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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216083 times)

javierpwn

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #45 on: December 06, 2012, 06:17:08 pm »

Dive bomb military,
Fly into heavens
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Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #46 on: December 06, 2012, 06:19:26 pm »

Open another portal and make a pact with the demons of hell. Use the powers that I gain to destroy the robots.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2012, 07:51:30 pm »

Flee.
Create a lair.
An AWESOME lair!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (WHERE ALMOST EVERYONE IS FALLING OR DEAD)
« Reply #48 on: December 06, 2012, 08:45:12 pm »

Pull out compact grappling gun I held up hotel with, shoot at roof, pull self up with it.
(6) You pull out your grappling gun so epicly that the robot chasing Yoink goes after you instead.  (6) Then you shoot the side of the hole, causing the demons to try and stop you (6) (what is going on here?) you pull out of the hole and go 50 feet in the air. You realize that the fall is going to hurt.

Are dice loaded? (2) No they are not.

Pretend I not the criminal they are looking for.
(1) When you tell a police officer that he arrests you, muttering, “won’t these people ever learn?”
(6) The policemen are crushed by a giant robot. You are now handcuffed and surrounded by giant robots. The key is probably a silver smear on a robot foot.

LAUGH MANIACALLY
DIG AN UNDERGROUND COMPLEX
MOVE INTO COMPLEX
SUMMON DRAGONS TO COMPLEMENT ROBOTS IN THE OVERWORLD




THE COPS ARE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES! MY ABOMINATIONS CREATED BY FIVES WILL DESTROY ALL FEAR OF COPS!
(1) Your laugh sucks so much that you choke to death. Whoops!
Bribe the GM to give me +2
Arrest everyone but me and the GM

(2-2) The GM takes pity on you and takes away everything you have gotten since the start from you.
(2) You can’t find tophat
(4) Spinal_Tapper is arrested
(1) Javierpwn’s seduced harpy kills you, then drops your corpse into the hellhole.

Demand the millionaire to let me take his jet plane to the nearest anarchy.

Once there, set up a mafia.
(4) The millionaire complies. The military’s missiles (6) miss the jet so much, it’s laughable. In fact, its so funny, that you don’t realize that the millionaire pulled a lever to drop you out of the jet until its too late.

Dive bomb military,
Fly into heavens
(4) You dive bomb the military, causing them to duck.
(6) When you enter heaven, God flicks his finger to send you crashing back to earth.

Open another portal and make a pact with the demons of hell. Use the powers that I gain to destroy the robots.
(4)You succeed in opening a portal. The demons don’t seem interested in talking. You sigh, and attack the robots anyway
(6) You throw a Wolinarang that takes out another robot. The other robots chase you to your Wolincar. You wonder if you have a sidekick named Wobin, Nightwolin, or Wolinwoman.


Flee.
Create a lair.
An AWESOME lair!

Your fleeing is (4) successful. (If you get a 6 I’ll be annoyed) (4) Your find a hidden room that will make a good lair. (2) A pretty girl sees you in costume lugging your comic book collection to the basement, and goes the other way. You hear a cop asking her if she has seen anyone in a spider costume.

Tophat: Owns wads of cash. Hurtling towards the ground pursued by a giant robot.

Javierpwn: Hurtling towards the ground

GWG: having spiderman’s powers. Currently making AWESOME!TM Lair

Yoink: A pile of rubble falling into hell.

Wwolin: Wolinman is being a badass robot fighter in the Wolincar. Unfortunately, that means he is being chased by them.  Also, some tripwires, somewhere.

Onyxjew44: Corpse in the zoo

Lordslowpoke: Trying to hide in the hills from crowds of people and a giant robot.

Spinal_Tapper: In jail for various drunken criminal acts

Xantalos: Corpse hurtling towards hell

Montopolis: Zombie hurtling towards the ground. (this is happening a lot.)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #49 on: December 06, 2012, 08:49:50 pm »

Use my ultra-cool spy grappling hook to grab back onto the plane.

Just in case, ready my parachute and gun.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2012, 08:50:18 pm »

RESPAWN AS VALKYRIE
DIG THAT DAMN LAIR
SUMMON DRAGON TO RIDE
SUMMON MORE DRAGONS TO TERRORIZE CITY
« Last Edit: December 06, 2012, 08:59:38 pm by Onyxjew944 »
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javierpwn

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Where ALMOST EVERYONE IS FALLING OR DEAD)
« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2012, 09:07:06 pm »

Recover from falling,
Seduce more harpies
Fus-Ro-Daah the military
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Where ALMOST EVERYONE IS FALLING OR DEAD)
« Reply #52 on: December 06, 2012, 09:08:13 pm »

Hah! I haven't made a costume yet!

Prepare lair.
Expand lair by digging underground.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Where ALMOST EVERYONE IS FALLING OR DEAD)
« Reply #53 on: December 06, 2012, 09:46:31 pm »

(I was falling before it was cool!)
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Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Where ALMOST EVERYONE IS FALLING OR DEAD)
« Reply #54 on: December 06, 2012, 09:57:54 pm »

Put up 'sidekick wanted' posters throughout town.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Where ALMOST EVERYONE IS FALLING OR DEAD)
« Reply #55 on: December 06, 2012, 10:01:21 pm »

"Betrayal..."

