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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216331 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #375 on: January 14, 2013, 09:28:24 pm »
*Superhearing Activate!*

"DEFCON EA? What did Will Wright do this time?"

Return to Earth. Spread actual knowledge around--sciencey stuff. Save world, again.
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TheZoomZoll

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #376 on: January 15, 2013, 08:09:08 am »
Take mom with me and Wwolin.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #377 on: January 15, 2013, 12:35:30 pm »
CONQUER AUSTRALIA WITH THE POWER OF
RAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNBOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWSSSSS
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #378 on: January 15, 2013, 12:36:16 pm »
Love conquers all, mofo. Get back to lovin', then get to conquerin.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #379 on: January 15, 2013, 01:14:47 pm »
FOOLS! I AM THE GOVERNMENT!

If failed, instigate military coup
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #380 on: January 15, 2013, 01:18:52 pm »
Asexual reproduction ftw.
Become dominant species on the planet.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #381 on: January 15, 2013, 04:49:46 pm »
Quote from: Wwolin on January 14, 2013, 08:57:03 pm
"Aww, screw it! Let's go home."

Open portal to hell and step through it. Leave the portal open.
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Quote from: Wwolin on January 14, 2013, 08:57:03 pm
"Aww, screw it! Let's go home."

Open portal to hell and step through it. Leave the portal open.

Open a rift above/in front of the portal before they step through
Quote from: TheZoomZoll on January 15, 2013, 08:09:08 am
Take mom with me and Wwolin.
(3) You open a portal to a volcano
(2) No rift
You look into the portal and decide you don't want to go in.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 14, 2013, 09:28:24 pm
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(1) You lose your powers.

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 15, 2013, 12:35:30 pm
CONQUER AUSTRALIA WITH THE POWER OF
RAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNBOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWSSSSS
(3) You conquer half of Australia.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on January 15, 2013, 12:36:16 pm
Love conquers all, mofo. Get back to lovin', then get to conquerin.
(5) The jail cancels the restraining order. You are back together. Now what?

Quote from: TopHat on January 15, 2013, 01:14:47 pm
FOOLS! I AM THE GOVERNMENT!

If failed, instigate military coup
(4) "Dude, we know you were, like, in charge. It's just you were busy conquering South America and left us in charge and we had ,like, a major eldritch abomination crisis."

Quote from: Xantalos on January 15, 2013, 01:18:52 pm
Asexual reproduction ftw.
Become dominant species on the planet.
(5) You make 50 versions of yourself.
(5) You become king of the dinosaurs.

NPCS:
(2) The buildings don't do anything.
(6) Congress declares war on the buildings.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #382 on: January 15, 2013, 04:57:25 pm »
Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #383 on: January 15, 2013, 05:27:19 pm »
CONQUER THE REST OF AUSTRALIA BY ENSLAVING EVERY SHARK IN EXISTENCE
PLUS ALL THE CORRAL
TAKE A WELL DESERVED BREAK FROM MAYHEM AND REWARD MYSELF FOR ANNOYING CONGRESS WITH MURDEROUS BUILDING
BY ANNOYING MORE BUILDINGS
IN AMERICA
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #384 on: January 15, 2013, 05:34:54 pm »
Find some Orange Kryptonite, a newly-made-up kind of Kryptonite which restores superpowers to Kryptonians.
Repeat previous action.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #385 on: January 15, 2013, 08:37:16 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 15, 2013, 04:57:25 pm
Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.

Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.
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Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #386 on: January 15, 2013, 08:40:44 pm »
Acquire additional titles.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #387 on: January 15, 2013, 08:42:54 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 15, 2013, 08:37:16 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on January 15, 2013, 04:57:25 pm
Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.
Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.
Aid action.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #388 on: January 16, 2013, 02:20:02 am »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 15, 2013, 08:37:16 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on January 15, 2013, 04:57:25 pm
Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.

Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.
Wha...how does that work.
Seriously, I'm doing you guys a favor. You're all 100-foot-long flying giant metal sharks that grill their prey to death!
Also seriously, how does 'open up spacetime rift' stop me? What does it do to me to stop that?
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #389 on: January 16, 2013, 06:53:56 am »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 15, 2013, 08:37:16 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on January 15, 2013, 04:57:25 pm
Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.

Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.

Do cthulhu-shit to aid that action
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