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[Persus13]

You are a criminal. You are being pursued by police in a generic American city. What do you do?



ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion:

Everything after 70 million years ago was destroyed. Xantalos lived for 500 years as king of the galaxy. His empire looked good. but, 5 million years later things were very different. Due to the Grillodons asexual-reproduction, there was little genetic variation. Because of this, the grillodons were almost wiped out by a disease and only controlled half the galaxy. Earth had become a natural park for grillodons to admire the cute little mammals, and the dinosaurs had been moved to another planet. 20 million years later the grillodons had been racked by civil wars that had riven planets apart or unfit for living on. The grillodons moved themselves to the other side of the universe, and by modern day had become military transports for the Chitauri, though some remain in isolated pockets of the galaxy.

Spoiler: Modern Grillodons (click to show/hide)

Back on Earth the Grillodons had moved the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. Humans had a 5 million year head start to evolve. They found old grillodon space equipment and made their own and spread across the galaxy. 10,000 years ago was a period of anarchy, which is why the Empire of Law formed to unite humanity. To stop anarchists, it created the great magic dampener that surrounds all the galaxy and prohibits people from using magic. Now, it has become evil, and you are a rebel trying to destroy it.

Plot in a sentence: Destroy the empire of Law without magic.

Enemies:
1,000,000,000 Lawtroopers
1000 Law Cruisers
105 Super Law Cruisers
50 Governors
50 Admirals
10 Planet Destroyers
5 Law Lords
1 Emperor[/s]

ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme

Due to more time shenanigans by Xantalos, a new boss has appeared. The Thyme Law's goal is to eradicate Thyme from the galaxy. Their first plan is to create a time machine dampener.


ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos

In the distant past, The Grillodon King Xantalos sees into the future and sees that there are few Grillodons left! Obviously, he must invade the future! His mighty grillodon army pours out of a portal to this galaxy that is only full of dead corpses. Then you respawn. You must defend the galaxy against Xantalos.

ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace


With King Xantalos dead, Zanzetkuken showed up with a ton of Daleks. You now need to kill him.

ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VI: Rothanglath

A monstrosity killed Zanzetkuken and his daleks, then became Rothanglath the Evil. Kill him.

Just go here for RTDTL VII

[TopHat]

Run like the wind.

[Yoink]

>BOARD SUBWAY.

THEY'LL NEVER FIND US IN HERE!

[Wwolin]

CLIMB DOWN MANHOLE

[Mr.Zero]

Raise cross high into the air and point it towards this thread.

Shouting "BE GONE MINIMALIST THREAD!" over and over.

[Xantalos]

SUMMON DDERD EGDUJ

[javierpwn]

Act inconspicuous

[Persus13]

Run like the wind.

(6) You run so fast that you have escaped the cops and are very, very tired (5) and near a hotel

>BOARD SUBWAY.

THEY'LL NEVER FIND US IN HERE!

(1) You fall through the gap you were supposed to mind and hit the third rail. Respawn?

CLIMB DOWN MANHOLE

(4) You succeed. 5 minutes later, the police realize that’s where you must have disappeared to, and follow you down.

Raise cross high into the air and point it towards this thread.

Shouting "BE GONE MINIMALIST THREAD!" over and over.

(2) You accidentally drop the cross. You decide to shout, “begone minimalist thread anyway”. (3) The Gm asks for clarification on which minimalist thread. Meanwhile you (2) were grabbed by a cop

SUMMON DDERD EGDUJ

(4) You summon a Lion. (3) It roars at the police officer about to grab you.

Act inconspicuous

(1) In your attempt to look inconspicuous you walk up to the police officer. He realizes you’re a criminal and you are tackled to the ground by 4 police


Tophat: No cops nearby, for now. Near hotel.

Yoink: Corpse on third rail.

Wwolin: in sewers. Police 5 minutes behind him

Mr. Zero: Being arrested for killing minimalist threads

Xantalos: About to be arrested.

Javierpwn: being tackled by 4 police

[TopHat]

Check inventory.
If no/little money, pickpocket some rich-looking person exiting hotel.

[Onyxjew944]

Summon Cthulhu, he will protect me.

[Wwolin]

Set up tripwires, then run away!

[LordSlowpoke]

PUNCH THE COPS IN THE LOWER BUCK TOOTH AND DRINK THEIR GUNS

[Xantalos]

Turn into Judge Dredd
Reson that since I am the law, I can't be arrested.

[Yoink]

>RESPAWN AS SEWER MUTANT

[Persus13]

Check inventory.
If no/little money, pickpocket some rich-looking person exiting hotel.

(6) You realize that you have wads of cash from holding up that hot… wait a minute, this was the hotel I held up an hour ago!
(3) You attempt to flee before anyone realizes. You almost succeed. Police are back on your tail.

Summon Cthulhu, he will protect me.

(2) Nothing happens. (6) A cop at the end of the group trips, causing all the cops to fall over, knocking you over too.

Set up tripwires, then run away!

(5) You set up tripwires. They look like they work. (6) You run away so fast that you fall unconscious. (5) Your tripwires work extremely well, causing the police to can't get past them.

PUNCH THE COPS IN THE LOWER BUCK TOOTH AND DRINK THEIR GUNS

(6) You punch them so hard your hand is now in agonizing pain.
(4) you drink their guns. Drinking metal wasn’t a very good idea. Now your whole body is in agonizing pain. Thankfully the cops are out of action. (6) In fact, two police cars on the way to your location exploded, causing it to rain shrapnel

Turn into Judge Dredd
Reson that since I am the law, I can't be arrested.

(4) You turn into Judge Dredd
(6) Your reasoning works so well, that now you have been ordered to track down and kill every other criminal on the run (aka, everyone else in the thread)
(2) The lion attacks you

>RESPAWN AS SEWER MUTANT

(3) You respawn as the sewer. (2) the police arrest you.


Tophat: Owns wads of cash. Pursued by police.

Yoink: The sewer, being arrested for aiding wwolin.

Wwolin: Unconscious in sewers. Police trying to figure out how to get past tripwires.

Mr. Zero: Being arrested for killing minimalist threads.

Xantalos: Judge Dredd being attacked by lion. Given orders to catch all other criminals.

Javierpwn: being tackled by 4 police.

Onyxjew44: fallen down due to cop domino line.

Lordslowpoke: in agonizing pain, with shrapnel raining down around him. All cops dead, unconscious, or whimpering.