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[detective1412]

CONQUER IT OR DIE TRYING.
((This is my first,so please don't be so rough! Mwahahahahaha))

[Tavik Toth]

SEND IN NECRONS.

[detective1412]

SEND IN NECRONS.

[2]
OH NO!
I NO PLAY WARHAMMER 40K!

[Tavik Toth]

SEND IN EVERYONE!

[Yoink]

>FLY TO EARTH ON PAPER PLANE, LAND SOMEWHERE INTERESTING

>BE ARMED WITH SCOPED SPORK LAUNCHER

[detective1412]

SEND IN EVERYONE!

[3]
YOU SEND IN NOT SO EVERYONE,JUST SOME MEANINGLESS ALIEN COCKROACHES

>FLY TO EARTH ON PAPER PLANE, LAND SOMEWHERE INTERESTING

>BE ARMED WITH SCOPED SPORK LAUNCHER

[2]
NO PAPER PLANE,YOU OVERWEIGHT
[5]
EPIC SUCCESS! EQUIQ LASER-DESIGNATED SPORK LAUNCHER
((On an unrelated note,the max of actions in one post are 2,to avoid confusion and blah blah blah.))

[Tavik Toth]

SEND IN THE GLORFT!

AND SPACESHIPS

[detective1412]

SEND IN THE GLORFT!

AND SPACESHIPS

[6]
YOU COMMANDS,THEY OBEY.
NO LOYALTY,THEY BETRAY.

[Yoink]

>CATCH INTERGALACTIC BUS TO EARTH

>IF ANYONE ASKS, THE SPORK LAUNCHER IS ACTUALLY A... HAIR DRYER. YES.

[GreatWyrmGold]

DESTABILIZE UNSTABLE OPEC COUNTRIES

[detective1412]

>CATCH INTERGALACTIC BUS TO EARTH

>IF ANYONE ASKS, THE SPORK LAUNCHER IS ACTUALLY A... HAIR DRYER. YES.

[1]
BUS DRIVER NO KIND
DROPS YOU OFF ON ANOTHER PLANET SIMILAR TO EARTH,ALBEIT VERY DANGEROUS

[5]
THE DICTATOR OF THE PLANET BRINGS YOU TO THE KINGDOM
"WHAT IS THAT" HE ASKS WHILE POINTING THAT LASER-DESIGNATED SPORK LAUNCHER
"IT'S AN HAIR DRYER" YOU SAID
HE BELIEVES,AND OFFER YOU AN OPPERTUNITY TO JOIN HIM TO EXPAND HIS TERRITORY IN THE GALAXY!

DESTABILIZE UNSTABLE OPEC COUNTRIES

[3]
YOU HAVE DESTABILIZE THE ALREADY UNSTABLE OPEC COUNTRIES,NOW WHAT?

[Tavik Toth]

OBTAIN THIER LOYALTY.

THEN TAKE OVER EARTH

[Yoink]

>HAPPILY ACCEPT

>ASSEMBLE CRACK TEAM OF [PLANET] MERCENARIES, LOAD INTO SPACESHIPS AND GO CONQUER EARTH FOR DICTATOR PERSON!

[detective1412]

OBTAIN THIER LOYALTY.

THEN TAKE OVER EARTH

[1]
YOU PERSUADES,USE SEDUCTION AND MANY TRIES TO THE GLORTF
THEY ANGRY,BURIES YOU ALIVE,OH NOES!

>HAPPILY ACCEPT

>ASSEMBLE CRACK TEAM OF [PLANET] MERCENARIES, LOAD INTO SPACESHIPS AND GO CONQUER EARTH FOR DICTATOR PERSON

[3,Auto-Success]
YOU ACCEPTED
[4]
YOU ATTACKS EARTH UNDER THE BANNER OF THAT PARTICULAR DICTATOR PERSON (TPDP)
YOU SUCCEED,BUT THE EARTHLING FORMED A PARTICULAR SUPER HERO TEAM THAT REBELS!

WHAT TO DO,DO TO WHAT?

[Yoink]

>HAVE MY MEATSHIELDS ALLIES DISTRACT THE SUPER HEROES AS I PICK THEM OFF WITH MY SPORK LAUNCHER!

>SHOUT WITTY INSULTS AS I GUN THEM ALL DOWN!

"SWEET DREAMS, CUPCAKE! YOU JUST GOT SPORKED!"