The jumble of rocks seethed with an immortal hatred, some force of pure rage awakening within them as they tumbled down towards the glow of Hell. An alien intelligence within understood just how far it had fallen, from a mighty sewer... to this.

"Betrayed... By my own Champion... No!"

>Pull myself together. Form myself into a humanoid being, a terrifying construct of stone and cement that once formed the sewer.

>Grab hold of a nearby rock, climb back up to earth.

>Get a coffee at a nearby cafe and plot my revenge.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Where ALMOST EVERYONE IS FALLING OR DEAD)
« Reply #56 on: December 06, 2012, 10:42:56 pm »

(If anyone thinks I'm going too fast let me know)

Use my ultra-cool spy grappling hook to grab back onto the plane.

Just in case, ready my parachute and gun.
(2) The GM realizes he gave his last grapple gun to tophat. (6) Your pull your chute and take out your gun. Now you’re floating 1000 feet in the air.

RESPAWN AS VALKYRIE
DIG THAT DAMN LAIR
SUMMON DRAGON TO RIDE
SUMMON MORE DRAGONS TO TERRORIZE CITY


6) You respawn as a Valkyrie in an epic flash, and attract everyone’s attention. Also, you are a girl.
(3) you start to dig, then realize that its hard to dig through concrete, and  that everyone is attacking
(2) You fail to summon a dragon
(6) You summon dragons in the city too. (God take me now) One of them flames everything near you.

Recover from falling,
Seduce more harpies
Fus-Ro-Daah the military

(6) Your recovery is epic. It is so epic that you have attracted several dragons.
(2) The harpies ignore you.
(1) Your Skyrim reference doesn’t impress the military’s guided missiles

Hah! I haven't made a costume yet!

Prepare lair.
Expand lair by digging underground.


(It’s part of the spider man package.)
(1) If by prepare your lair, you mean blow it up, you succeeded.
The cops show up.

(I was falling before it was cool!)
Yep

Put up 'sidekick wanted' posters throughout town.
(3) You put up several before a dragon and a robot dueling distracts you. (2) Your posters are ignored by everyone...for now.

"Betrayal..."

The jumble of rocks seethed with an immortal hatred, some force of pure rage awakening within them as they tumbled down towards the glow of Hell. An alien intelligence within understood just how far it had fallen, from a mighty sewer... to this.

"Betrayed... By my own Champion... No!"

>Pull myself together. Form myself into a humanoid being, a terrifying construct of stone and cement that once formed the sewer.

>Grab hold of a nearby rock, climb back up to earth.

>Get a coffee at a nearby cafe and plot my revenge.

(5) You attain a human shaped form of rubble, held together by shear will!
(3) As you attempt to climb out of the hole, demons try to drag you back down.

The epic battle of Dragons vs. Robots vs. Cops vs. Demons continues.
(4)(3)(6)(3)

Dragons do pretty well, Robots do okay, Cops are being badasses with the military, causing everything else to attack them, Demons did okay.

(Can someone close that hole to hell?)

Tophat: Owns wads of cash. Hurtling towards the ground pursued by a giant robot.

Javierpwn: Flying, being pursued by giant missiles

GWG: having spiderman’s powers. Cops attacking him.

Yoink: A pile of rubble in humanoid form trying to climb out of hell

Wwolin: Wolinman is putting up sidekick wanted posters.

Onyxjew44: Valkyrie girl under attack by EVERYTHING. (stop summoning stuff)

Lordslowpoke: Trying to hide in the hills from crowds of people and a giant robot.

Spinal_Tapper: In jail for various drunken criminal acts. Will be removed for inactivity next turn.

Xantalos: Corpse hurtling towards hell

Montopolis: Zombie parachuting towards the ground.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (DRAGONS AND ROBOTS AND DEMONS, OH MY!)
« Reply #57 on: December 06, 2012, 10:55:36 pm »

Grab the first person who applies to be a sidekick, strap them into the passenger seat, and accelerate to 88 mph.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (DRAGONS AND ROBOTS AND DEMONS, OH MY!)
« Reply #58 on: December 06, 2012, 11:00:34 pm »

Grab the first person who applies to be a sidekick, strap them into the passenger seat, and accelerate to 88 mph.
(6) WOLINMAN! THIS IS BATMAN. WANT TO BE MY SIDEKICK? (that's my attempt at the Bale batman voice. At least I didn't roll a one, then it would be “Holy musical pianos, Wolinman! Let me join!” a kid says)


(this is really fast because I use a word document to write these, and I couldn't pass this up when I rolled a 6. Consider it an add-on to my last post.)
« Last Edit: December 06, 2012, 11:03:47 pm by Persus13 »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (DRAGONS AND ROBOTS AND DEMONS, OH MY!)
« Reply #59 on: December 06, 2012, 11:01:03 pm »

"Can't... Stop me. I will have... Revenge."

>Reach down and tear off an arm from one of the demons after me.

>Then kick them all off with my heavy stone foot! Then climb upwards, upwards... I could really use that coffee now, jeez.

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