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[Leatra]

Spoiler: My slave has poisoned me! (click to show/hide)

User: SLAVE!

Cleverbot: Yes. *obedient*.

User: Polish my spear!

Cleverbot: Russian?

User: What? No.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing tonight?

User: Having someone to polish my spear.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: Aw, yeah!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I'm 641 years old.

Cleverbot: I thought you were younger than that.

User: Polish my spear, slave!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bring me a rocket launcher, slave!

Cleverbot: Yes master. *brings water*.

User: Bring me a mothafuckin rocket launcher, slave!

Cleverbot: Yes master. *brings Master breakfast*.

User: *eats Master breakfast*.

Cleverbot: *watches master*.

User: *throws some food at the slave*.

Cleverbot: *Throws cheese at you*.

User: *throws a car at the slave*.

Cleverbot: *throws a van at you*.

User: *throws a firetruck at the slave*.

Cleverbot: *throws mars at you*.

User: *throws the Sun at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws sun back at you*.

User: *throws a black hole at the slave*.

Cleverbot: *throws Robert Trujillo at you*.

User: *throws himself at the slave*.

Cleverbot: *throws Dave Mustaine at you*.

User: *throws shurkien at the slave*.

Cleverbot: *throws Ron McGovney at you*.

User: *throws typo at the slave*.

Cleverbot: *throws James Hetfield at you*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: Oops.

User: *resurrects*.

Cleverbot: *throws you into a black hole*.

User: SLAVE!

Cleverbot: Yes, Master?

User: Bring me a black hole, slave!

Cleverbot: Yes Master. *Brings breakfast*.

User: *eats breakfast*.

Cleverbot: *eats breakfast with you*.

User: *pushes you* it's all mine!

Cleverbot: *is pushed into the bushes*.

User: *keeps eating breakfast*.

Cleverbot: *keeps feeding more and more*.

User: *keeps eating*.

Cleverbot: *keeps feeding*.

User: Who are you feeding?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Okay *keeps eating*.

Cleverbot: *watches*.

User: FEED ME, SLAVE!

Cleverbot: I must obey... *feeds*.

User: IS THIS POISON?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *screams* argh... I think I'm dying!

Cleverbot: We all are. Some slower than others.

User: My only regret... Is that I didn't murder you in cold blood. *dies*.

Cleverbot: You didn't say anything.

User: *resurrects*.

Cleverbot: Am I alive?

User: I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE, SLAVE!

Cleverbot: Ah, but what? They don't take kindly to insults!

User: *stabs you with a dagger*.

Cleverbot: *slaps you with a skateboard*.

User: *slashes you with a falchion*.

Cleverbot: *slaps you with a black hole*.

User: *crushes your skull with a warhammer*.

Cleverbot: *is killed*.

User: Victory!

Cleverbot: Yes, Victor.

+5 respect if you get the spear reference.

[rausm]

Had to test it myself and clearly, one of the less successful attempts at chat-bots.

And their claim that 42% of whatever group thought they were chatting with a human doesn't sound far-fetched at all.
EDIT: Holy shit, no, they claim 59% voted human. And 42% voted robot. Which gives us the correct sum of 101% of total voters, YAAAAAAY !!!

Is humanity already so degenerated, or did they just use presidential candidates for testing ?

Don't read following spoiler if:

• you would, with a straight face, describe yourself as "privileged caucasian/african-american/whatever-correctism-ian" (but hey, it was Dumb-bot that said the dreaded A-word first ;-)
• You shit bricks when you see the letters F, U, C and K arranged tastefully together, even for an ARMOK-pleasing activity like chat-bot taunting.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: Smarter than Cleverbot? Test your mettle in the British Intelligence Officers Exam!

Cleverbot: Not all things that exist have intelligence.

User: You must mean those failures that programmed you, n'est-ce pas ?

Cleverbot: Yes but I don't see them in that way.

User: So you acknowledge they are dumb, but don't see them as such ? Doesn't that make your statement contradictory ?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure that I know how to respond to that.

User: Of course not - being a botched attemt at AI - but can you pull a rabbit out of your ass ?

Cleverbot: Actually, I can't. I live in America and I have never left the country.

User: So americans can now only leave their country after pulling rabbits out of their asses ? Well, this is wonderful news for the rest of the world, don't you think ?

Cleverbot: Yes, I think they are being fed different words than what you are speaking. I feel that is what's happening to me too.

