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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216021 times)

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #195 on: December 22, 2012, 09:57:27 pm »

Claim the infinite featureless plain in the name of Hell
Build a palace out of infinite featureless stuff

(3) You stake you flag of a trident on the infinite plain and claim it. Can you back that up?
(2) featureless implies nothing. There is nothing except you and the others.

Create a gigantic citadel, rising to infinite heights and permitting only the most loyal to me to reach the top.
Send out armies to conquer the infinite plain. This will work because they're exponential, so they expand infinitely fast.
Give them orders to lightly spank javierpwn to death.

(1+1) You step out of your nuke shelter and fall forever. Looks like you weren't brought to the featureless plain.


Ask girlfriend why her parents named her "The Jail".
(5) You ask her. "Jail is my last name and has ben in my family for generations. The was because my dad tweeted my name and and he could only had 3 for my first name.

Create wings
seduce everyone
Envelop selves in cocoon
Everyone else become praying mantises

At least my seduction penalty is gone
(5) You still have your Phoenix wings.
(3-1) Batman ignores you
(5-1) Cthulhu gives you his number
(4-2) GWG refuses
(1-1) Spinal Tapper's girlfriend kills you

I see The Art of Minimalism isn't the only place Doomblade keeps dying...

Steal amulet.
Get powers.

(6) You steal the amulet. It goes well with your cosplay costume. Everyone else notices you can summon stuff
(6) You become Death of dying in a RTD #45. Death sends you to cover Perplexicon.

Kill Cthulu with my amazingly good looks.
(3) Its kind of hard to look good when your a zombie with a busted open stomach wall and no arms. Cthulhu flings you far away from him.

Kamehameha Spinal_Tapper and the jail for throwing me out.
(1) Death sends you to be processed for the afterlife.

Pull myself upwards with backup backup grapple gun.
Survey destruction from safety of casino.

(1) You accidentally drop your grapple gun. It shoots you in the chest. You are bleeding profusely.

>Go back in time (on my timeline) and stop the paradox from occuring.
>Go back in time and try to seal the breach, again.
(4) Your paradox prevents you from doing this. You respawn on the infinite featureless plain of death.

Tophat: falling. impaled in chest by grapple gun

Javierpwn: dead

GWG: Death of dying in a RTD #45 in Perplexicon

Yoink: Who?

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. Claiming infinite featureless plain

Onyxjew44: infinite featureless plain

Spinal_Tapper: infinite featureless plain with love interest, the jail.

Xantalos: Falling. +1 to rolls

Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. infinite featureless plain

Znzetkuken: infinite featureless plain

TheZoomzoll: infinite featureless plain

Urist_McDrowner: infinite featureless plain
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #196 on: December 22, 2012, 09:59:35 pm »

Trick people into grabbing the staff that the nice Phil person lost his hand to, three or four times each.
Collect souls.
Get promotion.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #197 on: December 22, 2012, 10:08:26 pm »

Become incredibly good-looking.

Smile Cthulhu to death.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #198 on: December 22, 2012, 10:12:59 pm »

CREATE A VAST SPHERE MADE UP OF SMALLER SPHERES MADE OUT OF SMALLER SPHERES ETC ETC
THESE SPHERES MOVE IN AN INTRICATE PATTERN THAT POWERS AN INTERDIMENSIONAL LASER THAT WILL SPLIT THE INFINITE PLAIN IN TWO, LETTING IN MY ARMY, WAITING JUST OUTSIDE.
ARMY: CONQUER INFINITE PLAIN, BUILD INFINITELY HIGH TOWER IN HONOR TO ME.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #199 on: December 22, 2012, 10:24:09 pm »

respawn!
envelop self in cocoon
get moth wings along with pheonix wings
Every else becomes praying mantis'
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #200 on: December 23, 2012, 02:27:00 am »

Quickly ask Wwolin if you can become his son and become the new "Death".

