By popular vote, this has returned.
Get a permanent +3 to rolls. Since I have a -1, this evens out to +2.
Unlock door.
(1-1) You get a -3 to rolls. (Someone help this guy out)
(6-3) You think you heard something click.
Attempt to conquer Hell once more.
(2) Hell appears to have been permanently
destroyed.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death. Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do?
(4) Major corporation working on a teleporter. Expect completion in (5) turns. (2) No one heard your question.
Back up my claim to the Infinite Featureless Plain by crushing the resistance underneath rubble.
Rename the plain Wolinville.
(2) What rubble? What resistance?
(3) You now call the plain Wolinville
Eat Spinal_Taper
Accept position of death
Have Jail save me.
(5 vs. 6) The jail sends you flying 20 meters away.
(3) Death appoints you Death of sudden explosions. You are to collect any sudden explosions that die.
>Get a permanent +4 to actions.
(5+2) You give everyone a +4 including yourself.
Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
(2+4) I become Cthulhu.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn(5+4) You make wwolin a sandwich. With LOTS of hot sauce.
NPCs:
Death by nuke realizes you all have +4s and decides to get his own bonus. (4) he gets a +1
Tophat: waiting in line. +4
Javierpwn: a spider offered a job. +4
GWG: A fate worse than death. +4
Yoink: Who? +4
Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell/Death by falling rubble/Zoomzoll's father. Claiming infinite featureless plain. New body. +4
Onyxjew44: featured mountain range +4
Spinal_Tapper: cocooned hand bitten. +4
Xantalos: death's (locked door). +1
Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. hideous smile. featured mountain range. Failing to kill. +4
Zanzetkuken: Messing with magic. +6 to rolls
TheZoomzoll: choking. wwolin's son. +4
Urist_McDrowner: featured mountain range. +4
Lordslowpoke:hillfortressinspace.robin.+4
Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!
Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
It's not the same plain?
No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.
...Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?
It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell.
NOW it does.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death. Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do?
Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.
Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.
Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.
Why?
For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?
Or send us to a metaphysical train station.
Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.
good one. I like that.
It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?
Nah.
Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
Yes,we can stop the pyramid,I just did
NO YOU DIDN'T.
That wasn't there in my last post! Sure, it's in this one, but....um...Why did I put the pyramid in this post?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT DEMON!
IT MAKES HIM STRONGER!
No, seriously, we should stop the pyramid.
SHOULD WE?
Fine fine...last one from me,I promise.
Somebody else can go and quote that if they want.
ok
What is this? Holy carp.
Where is the signature topic?
It probably can't fit this without a spoiler.
I like to be egyptian......
Oh crap, like half of those are me...
Nice.