Kiss girlfriend. Lay there, stare into the universe.
(6) You kiss her so long both of you lose consciousness.
"ZZZZ... BUH, WHOOPS, OH, WHERE WAS I? OH, RIGHT. VENGEANCE."
>SNAP OUT OF COMA/TRANCE/NAP.
>ABSORB THE LIFEFORCE OF A NEARBY DEMON, USE IT TO BIND MY REMAINS BACK TOGETHER IN A HUMANOID FORM.
>THEN GRAB THAT LEG I TORE OFF A DEMON EARLIER, AND FIGHT MY WAY THROUGH HELL TO WWOLIN AND BREAK HIS LEGS WITH IT.
(4) You snap out of your trance.
(6) You suck the life force out of a nearby demon, who was Lucifer. You now feel the sudden urge to become the new ruler of hell, kill babies, and gamble at casinos. When you reform you go off and do that.
Preemptively deny any seduction attempts.
Eat dragon.
Go look for, I dunno, a magical dragon amulet or anything that gives me dragon powers, so I can deserve the name Spiderwyrm.
(3) -1 to any seduce rolls involving you.
(3) You realize you need something to cut the dragon and that it won't taste good.
(6) You find the GM's secret dragon amulet that gives the bearer overpowered fireballs. The one problem is it can only accessed by blowing up a machine in a room where everyone is killing each other.
Grr..... as soon as I respawn tooRevive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel
The diced hate me
(5) You revive with giant red wings.
(6) tophat is fortyfying a casino and Yoink and wwolin appear to be killing each other. You get whacked aside by their fighting and fall into the afterlife.
(4) You get half of hell from wwolin and a chunk of sewer from Yoink.
(4) YOu remarry all of those whose hearts you just broke.
(2) Nope. Just nope
Tell Lucifer that the world is going to need him this Friday for the apocalypse, so he should head to the gym and let me take care of Hell for him a little longer.
Toss Yoink into the Nuclear Reactor that keeps Hell heated.
(4) Lucifer is absorbed by Yoink. Yoink feels the sudden urge to head to the gym.
(5) Nuclear reactor won't need fuel for a while.
BUILD UP ARMY OF NONSPECIFIC AFTERLIFE BEINGS DECKED OUT IN NONSPECIFIC BADASS EQUIPMENT WITH VICKER, OTHER PRIMORDIAL BEING
TRY TO GAIN +1 AGAIN
(4) YOu build an army. good because this was becoming HANG OUT IN HELL.
(4) +1 gained.
Use super-powerful zombie arms to crush Batman to a pulp. Then, if Lucifer has replaced Wwolin as the devil, activate the death pill.
(1) Your arms get ripped off by batman
Reverse the expansion of the breach.
(2) You fail.
name casino pavlov's casino.
gather / Scavenge supplies and weapons.
Make stockpile in pavlov's casino.
(1) its now called the "tophat sucks at naming things" casino
(2) your too tired
(3) you put nothing on the ground.
ESTABLISH MYSELF AS LEADER OF ANOTHER ALIEN SPECIES
DESTROY EARTH
(2) They don't seem interested
(6) You charge earth anyway and smash a hole to the earth's core. you are baked alive.
Tophat: hanging out in his casino. married to javierpwn
Javierpwn: in afterlife. seduced tophat, yoink, and wwolin. -1 to seduce rolls.
GWG: being spiderwyrm. looking at Art of Minimalism. -1 to seduce rolls targeting him.
Yoink: in nuclear reactor. married to javierpwn
Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. married to javierpwn.
Onyxjew44: Space whale entre
Spinal_Tapper: unconscious with love interest, the jail.
Xantalos: building army. +1 to rolls.
Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless.
Znzetkuken: gone back in time and repeating the Roll to dodge.
TheZoomzoll: falling to earth
Urist_McDrowner: gone back with time.
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