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[Onyxjew944]

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Ban all nuclear-weapons based Civ puns from future posts.

Hah! They're jokes based on the causes of an early-version Civilization bug!

I know the joke. I have my fair share of world's poisoned by Ghandi's limitless greed and lust for power. His insatiable rage at the mere thought of an equal voice for all.
Why, oh why, must 1-2=10?

On that subject...

Upgrade Ghandi's arsenal with Antimatter.

[Persus13]

Petition the government for a pardon.
Apply for Privateer/Bounty Hunter/Inquisition status.
Acquire fugitives, I want them alive. No disintegrations.

You become head of the space force.
(4) Okay, you apply
(6) You hunt down and murder the 10 civilians running around. Tavik Toth may not be pleased.

Hah! No nukes for Gandhi! Sadly, no democracy either, but it's a price worth paying.

Fund a super-serum project.

(3) You find a top-secret laboratory. Now you just need some scientists and test subjects.

Recruit as many people to cause then start building spacecraft. Also have onyxjew944 be head of soon to be built space force. Also make sure serum doesn't go bad. Oh and feed gandhi. Also request that we start the process of making a united democratic world: Step 1: Make people more equal.

(3) Another 50 or so civilians join the cause. About 10 mange to escape when you release these guys.
(5) The NASA scientists get a rocket with human carrying capability
Onyxjew is head of space force
What serum?
(1) You kill Gandhi by feeding him a poisonous mushroom
(5) Democracy is in effect.
Onxjew hands you a bounty hunter application then brings you the corpses of 10 civilians that escaped last turn. You are forced to shoot GWG because he tried to take your position.

Upgrade weaponry

(5) You improve your missiles and achieve nuclear carrying capability

Also request that we start the process of making a united democratic world...

Make sure the world leader is someone with a base Aggression of about 2.

(1) Your attempt to take power leads to being shot by Tavik Toth

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(5) Okay. I can't tell nuclear Civ puns since I've only played FreeCiv though.

Respawn as Last Character

(5) You are omission, crazy tech priest again.

Respawn. Find safer safehouse

(5) You find a bunker

>Order the conversion of a nuclear-based weapon to a void energy-based weapon to happen on the opposite side of the country I am on.

(2) Who do you order?

Onyxjew: head of space force. Hunting down civilians

Zanzetkuken: Void-energy dragon in charge of airforce

GWG: Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human. Earplugs, supervillain's Head Minion in charge of military with dumb mook follower Dead

Yoink: Dead

LordSlowpoke: nuclear bomb gandhi hybrid, head of diplomacy Dead

Nosaneinme: Omision, crazy tech priest

Tavik Toth: Healing-Factored guy in charge of everything

TopHat: near bunker

Xantalos: Predator Drone with nuclear missiles stalking Bill Clinton. Head of intelligence

[Onyxjew944]

Acquire red robes.
Upgrade space program to include weaponized satellites.
Use satellites to burn "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" into the sands of some forsaken desert, visible from SPEHS.

[GreatWyrmGold]

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Ban all nuclear-weapons based Civ puns from future posts.

Hah! They're jokes based on the causes of an early-version Civilization bug!

I know the joke. I have my fair share of world's poisoned by Ghandi's limitless greed and lust for power. His insatiable rage at the mere thought of an equal voice for all.
Why, oh why, must 1-2=10?

1-2=255, actually. Or maybe 15. It would be 15 if I programmed it.



Wait an arc or two, then come back because the writers didn't want to write up a new character. Get back to work on that super serum project, using research grants and my few minions.

[Nosaneinme]

I'll be Head Scientist for the super-serum project

[Xantalos]

Hijack sattelite system
Use hijacked sattelites to take over all electronics covertly
Watch everything

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'll be Head Scientist for the super-serum project

Hire him.
"Salary is zero, benefits negligible, but we've got good bonuses and great intangibles!"

[Onyxjew944]

I'll be Head Scientist for the super-serum project

Hire him.
"Salary is zero, benefits negligible, but we've got good bonuses and great intangibles!"

"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'no'."

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'll be Head Scientist for the super-serum project

Hire him.
"Salary is zero, benefits negligible, but we've got good bonuses and great intangibles!"

"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'no'."

Which is why I didn't hire you.

[Tavik Toth]

"Go test your WMDs on Pluto."

find a new head of diplomacy. Also request that space colonies to be built on mars, the moon and earth orbit.

[LordSlowpoke]

BACK DEATH WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS (one of which conveniently finishing its countdown just now)

GO INTO SOUL MODE AND POSSESS THE SUN

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Transfer everything non-nuclear, non-gunpowder, and/or non-antimatter to a plane of the void that places the entirety of the world in constant twilight, without a visible source.

[Onyxjew944]

"Go test your WMDs on Pluto."

find a new head of diplomacy. Also request that space colonies to be built on mars, the moon and earth orbit.

Add this to action.

[Persus13]

Acquire red robes.
Upgrade space program to include weaponized satellites.
Use satellites to burn "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" into the sands of some forsaken desert, visible from SPEHS.

(2) no red robes for you.
(1) The rocket to launch the satellites explodes and kills you.

Wait an arc or two, then come back because the writers didn't want to write up a new character. Get back to work on that super serum project, using research grants and my few minions.

(1) The writers replace you with a chick so they can create a 5 Man Band. Your the 6th Ranger traitor who is now dead.

I'll be Head Scientist for the super-serum project

You apply to Tavik Toth. Its up to him.

Hijack sattelite system
Use hijacked sattelites to take over all electronics covertly
Watch everything

(3) You hijack one.

"Go test your WMDs on Pluto."

find a new head of diplomacy. Also request that space colonies to be built on mars, the moon and earth orbit.

(4) You appoint the chick as head of diplomacy.
You request that, but as onyxjew died in a rocket crash, your going to have to wait for him to respawn.

BACK DEATH WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS (one of which conveniently finishing its countdown just now)

GO INTO SOUL MODE AND POSSESS THE SUN

ERROR: GM IS CONFUSED (2) Action terminated.
(1) sun sprites murder your soul.

>Transfer everything non-nuclear, non-gunpowder, and/or non-antimatter to a plane of the void that places the entirety of the world in constant twilight, without a visible source.

(4) okay.

Current roster:
Leader: Tavik Toth
Lancer: onyxjew
Big Guy: Zanzetkuken
Smart Guy: nosaneinme
Sneaky Guy: Xantalos
Chick: Chick
6th Ranger: GWG

Onyxjew: head of space force. Hunting down civilians

Zanzetkuken: Void-energy dragon in charge of airforce

GWG: Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human. Earplugs, supervillain's Head Minion in charge of military with dumb mook follower Dead

Yoink: Dead

LordSlowpoke: nuclear bomb gandhi hybrid, head of diplomacy Dead

Nosaneinme: Omision, crazy tech priest

Tavik Toth: Healing-Factored guy in charge of everything

TopHat: near bunker

Xantalos: Predator Drone with nuclear missiles stalking Bill Clinton. Head of intelligence

[Xantalos]

Drop mass-drivers on the planet.