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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Transform elevator into a TARDIS.
>Become "the Doctor" from Doctor Who.
>Get tophat.
>Go back in time to stop the breach from expanding.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Find small, radioactive dragon.
Let it bite me.
Develop dragon powers.
Go see what the fuss about that primordial being is.

[Xantalos]

DIG DEEPER
BELOW HELL
INTO AMBIGUOUS MORALITY AFTERLIFE

[Wwolin]

Create a new part of hell... somewhere to get away from the screams of the damned and relax.

[Persus13]

CONTINUE DIGGING
MORE MARHEENS
SPEHS FLEET
WARSHIPS

(1) The Gm isn't sure what to do, so he just spins the moon really fast. You go flying and hit an alien spacecraft.

Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Seduce spiderwyrm
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel

(2) You fail

take out digger-gun.
Dig out path through rubble.
Flee to and fortify a defensible building.
Counter Javier's seducing if required.

(4) You take out your digger gun.
(1) You shoot a nearby building with the diggergun. it falls on you too.

Break out of special Hell in a super amazing lawful paperwork storm.

Shove wwolin's trident up his rear end, and then eat him. Lawfully.

(3) You break out of hell, only to be stopped by a trident to the face by wwolin.
(5v1) you eat him with his trident still up his rear. It hurts.

>Transform elevator into a TARDIS.
>Become "the Doctor" from Doctor Who.
>Get tophat.
>Go back in time to stop the breach from expanding.

(6) the elevator becomes a TARDIS half up the shaft. It falls and smashes into the ground.
(4) you become the doctor. Good cause you need medical attention.
(3) tophat is stuck under some rubble. you can't help him.
(3) You go back in time. You are a criminal. You are being pursued by police in a generic American city. What do you do?

Find small, radioactive dragon.
Let it bite me.
Develop dragon powers.
Go see what the fuss about that primordial being is.

(6) You find one in wwolin's zoo.
(1) It shoots a giant fireball at you.

DIG DEEPER
BELOW HELL
INTO AMBIGUOUS MORALITY AFTERLIFE

(4) You now are in the afterlife for those who are not going to hell or heaven. That's basically you.

Create a new part of hell... somewhere to get away from the screams of the damned and relax.

(3) You set your demons to it, but your kindof busy being eaten by the Law Joker.

NPCs:
Batman (3v2) attacks the Law Joker by halfheartedly punching him. The law Joker doesn't even dodge.

The primordial being (4) follows Xantalos. Again.

Tophat: Stuck under collapsed safehouse. Seduced by javierpwn

Javierpwn: ash. seduced tophat, yoink, and wwolin. -1 to seduce rolls.

GWG: being spiderwyrm. fleeing fireball.

Yoink: A pile of rubble in throne room of hell. Seduced by javierpwn

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. seduced by javierpwn. in Montopolis's stomach

Onyxjew44: Space whale colliding with alien spaceship.

Spinal_Tapper: Leaving planet with love interest, the jail

Xantalos: In new afterlife.

Montopolis: The Law Joker. eaten wwolin. attacked by batman

Znzetkuken: gone back in time.

Urist_McDrowner: gone back with time.

[Spinal_Taper]

Conquer moon with love.

[Xantalos]

CONVINCE PRIMORDIAL BEING TO HELP ME CONQUER AFTERLIFE SO WE CAN TAKE OVER HELL
TAKE OVER THE AFTERLIFE I'M CURRENTLY IN AND BUILD UP A POWER BASE HERE
INDESTRUCTIBLE BASES
IMPENETRABLE DEFENSES
INVINCIBLE, LOYAL LEGIONS
ALL THAT STUFF
AND PRIMORDIAL BEING IS CO-RULER

[Wwolin]

Burst forth from the stomach of Montopolis and strangle him to death with his own intestines.
Write sheet music for a swing-jazz song on his skin.

[Montopolis]

Permanently sequester Wwolin in the deepest recesses of the coldest most isolated crevice of Hell. After taking him (and the damn trident) out of my mouth.

THROW HOLY DICTIONARY AT XANTALOS WITH ENOUGH POWER TO KILL HIM.

PILE CORPSE ATOP WWOLIN'S LIFELESS DIGESTED BODY.

[Onyxjew944]

HIJACK SPEHSCRAFT
COMMANDEER CREW
OBTAIN THE CIVILIZATIONS UNDYING LOYALTY
BECOME THEIR EMPRAH

[TopHat]

Dig my way out with diggergun.

[javierpwn]

Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Seduce spiderwyrm
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel

[GreatWyrmGold]

Get dragon to bite me.
Bribe it if needed.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Use Time Lord Regeneration.
>Close the breach.

[Persus13]

Conquer moon with love.

(3) You conquer part of the moon.

CONVINCE PRIMORDIAL BEING TO HELP ME CONQUER AFTERLIFE SO WE CAN TAKE OVER HELL
TAKE OVER THE AFTERLIFE I'M CURRENTLY IN AND BUILD UP A POWER BASE HERE
INDESTRUCTIBLE BASES
IMPENETRABLE DEFENSES
INVINCIBLE, LOYAL LEGIONS
ALL THAT STUFF
AND PRIMORDIAL BEING IS CO-RULER

(5) The primordial being agrees
(1) Your attempt to take over the afterlife fails, even though you and the primordial being are the only ones there. Maybe its because you tripped so epicly you brought the roof down.

Burst forth from the stomach of Montopolis and strangle him to death with his own intestines.
Write sheet music for a swing-jazz song on his skin.

(4) You burst out of Montopolis's stomach and strangle him to death. Montopolis is dead.
(4) You write the sheet music. You don't think it was your best effort.

Permanently sequester Wwolin in the deepest recesses of the coldest most isolated crevice of Hell. After taking him (and the damn trident) out of my mouth.

THROW HOLY DICTIONARY AT XANTALOS WITH ENOUGH POWER TO KILL HIM.

PILE CORPSE ATOP WWOLIN'S LIFELESS DIGESTED BODY.

You can't. your dead.

HIJACK SPEHSCRAFT
COMMANDEER CREW
OBTAIN THE CIVILIZATIONS UNDYING LOYALTY
BECOME THEIR EMPRAH

(1) Your hijacking attempt fails because you lack arms. Your attempted hijacking is put on tape and makes it to No. 2 in the Universe's funniest home videos, narrowly losing to the one about a black hole, a cat, and a scared kadjflsdkfhfsfshfkjdshfdsfhdfdsfmsfsfforian.

Dig my way out with diggergun.

(4) You dig your way out using your diggergun.

Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Seduce spiderwyrm
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel

(2) You fail. Again.

Get dragon to bite me.
Bribe it if needed.

(2) It isn't interested.
(3) It only wanted $50, but you have $49.99. It won't bite you.

>Use Time Lord Regeneration.
>Close the breach.

(4) You use it.
(3) You make GWG partially seal it with his webs.

NPCs:
Batman (3) decides he needs a nap.

The primordial being (3) decides it needs a nap.

PCs:
Tophat: Outside of collapsed buildings. Seduced by javierpwn

Javierpwn: ash. seduced tophat, yoink, and wwolin. -1 to seduce rolls.

GWG: being spiderwyrm. attmepting to get dragon to bite him.

Yoink: A pile of rubble in throne room of hell. Seduced by javierpwn

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. seduced by javierpwn. killing Montopolis

Onyxjew44: Space whale epicly failing

Spinal_Tapper: conquering moon with love interest, the jail

Xantalos: under rubble

Montopolis: The Law Joker. dead by wwolin exiting through stomach wall

Znzetkuken: gone back in time.

Urist_McDrowner: gone back with time.