- and dimension-hopping time machine in 1935 and squash Hitler. In 1935.
(6) The scientist sends you to that universe. (3) You teleport on top of Hitler. (1) then you and hitler are crushed by a time machine. Respawn?

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 21, 2013, 09:26:21 am
>Try Again
>Try Again
>Try Again
>Try Again
(1) Guess what happened?
(2) Bomb is a dud. (2) you are imprisoned by imperial guards.

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 21, 2013, 10:38:17 am
STAB THE EMPEROR THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST
(3) You stab him once before you are imprisoned with Zanzetkuken.

Quote from: InZane on January 21, 2013, 10:54:51 am
Locate Emperor and Blow him up!If impossible blow up the fleet!If impossible Summon the arachnids from starship trooper!
(3) You kill 10 imperial guards. "This is the weirdest day of my life."
(6) enemy fleet destroyed! (-1 super Law cruiser, -5 Law cruisers, -1,000 Lawtroopers, -20 Officers, -1 Admiral)

Quote from: TheZoomZoll on January 21, 2013, 11:36:37 am
Choke on own dick.
Smash dick on the pavement.
Tell god that you hate him and everything he is related to.
Ask satan if he wants to go get lunch.
(3) uhhh....
(4) you succeed. You die.

Quote from: Xantalos on January 21, 2013, 12:48:22 pm
Find Grillodons. Become leader.
(2) The dice disagree.

Spoiler: Empire (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Rebel Admiral (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)



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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #535 on: January 21, 2013, 01:18:24 pm »
>Detonate backup, goto second action
>Keep trying to kill the emperor with a singularity bomb until it works, not stopping for anything!
>If captured, goto first action
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #536 on: January 21, 2013, 01:21:14 pm »
Respawn. Same universe, 2035. See how the universe developed with Hitler squashed in 1935.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #537 on: January 21, 2013, 01:33:33 pm »
ESCAPE
STAB THE EMPEROR THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #538 on: January 21, 2013, 01:37:43 pm »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #539 on: January 21, 2013, 04:36:32 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 21, 2013, 01:18:24 pm
>Detonate backup, goto second action
>Keep trying to kill the emperor with a singularity bomb until it works, not stopping for anything!
>If captured, goto first action
(3) Back up will explode in one turn.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 21, 2013, 01:21:14 pm
Respawn. Same universe, 2035. See how the universe developed with Hitler squashed in 1935.
(1) You get stuck between universes. Try again?

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 21, 2013, 01:33:33 pm
ESCAPE
STAB THE EMPEROR THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST
(5) You escape.
(5) YOu stab the emperor 37 times in the chest before shouting for Cicero. (4) The Emperor is still alive.

Quote from: Xantalos on January 21, 2013, 01:37:43 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on January 21, 2013, 12:48:22 pm
Find Grillodons. Become leader.
(6) You find an army of grillodons (1) They think you'll make a great snack. Respawn?

Spoiler: Empire (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Other Enemies (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rebel Admiral (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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