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #201 on: December 23, 2012, 02:38:29 am »

Immolate anyone who challenges my claim to the plain
Build a palace out of NPCs
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #202 on: December 23, 2012, 06:09:22 am »

Take out machine-rocket gun.
Blast self upwards with recoil.
Find doctor.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #203 on: December 23, 2012, 10:06:59 am »

DISREGARD EVERYTHING

RUN INTO HILLS

LEAVE PEOPLE BEHIND
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #204 on: December 23, 2012, 10:46:35 pm »

>transform infinite featureless plain of death to the finite featured mountains of life.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #205 on: December 24, 2012, 01:23:36 pm »

Trick people into grabbing the staff that the nice Phil person lost his hand to, three or four times each.
Collect souls.
Get promotion.

(3) Some people look at the staff and think about it.
(4) You collect a few souls
(5) You are promoted to Death of being killed by a nuke.

Become incredibly good-looking.

Smile Cthulhu to death.
(2) You strain very hard and cause nothing to happen.
(4) Your ugly mile causes Cthulhu to look somewhere else.

CREATE A VAST SPHERE MADE UP OF SMALLER SPHERES MADE OUT OF SMALLER SPHERES ETC ETC
THESE SPHERES MOVE IN AN INTRICATE PATTERN THAT POWERS AN INTERDIMENSIONAL LASER THAT WILL SPLIT THE INFINITE PLAIN IN TWO, LETTING IN MY ARMY, WAITING JUST OUTSIDE.
ARMY: CONQUER INFINITE PLAIN, BUILD INFINITELY HIGH TOWER IN HONOR TO ME.

(1) You yell something. Your army hears something about following you and jump off after you.

respawn!
envelop self in cocoon
get moth wings along with pheonix wings
Every else becomes praying mantis'
(2) You can't for some reason.

Quickly ask Wwolin if you can become his son and become the new "Death".
(2) You can't find wwolin.

Immolate anyone who challenges my claim to the plain
Build a palace out of NPCs

(4) You fireball the head death, but he can't die.
(5) He mutters something about how he's glad you finally got here and offers you the job of Death of being crushed by rubble.
(2) If only you could find some NPCs

Take out machine-rocket gun.
Blast self upwards with recoil.
Find doctor.

(5) You take it out and blast your self up to your casino.
(1) You don't find a doctor. Also the casino is beginning to collapse.

DISREGARD EVERYTHING

RUN INTO HILLS

LEAVE PEOPLE BEHIND

(5) You run and continue running until you reach some hills. You realize you are still on earth.

>transform infinite featureless plain of death to the finite featured mountains of life.
(3) part of the plain becomes a mountain.

Tophat: In collapsing casino. impaled by grapllegun

Javierpwn: dead

GWG: Death by nuke

Yoink: Who?

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. Claiming infinite featureless plain. Being offered death by falling rubble.

Onyxjew44: infinite featureless plain

Spinal_Tapper: infinite featureless plain with love interest, the jail.

Xantalos: Falling with army. +1 to rolls

Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. infinite featureless plain

Znzetkuken: infinite plain by mountain

TheZoomzoll: infinite featureless plain

Urist_McDrowner: infinite featureless plain

Lordslowpoke: Hills on earth
« Last Edit: December 24, 2012, 01:25:46 pm by Persus13 »
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #206 on: December 24, 2012, 01:27:22 pm »

>try this again:
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>transform infinite featureless plain of death to the finite featured mountains of life.
if this fails, respawn if necessary, and get a job from death.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2012, 01:35:38 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #207 on: December 24, 2012, 01:33:53 pm »

"Accidentally" start World War III.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #208 on: December 24, 2012, 02:00:43 pm »

Stop casino from collapsing.
Heal self with medical supplies I stashed away earlier.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #209 on: December 24, 2012, 02:07:45 pm »

Accept Death's offer, and cause the casino to collapse.
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