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[Spinal_Taper]

Try and be separate again. Make an abode on the moon. Use love to protect Jail-san.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Respawn before I walked 90^o to reality.
>Summon a TARDIS.
>Go inside the TARDIS.
>Go somewhere and sometime random.

[javierpwn]

>reincarnate as The Jail
> Eat spinal's face
>Dump him

[GreatWyrmGold]

Use superpowers I should still have to make past self gain superpowers, including time reversal.
Save Zanzetusken.

[TheZoomZoll]

Yes mom.
Anything else?

[TopHat]

Recruit members for terrorist group!
Get sleeper agents.

[Persus13]

Respawn as the grill.
Grill everything.

(6) you are a grill. you can't move.

Try and be separate again. Make an abode on the moon. Use love to protect Jail-san.

(1) Jail ends your relationship, but your still stuck together.
(6) you go to the moon. You are suffocating.

>Respawn before I walked 90^o to reality.
>Summon a TARDIS.
>Go inside the TARDIS.
>Go somewhere and sometime random.

(3) You respawn right after.
(3) you summon an ordinary blue phone booth.

(6) the cops show up behind you. Thankfully they are mostly out of breath.

>reincarnate as The Jail
> Eat spinal's face
>Dump him

(3) you are Generic City's one jail.

Use superpowers I should still have to make past self gain superpowers, including time reversal.
Save Zanzetusken.

(4) Uh... ok, you regain superman's standard powers.
(2) You fail to save Zanzetusken because he was already saved.

Yes mom.
Anything else?

(4) Your mother asks you about how driving people insane is going. (5) Meanwhile she eats several cops .

Recruit members for terrorist group!
Get sleeper agents.

(6) you recruit a lot of members, causing the US government to order drone strikes.
(6) sleeper agents are now the government. THey declare war on space.

[GreatWyrmGold]

While I'm in the past, use knowledge of the future to win the lottery! Since I have Superman's Super-Morality, give most of the money to charity, keeping just enough to make sure I have a nice base and sufficient sustenance for the remainder of my natural life. Which means, most of it's probably going to charity.

[TopHat]

Create new wind government!
Quadruple the number of armed cops sent to generic american cities

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Open a rift in time below those that may or may not attack me

[Xantalos]

Grill the universe.

[Torknick]

Go super saiyan

[Persus13]

While I'm in the past, use knowledge of the future to win the lottery! Since I have Superman's Super-Morality, give most of the money to charity, keeping just enough to make sure I have a nice base and sufficient sustenance for the remainder of my natural life. Which means, most of it's probably going to charity.

(6) You win 16 million but are arrested for fraud. Most of the money goes to lawyers and to pay taxes. You are found innocent since the law to ban use of time-travel to cheat was passed in 1803 but caused by a time traveling congress from 2134.

Create new wind government!
Quadruple the number of armed cops sent to generic american cities

(3) you know have a wind-up government. Just wind him up and he'll work, unless he falls off the fiscal table and shatters on the floor.
(4) Done. (This isn't a reference to Cops and Robbers is it? Or is it a reference to the OP?)

>Open a rift in time below those that may or may not attack me

(4) you open a rift under Xantalos.

Grill the universe.

(3) you grill some burgers before falling into a time rift. Hey, is that a dinosaur?

Go super saiyan

(3) ...googling Super saiyan...
You get angry.

[Xantalos]

Evolve into Grillosaur.
Grill T-Rex.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Make secret base, donate remainder of fortune to charity, find supervillains.