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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216342 times)

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1215 on: April 24, 2013, 10:12:21 pm »

Hmm, true. Although I'm only wording my action crazily; I'm essentially arresting a terrorist with access to nukes.
Access? he is a nuke.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1216 on: April 24, 2013, 10:13:56 pm »

Hmm, true. Although I'm only wording my action crazily; I'm essentially arresting a terrorist with access to nukes.
Access? he is a nuke.
Unless he has a restraining order against himself, then yes.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1217 on: April 24, 2013, 10:22:13 pm »

Hmm, true. Although I'm only wording my action crazily; I'm essentially arresting a terrorist with access to nukes.
The wording kinda ruins any pretense of sanity.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1218 on: April 24, 2013, 10:27:29 pm »

Hmm, true. Although I'm only wording my action crazily; I'm essentially arresting a terrorist with access to nukes.
The wording kinda ruins any pretense of sanity.
Okay, I changed it. Is that sane or...
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1219 on: April 24, 2013, 10:31:04 pm »

Hmm, true. Although I'm only wording my action crazily; I'm essentially arresting a terrorist with access to nukes.
The wording kinda ruins any pretense of sanity.
Okay, I changed it. Is that sane or...
Much better.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1220 on: April 25, 2013, 12:00:25 am »

Fortunately Benny has Matrix powers.

Arrest Slowpoke for crimes beyond counting, the massacre of innocents, and being a nuke without a permit.

Mine are pretty much guaranteed by the name, though. Can't beat that.

REMOVE KOLECHIAN COP FROM THE PREMISES
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1221 on: April 25, 2013, 10:41:59 am »

Build Factory. Then build tanks.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1222 on: April 25, 2013, 11:07:11 am »

>Determine the state of the universe
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1223 on: April 25, 2013, 11:17:38 am »

Fortunately Benny has Matrix powers.

Arrest Slowpoke for crimes beyond counting, the massacre of innocents, and being a nuke without a permit.

Mine are pretty much guaranteed by the name, though. Can't beat that.

REMOVE KOLECHIAN COP FROM THE PREMISES
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FOOL
AM NOT KOLECHIAN
SWEDISH COP WILL DESTROY YOU
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1224 on: April 25, 2013, 02:49:05 pm »

Fortunately Benny has Matrix powers.

Arrest Slowpoke for crimes beyond counting, the massacre of innocents, and being a nuke without a permit.

Mine are pretty much guaranteed by the name, though. Can't beat that.

REMOVE KOLECHIAN COP FROM THE PREMISES
STRIFE

FOOL
AM NOT KOLECHIAN
SWEDISH COP WILL DESTROY YOU

MY WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS

IF I SAY YOU'RE KOLECHIAN, YOU BEST BE GETTING YOURSELF PROPER PAPERS, KOLECHIAN SCUM
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1225 on: April 25, 2013, 02:58:30 pm »

Fortunately Benny has Matrix powers.

Arrest Slowpoke for crimes beyond counting, the massacre of innocents, and being a nuke without a permit.

Mine are pretty much guaranteed by the name, though. Can't beat that.

REMOVE KOLECHIAN COP FROM THE PREMISES
STRIFE

FOOL
AM NOT KOLECHIAN
SWEDISH COP WILL DESTROY YOU

MY WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS

IF I SAY YOU'RE KOLECHIAN, YOU BEST BE GETTING YOURSELF PROPER PAPERS, KOLECHIAN SCUM
I HAVE THE LAW ON MY SIDE

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1226 on: April 25, 2013, 04:37:11 pm »

BAD XANTALOS! TALK SANE LIKE ME!

...LIKE I DO WHEN I'M NOT TRYING TO BE CRAZY!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1227 on: April 25, 2013, 05:48:30 pm »

Begin laughing like a lunatic((PUNS)) and speed up time until all light is gone.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1228 on: April 25, 2013, 07:10:23 pm »

Fortunately Benny has Matrix powers.

Arrest Slowpoke for crimes beyond counting, the massacre of innocents, and being a nuke without a permit.

Mine are pretty much guaranteed by the name, though. Can't beat that.

REMOVE KOLECHIAN COP FROM THE PREMISES
STRIFE

The battle continues
(5 vs. 4) Xantalos begins to handcuff Lord Slowpoke!
(6 vs. 5) LordSlowpoke removes both himself and Xantalos from the subway station by kicking him into a subway, then following him!

If Xantalos's action remains sane, fix my pedophilic reputation and/or
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"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."


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(6) You fix your pedophilic reputation by developing a taste in much older women.
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327 Poison Susceptibility
This mutant is exceedingly vulnerable to poisons and toxins, and levels that will only make others of the same species sick will kill this mutant.

Build Factory. Then build tanks.
(4) factory built
(2) You need raw materials first.
(4) the first trireme is ready

>Determine the state of the universe
(3) "42"

Begin laughing like a lunatic((PUNS)) and speed up time until all light is gone.
(3) you begin laughing, but (6) stop when you speed up so hard all the lights go out. Respawn?

Xantalos: "Mr. Slowpoke." Engaged in slow-mo Matrix duel on subway

LordSlowpoke "My name is Lord" Engaged in slow-mo Matrix duel on subway

GWG: taste for older women. Susceptible to poison

Tavik Toth: building factory

Onyxjew: killed by physics

Tophat: exploring bunker headed into sun
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1229 on: April 25, 2013, 07:11:57 pm »

Realize that I am the One
Arrest Slowpoke with the power of my mind
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