"Can't... Stop me. I will have... Revenge."
>Reach down and tear off an arm from one of the demons after me.
>Then kick them all off with my heavy stone foot! Then climb upwards, upwards... I could really use that coffee now, jeez.
(4) You reach down and tear off a demon’s arm. He grows another one.
(2) They’re still there.
(5) You climb up to the edge of the pit. Several stupid people scream as you appear. (they are stupid because they are outside in a 4-way battle)
((I don't think anyone cares enough about the hole to Hell.))
Use my Spider-Jumping to jump like a jumping spider! Away from the cops, mind you, and towards the hell-portal, because I'll prove myself wrong or die trying!
...$5 on die trying.
(1) You crash to the ground in front of the cops who arrest you. (6) You shoot at webs at them, causing them to fall to floor and get stuck. Of course, you do this after they handcuff you.
GRAB JAVIERPWN
DESTROY HIM
RESSURECT HIM
REPEAT AD NAUSEUM
OVERTHROW HELL
DESTROY ALL CRIMINALS WITH HELL POWERS
Your dead right now.
Accept Batman's offer. Hire french-maids for the Batcave, because Alfred needs company 
You accept. (6) When you hire the French maids. Alfred takes them to the other end of the mansion for “cleaning”. You never hear from them again.
Seduce jail. Make love to the building.
(4) You seduce the jail. (3) When you start humping the wall you are tazered and brought to the hospital for a sanity check.
Fly away
Use dragons to prevent injuries to self
(4) You fly away, the missiles following close behind you. (6) All the missiles hit dragons and kill them. The remaining dragons go after you.
Find. No more abominations of nature. For now.
DIG LAIR
TURN INTANGIBLE
LAUGH AT IDIOTS TRYING TO STAB ME
(4) You dig a small dank hole for a lair.
(1) A devil offers intangibility for your soul. When you accept he laughs, says your soul is intangible, kills you and takes your soul to hell.
Fire grappling gun in mid-air and let myself down gently.
Then flee to safehouse
Then fortify safehouse
(1) You fire your grapple gun into mid-air where a dragon burns it. You fall and (6) land in one of the sewer pipes in Yoink’s back. Eww, you are covered in human waste.
Fire gun to project myself to plane.
Hijack plane and brainwash millionaire to become sidekick.
(6) You get back to the plane. You are now out of ammo (6) You open a door in the plane and land in it heavily. (4) You hijack the plane. (2) You forgot your brainwashing equipment. Anyway the millionaire is only interested in brainsss.
The epic battle of Dragons vs. Robots vs. Cops vs. Demons continues.
(4)(5)(3)(3)
Dragons and robots team up on the cops and the demons. Cops and demons fight everyone and aren't doing as well.
Tophat: In Yoink
Javierpwn: Flying, being pursued by dragons.
GWG: having spiderman’s powers. Handcuffed.
Yoink: A pile of rubble in humanoid form climbing out of hell.
Wwolin: Working with Batman. Giving Alfred a good time.
Onyxjew44: Tricked by demon. Soul in hell.
Lordslowpoke: Trying to hide in the hills from crowds of people and a giant robot.
Spinal_Tapper: Tazered and taken to a hospital.
Xantalos: Corpse is hurtling towards hell.
Montopolis: Zombie hijacking plane.
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