Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Seduce spiderwyrm
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel
The diced hate me
(5) You revive from the ashes with bright red wings.
(1-1) your attempt to seduce spiderwyrm causes you to explode. The Gm looks over in surprise.
colonize moon. Moon earth.
(4) You colonize the moon by putting your girlfriend down on it.
(2) YOu have second thoughts about mooning the earth.
Does this have a waitlist?If not..
Wearing a space suit get out of the jail on the moon and form a alliance with Spinal-Taper to make the moon our planet.
(1) He seems upset that you were inside his girlfriend this whole time and sends you heading back to earth at terminal velocity.
ASSERT MY DOMINANCE OF THE ALIEN SPECIES
(2) They're too busy laughing at your video
REBUILD AFTERLIFE BETTER THN IT WAS BEFORE
TAKE A POWER NAP
PREFERABLY GIVING ME +1
(5) It is better in that it has a casino.
(3) you take a nap
(2) it doesn't give you a +1
Get frustrated.
Grab dragon's head.
Force mouth to bite me.
Give the dragon $45.
Leave.
(1) You get happy
(6) You grab it so epicly that you crush its head and kill it. Whoops!
>Attempt to seal the breach, again.
(3) You accidentaly cause the city to become level 1 of hell. So your the one that caused that! I was wondering!
Adopt a child. Or a Player Character, if one wants to make a deal with the devil.
(2) No one is interested. oh (1) Lucifer is tired of being kicked out of casinos and wants his spot as ruler of hell back.
Flee to fortifiable building.
Fortify building.
(4) You flee to a nearby casino
(5) YOu fortify all the entrances.
(I'm a zombie, how could I die? Nevertheless,)
Resurrect via magical rain cloud and activate the super-secret hidden super-virus pill hidden in Wwolin's brain, meant to disable him and kill him slowly in a very painful way.
(3) You resurrect by making a deal with the devil not to fight him any more or he gets you soul as a seat cushion. (2) so you decide against using the pill. (6) Batman shows up again and show you that maybe death is a good idea after all by beating you to a pulp.
Try to combine this and Roll to dodge the law.
[3]...I'll ask.
Can we? Should we?
I'm not sure how. Maybe if it turned out the room was inside hell.
PCs:
Tophat: Fortifying Casino. Seduced by javierpwn
Javierpwn: ash. seduced tophat, yoink, and wwolin. -1 to seduce rolls.
GWG: being spiderwyrm. killed dragon.
Yoink: A pile of rubble in throne room of hell. Seduced by javierpwn
Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. seduced by javierpwn.
Onyxjew44: Space whale epicly failing
Spinal_Tapper: conquering moon with love interest, the jail
Xantalos: asleep
Montopolis: The Law Joker. being beaten to a pulp.
Znzetkuken: gone back in time and repeating the Roll to dodge.
TheZoomzoll: falling to earth
Urist_McDrowner: gone back with time.