Seduce harpies, then steal their wings by ripping them off, then fly away to punch giant robot in the toe
(3) You got seduced the harpie carrying you, the others are disgusted and attack you. (5) In the ensuing battle you rip of a harpie’s wings and (5) use it to fly towards a killer robot, who (2) knocks you out of the sky.
Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."
Gain superpowers!
(5) You take the spiderman power package. Congrats, except the cops now want to arrest you for that reactor meltdown.
Draw out a handgun and approach a rich-looking businessman.
"Come with me. Quickly."
(4) You draw a beretta and walk toward (5) a millionare. (3) He tries to resist and you accidentally kill him in the ensuing struggle. “Ah well,” you think, “he probably has a wallet.”
CHEER
RUN AWAY
GET UP AND RUN AGAIN
BURN THE COPS HOUSE DOWN WITH INCENDIARY LEMONS
(6) You cheer so loud that you attract attention from several giant robots. (5) You get away from them successfully, and then the cops find you. You (5) get up and run from them too. (2) Your too busy being chased by the cops to burn their house down.
>REVIVE WWOLIN WITH MY SEWER-POWER
>MAKE HIM CHAMPION OF SEWERS, SEND HIM TO DO BATTLE WITH POLICE
(5) You successfully revive wwolin. (1) You send him out into the fray, only for him to turn around and systematically destroy you muttering something about a Wolincave. Then he (4) opens a giant hole to hell and drops your rubble into it.
Roll to dodge the giant robots everyone
(5) Tophat avoids a robot, it crushes his police followers.
(3) A robot chases what is left of Yoink down into hell
(6) Wwolin takes down another robot after destroying Yoink, attracting attention from the robots.
(2) Mr. Zero is crushed by the robot.
(5) Xantalos Dredd avoids a giant robot that then crushes the lion attacking him
(2) Another robot smashes javierpwn on his way down.
(3) onyxjew44 was picked up by a robot. At least you aren’t being chased by the cops anymore
(3) Lordslowpoke is now being picked up by a giant robot
(6) GWg superpowers makes avoiding a giant robot easy. Robots focus on him.
(1) Montopolis was the only gun wielding person around, so 5 robots launched guided missiles at him. (2) He dodged, but he still died when they hit that wall behind him.
Tophat: Owns wads of cash. Pursued by giant robot.
Javierpwn: About to splatter on the concrete
GWG: having spiderman’s powers. Also is chased by the cops and giant robots.
Yoink: A pile of rubble falling into hell pursued by a giant robot.
Wwolin: Wolinman is being a badass robot fighter. Unfortunately, that means he is being chased by them. Also, some tripwires.
Mr. Zero: Dead. Will be removed after next turn
Onyxjew44: In giant robot hand.
Lordslowpoke: in robot hand and in agonizing pain.
Xantalos: Judge Dredd being attacked by robots.
Montopolis: Dead, along with the millionaire he accidentally killed.