Pull out compact grappling gun I held up hotel with, shoot at roof, pull self up with it.
(6) You pull out your grappling gun so epicly that the robot chasing Yoink goes after you instead. (6) Then you shoot the side of the hole, causing the demons to try and stop you (6) (what is going on here?) you pull out of the hole and go 50 feet in the air. You realize that the fall is going to hurt.
Are dice loaded? (2) No they are not.
Pretend I not the criminal they are looking for.
(1) When you tell a police officer that he arrests you, muttering, “won’t these people ever learn?”
(6) The policemen are crushed by a giant robot. You are now handcuffed and surrounded by giant robots. The key is probably a silver smear on a robot foot.
LAUGH MANIACALLY
DIG AN UNDERGROUND COMPLEX
MOVE INTO COMPLEX
SUMMON DRAGONS TO COMPLEMENT ROBOTS IN THE OVERWORLD
THE COPS ARE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES! MY ABOMINATIONS CREATED BY FIVES WILL DESTROY ALL FEAR OF COPS!
(1) Your laugh sucks so much that you choke to death. Whoops!
Bribe the GM to give me +2
Arrest everyone but me and the GM
(2-2) The GM takes pity on you and takes away everything you have gotten since the start from you.
(2) You can’t find tophat
(4) Spinal_Tapper is arrested
(1) Javierpwn’s seduced harpy kills you, then drops your corpse into the hellhole.
Demand the millionaire to let me take his jet plane to the nearest anarchy.
Once there, set up a mafia.
(4) The millionaire complies. The military’s missiles (6) miss the jet so much, it’s laughable. In fact, its so funny, that you don’t realize that the millionaire pulled a lever to drop you out of the jet until its too late.
Dive bomb military,
Fly into heavens
(4) You dive bomb the military, causing them to duck.
(6) When you enter heaven, God flicks his finger to send you crashing back to earth.
Open another portal and make a pact with the demons of hell. Use the powers that I gain to destroy the robots.
(4)You succeed in opening a portal. The demons don’t seem interested in talking. You sigh, and attack the robots anyway
(6) You throw a Wolinarang that takes out another robot. The other robots chase you to your Wolincar. You wonder if you have a sidekick named Wobin, Nightwolin, or Wolinwoman.
Flee.
Create a lair.
An AWESOME lair!
Your fleeing is (4) successful. (If you get a 6 I’ll be annoyed) (4) Your find a hidden room that will make a good lair. (2) A pretty girl sees you in costume lugging your comic book collection to the basement, and goes the other way. You hear a cop asking her if she has seen anyone in a spider costume.
Tophat: Owns wads of cash. Hurtling towards the ground pursued by a giant robot.
Javierpwn: Hurtling towards the ground
GWG: having spiderman’s powers. Currently making AWESOME!
TM Lair
Yoink: A pile of rubble falling into hell.
Wwolin: Wolinman is being a badass robot fighter in the Wolincar. Unfortunately, that means he is being chased by them. Also, some tripwires, somewhere.
Onyxjew44: Corpse in the zoo
Lordslowpoke: Trying to hide in the hills from crowds of people and a giant robot.
Spinal_Tapper: In jail for various drunken criminal acts
Xantalos: Corpse hurtling towards hell
Montopolis: Zombie hurtling towards the ground. (this is happening a lot.)
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