Fortunately Benny has Matrix powers.
Arrest Slowpoke for crimes beyond counting, the massacre of innocents, and being a nuke without a permit.
Mine are pretty much guaranteed by the name, though. Can't beat that.
REMOVE KOLECHIAN COP FROM THE PREMISES
STRIFE
The battle continues
(5 vs. 4) Xantalos begins to handcuff Lord Slowpoke!
(6 vs. 5) LordSlowpoke removes both himself and Xantalos from the subway station by kicking him into a subway, then following him!
If Xantalos's action remains sane, fix my pedophilic reputation and/or
Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."
Gain superpowers!
(6) You fix your pedophilic reputation by developing a taste in much older women.
(3) You get
327 Poison Susceptibility
This mutant is exceedingly vulnerable to poisons and toxins, and levels that will only make others of the same species sick will kill this mutant.
Build Factory. Then build tanks.
(4) factory built
(2) You need raw materials first.
(4) the first trireme is ready
>Determine the state of the universe
(3) "42"
Begin laughing like a lunatic((PUNS)) and speed up time until all light is gone.
(3) you begin laughing, but (6) stop when you speed up so hard all the lights go out. Respawn?
Xantalos: "Mr. Slowpoke." Engaged in slow-mo Matrix duel on subway
LordSlowpoke "My name is Lord" Engaged in slow-mo Matrix duel on subway
GWG: taste for older women. Susceptible to poison
Tavik Toth: building factory
Onyxjew: killed by physics
Tophat: exploring bunker headed into sun