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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 217227 times)

javierpwn

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #180 on: December 19, 2012, 05:19:01 am »

Seduce the nuke
Stop the minus to seduction rolls
Fly out of afterlife
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #181 on: December 19, 2012, 09:01:59 am »

Teleport to moon and activate a nuclear bomb where Spinal_Tapper and the jail are.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #182 on: December 19, 2012, 11:31:57 am »

>Go back in time and stop myself from expanding the breach.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #183 on: December 19, 2012, 04:43:55 pm »

Bite off Batman's legs. Continue conquest of Hell.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #184 on: December 20, 2012, 08:13:48 pm »

MAKE ARMY EXPONENTIAL, OR IF FAILED, COMPLETE ARMY BUILDING
PUNCH HOLE THROUGH AFTERLIFE BARRIER INTO CENTER OF HELL
SLAUGHTER INHABITANTS TO ENSURE THEY RESPAWN IN MY AFTERLIFE, LOYAL TO ME.
PUT UP SHIELD AGAINST YOINK'S BLAST

(5+1) Your army grows to cover all of the Afterlife. you are finding hard to breath as you are crushed by bodies.
(4+1) You dig a hole ignoring the hole already there. It will ake another turn
(6+1) You build a nukeproof shield. Its so epic looking that all your army is fighting over who gets to be in there.

Sprout various tentacles from my chest
Hope that that javierpwn isn't into that kind of stuff, so that he divorces me

(1) Cthulhu appears and mutters something about job security before attacking you. (4) Batman drops Montopolis to fight him. (you know you're in a minimalist RTD when Batman is battling Cthulhu in Hell)
(4) javierpwn doesn't want to get on Cthulhu's bad side and divorces you.

Go to said room.
Use spider sense to avoid dying.
Cautiously approach machine.

(6) You enter so epicly everyone notices (my 6 rolls are way too formulaic ..... so epicly everyone notices)
(4) You avoid the various weapons flying around. In part because most seem to be attracted to Doomblade. (ensign shirt anyone?)
(1) The machine eats you. You reappear as a cosplayer.

"I... Will take... you... with me!!"

>Cause nuclear fission/meltdown/whatever bad stuff!

>Destroy Wwolin along with the rest of hell, thus gaining my revenge!
(4) You cause a nuclear meltdown. (1) The subsequent explosion destroys everything except Xantalos and tophat's nuke shelters. Everyone respawns on an infinite featureless plane. Yoink no longer exists. Xantalos and what remains of his army are in the nuke shelter.

Make casino nuke-resistant
Stockpile supplies.
Seduce self to protect from seduction.

(6) It is nuke resistant. You walk out the door and fall. You fall forever.

Seduce the nuke
Stop the minus to seduction rolls
Fly out of afterlife

(2-1) You seduce the nuke. It gives you its love by going off.

Teleport to moon and activate a nuclear bomb where Spinal_Tapper and the jail are.
(2) "where can I get a nuke? oh there is on-"

>Go back in time and stop myself from expanding the breach.
(1) Your epic battle between yourself causes you to kill yourself causing a paradox.


Bite off Batman's legs. Continue conquest of Hell.
(1) Cthulhu kills you

Tophat: falling

Javierpwn: infinite featureless plain

GWG: infinite featureless plain

Yoink: Who?

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. infinite featureless plain

Onyxjew44: infinite featureless plain

Spinal_Tapper: infinite featureless plain with love interest, the jail.

Xantalos: in nukeproof shelter with army. +1 to rolls.

Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. infinite featureless plain

Znzetkuken: erased from time-stream

TheZoomzoll: infinite featureless plain

Urist_McDrowner: infinite featureless plain
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Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #185 on: December 20, 2012, 08:40:35 pm »

Claim the infinite featureless plain in the name of Hell
Build a palace out of infinite featureless stuff
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #186 on: December 20, 2012, 08:54:28 pm »

Create a gigantic citadel, rising to infinite heights and permitting only the most loyal to me to reach the top.
Send out armies to conquer the infinite plain. This will work because they're exponential, so they expand infinitely fast.
Give them orders to lightly spank javierpwn to death.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2012, 10:17:25 pm by Xantalos »
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #187 on: December 20, 2012, 08:57:21 pm »

Ask girlfriend why her parents named her "The Jail".
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javierpwn

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #188 on: December 20, 2012, 10:15:50 pm »

Create wings
seduce everyone
Envelop selves in cocoon
Everyone else become praying mantises

At least my seduction penalty is gone
« Last Edit: December 20, 2012, 10:18:11 pm by javierpwn »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #189 on: December 20, 2012, 10:55:57 pm »

I see The Art of Minimalism isn't the only place Doomblade keeps dying...

Steal amulet.
Get powers.
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Montopolis

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #190 on: December 20, 2012, 11:23:58 pm »

Kill Cthulu with my amazingly good looks.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #191 on: December 20, 2012, 11:32:28 pm »

Inb4 "1: You bolster Cthulhu with your ugliness."
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #192 on: December 21, 2012, 01:34:37 am »

Kamehameha Spinal_Tapper and the jail for throwing me out.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #193 on: December 21, 2012, 06:25:09 am »

Pull myself upwards with backup backup grapple gun.
Survey destruction from safety of casino.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #194 on: December 21, 2012, 09:52:41 am »

>Go back in time (on my timeline) and stop the paradox from occuring.
>Go back in time and try to seal the breach, again.
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