I SEEM TO HAVE A SKILL FOR KILLING MYSELF.
CONQUER HELL
USE HELL AS MY NEW LAIR
SHOVE ALL THE TORTURED SOULS OUT INTO THE OVERWORLD TO PLAY WITH MY DRAGONS AND ROBOTS
SEND A FEW GREATER DEMONS OUT FOR WANTON MURDER
IF I CAN'T DO ALL THAT AS A SOUL, RESURRECT AS A DEMON, THEN RE-READ THE ABOVE
EEYUP. I'M BACK TO ATROCITIES. IT'S A FAMILY BUSINESS, YOU SEE.
Your attempt to conquer hell gets you (1) placed as the seat cushion of Lucifer the Devil’s throne. (The dice seem to hate you right now)
Climb out of yoink, pull out backup grapple hook, lift self out of pit.
((grab on if you want a ride, Yoink.))
(4) You climb out of yoink. (1) Your grappling hook gets grabbed by a demon and he pulls you into hell. (5) You manage to hit the side of the pit and pull yourself up to the surface in a swift recovery.
(( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z_jpI2IqKs Alfred might be needing some of this in a bit))
Open another portal and use the Wayne family fortune to buy hell and its demons.
(6) It worked? Yeah it worked. You know control Hell, Lucifer hands you his trident tail and wings, then runs off to rejoin the world. You are now the Devil. Batman (2) doesn’t care. He’s too busy wondering where Alfred went.
Seduce dragons
Invoke wrath of GM on Xantalos for attempting to kill me
3) You seduce one of them. The seduced harpy shows up and attacks the dragon, (1) but gets flamed to ash by the dragon.
(6) WRATH OF GM MIGHT!!!! There is a thunderous booming as a giant primordial being smashes into the city directly on top of a respawned Xantalos. The being then goes on to kill a demon, a cop, a dragon, and a robot.
Knock the millionaire out of the plane and continue to the nearest anarchy.
(6) You knock the millionaire out of the plane. Out of the dimensional plane of existence. Something small and black appears.
(4) The closest anarchy turns out to be the city you just left. You turn the plane around.
(5) You feel a slight shock, but are not affected
MY SOUL: TAKE OVER HELL,
GRAB JAVIERPWN
DESTROY HIM
RESSURECT HIM
REPEAT AD NAUSEUM
DESTROY ALL CRIMINALS WITH HELL POWERS
(4) You take over a small part of hell. Your too busy defending it to do anything else.
Use spider strength to break handcuffs! Escape towards hell-portal!
(5) you break loose and head towards the hell portal.
(6) The being’s impact sends you flying towards the hellhole.
Tell the hospital I was doing it for love, and she must put us back together.
(3) You tell the hospital that. There is no response. Maybe she isn’t sentient. Or maybe she’s playing hard to get.
(6) The shock wave sends you flying out of a window back to the jail. (5) The jail is happy.
>Summon Hostile Eldrazi.
>Cause a electronics blackout like that of Revolution.
>Invent a device that restores electricity in a 500 ft radius whenever the GM decides to.
(6) You summon one so EPICLY that the primordial being notices. (6) It is crushed by his feet.
(3) The lights flicker, but that’s about it.
(2) The GM doesn’t understand your question.
The epic battle of Primordial Being vs. Dragons vs. Robots vs. Cops vs. Demons continues.
(3)(2)(2)(5)(5)
Almost all of the dragons and robots are dead. More and more cops and demons are showing up.
Tophat: Grappling towards surface
Javierpwn: Flying, being pursued by dragons. Has seduced one.
GWG: having spiderman’s powers. Hurtling towards hell portal
Yoink: A pile of rubble in humanoid form climbing out of hell.
Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. Also is Batman's sidekick.
Onyxjew44: Devil throne's seat cushion.
Lordslowpoke: Trying to hide in the hills from crowds of people and a giant robot.
Spinal_Tapper: Reunited with love interest, the jail.
Xantalos: Taken over a small section of hell
Montopolis: Flying back to anarchic city
Znzetkuken: Trying to kill electronics
Poll
Author
Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution (Read 216281 times)