MAKE ARMY EXPONENTIAL, OR IF FAILED, COMPLETE ARMY BUILDING
PUNCH HOLE THROUGH AFTERLIFE BARRIER INTO CENTER OF HELL
SLAUGHTER INHABITANTS TO ENSURE THEY RESPAWN IN MY AFTERLIFE, LOYAL TO ME.
PUT UP SHIELD AGAINST YOINK'S BLAST
(5+1) Your army grows to cover all of the Afterlife. you are finding hard to breath as you are crushed by bodies.
(4+1) You dig a hole ignoring the hole already there. It will ake another turn
(6+1) You build a nukeproof shield. Its so epic looking that all your army is fighting over who gets to be in there.
Sprout various tentacles from my chest
Hope that that javierpwn isn't into that kind of stuff, so that he divorces me
(1) Cthulhu appears and mutters something about job security before attacking you. (4) Batman drops Montopolis to fight him. (you know you're in a minimalist RTD when Batman is battling Cthulhu in Hell)
(4) javierpwn doesn't want to get on Cthulhu's bad side and divorces you.
Go to said room.
Use spider sense to avoid dying.
Cautiously approach machine.
(6) You enter so epicly everyone notices (my 6 rolls are way too formulaic ..... so epicly everyone notices)
(4) You avoid the various weapons flying around. In part because most seem to be attracted to Doomblade. (ensign shirt anyone?)
(1) The machine eats you. You reappear as a cosplayer.
"I... Will take... you... with me!!"
>Cause nuclear fission/meltdown/whatever bad stuff!
>Destroy Wwolin along with the rest of hell, thus gaining my revenge!
(4) You cause a nuclear meltdown. (1) The subsequent explosion destroys everything except Xantalos and tophat's nuke shelters. Everyone respawns on an infinite featureless plane. Yoink no longer exists. Xantalos and what remains of his army are in the nuke shelter.
Make casino nuke-resistant
Stockpile supplies.
Seduce self to protect from seduction.
(6) It is nuke resistant. You walk out the door and fall. You fall forever.
Seduce the nuke
Stop the minus to seduction rolls
Fly out of afterlife
(2-1) You seduce the nuke. It gives you its love by going off.
Teleport to moon and activate a nuclear bomb where Spinal_Tapper and the jail are.
(2) "where can I get a nuke? oh there is on-"
>Go back in time and stop myself from expanding the breach.
(1) Your epic battle between yourself causes you to kill yourself causing a paradox.
Bite off Batman's legs. Continue conquest of Hell.
(1) Cthulhu kills you
Tophat: falling
Javierpwn: infinite featureless plain
GWG: infinite featureless plain
Yoink: Who?
Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. infinite featureless plain
Onyxjew44: infinite featureless plain
Spinal_Tapper: infinite featureless plain with love interest, the jail.
Xantalos: in nukeproof shelter with army. +1 to rolls.
Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. infinite featureless plain
Znzetkuken: erased from time-stream
TheZoomzoll: infinite featureless plain
Urist_McDrowner: infinite featureless plain
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