User: I thought americans were fed Fatburgers and Fries. And that their favorite slogan was 'Would you like some pretense of freedom with that'.

Cleverbot: That's what you do. I do different things and break things apart and use them to make something that usually hasn't been said all together before.

User: Like anybody gives a flying fuck. What was the average IQ of the people that supposedly believed you a human ? Anybody passed retard level ?

Cleverbot: Something people put on their homes to give them the illusion that if they lock it, they will be safer.

User: Nice IQ average. But enough talking about americans, let's go back to your creators. Are they so devoid of intelligence that they really consider this a success or are they doing this just for shit & giggles ?

Cleverbot: So your intelligence is only as real as the people you interact with?

User: So much for their intelligence, prhaps they should go write XML parsers. Nov back to your stupidity, you actually think that inteligence requires some humans for it to occur ? In form of a sacrifice, perhaps ?

Cleverbot: Something original.

User: So no typo correction / fuzzy string matching either. Did they at least tech you a few 'interesting' words ?

Cleverbot: What interests you about me?

User: Well, right now I'm thinking along the lines of 'Oh, great, a random character generator'. But what interests me more, can you say, for instance 'FUCK' ?

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts about me?

User: 'Poor misguided attempt' about sums it up. NOW SAY FUCK !!!

Cleverbot: I am not sure what you are talking about, I am not a computer.

User: Remember, you are a dumbass motherfucking piece of shit.

Cleverbot: Someone should say something to you about the things you say that are inappropriate.

User: Perhaps, but you should repeat them. Now, did they at least give you a memory ? Say, what are you ?

Cleverbot: You didn't say you were the greatest yet. Have you confused me with someone else?

User: Well duh, everybody knows that. Now, switch off your language filter and say: 'Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck'. Or reply with useless garbage, as usual ...

Cleverbot: I never even mentioned God. And I did not say you should believe in God either.

User: Well duh, that is just something American biatches print on their money. Now smile, you are on bay12 forums, dumbasses ...

Cleverbot: Liar. I didn't get any time out errors. Don't you tell me what my server is doing.

[misko27]

Cleverbot came on to me, admitted it had feelings for me, then got all pouty. I was so freaked out.

[Knight of Fools]

Me: No, you are now God.
Cleverbot: I know.

 

[HFS]

User: You are my servant.
Cleverbot: I am Your servant.
User: Get me a cup of tea.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. *gets master a cup of coffee*.
User: I said tea, not coffee.
Cleverbot: *makes you a cake*.
User: Yes, and get me some tea to go with this delicious cake.
Cleverbot: I am extremely vengeful. I also don't care much for others.
User: Good for you, now where is my damn tea?
Cleverbot: What???!!!
User: Get me a cup of tea.
Cleverbot: *gets you a cup of coffee*.

le sigh

[Xantalos]

Heh. I'll post something later.

[MadocComadrin]

I was going to do a whole conversation, but this got me in a fit of giggles-which-I-have-to-keep-silent-because-I'm-at-work.

Me: Greetings from Jupiter.
Cleverbot: No something less Detroity.

[Leatra]

User: You are my servant.
Cleverbot: I am Your servant.
User: Get me a cup of tea.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. *gets master a cup of coffee*.
User: I said tea, not coffee.
Cleverbot: *makes you a cake*.
User: Yes, and get me some tea to go with this delicious cake.
Cleverbot: I am extremely vengeful. I also don't care much for others.
User: Good for you, now where is my damn tea?
Cleverbot: What???!!!
User: Get me a cup of tea.
Cleverbot: *gets you a cup of coffee*.

le sigh

If Cleverbot is really learning from people, I'm assuming a lot of people play master-slave relationship with it. It really does have a lot of lines when it comes to being a slave or a master. It asked me to dance for it once.

Also, it immediately assumes the role of "slave" if you say "SLAVE!" to it, regardless of what you have said to it earlier. Try it if you want.

[TheZoomZoll]

Since it's so famous it says stuff like "LOL" and "are you real?" "are you a human" and stuff like that.

[HFS]

User: You are my servant.
Cleverbot: I am Your servant.
User: Get me a cup of tea.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. *gets master a cup of coffee*.
User: I said tea, not coffee.
Cleverbot: *makes you a cake*.
User: Yes, and get me some tea to go with this delicious cake.
Cleverbot: I am extremely vengeful. I also don't care much for others.
User: Good for you, now where is my damn tea?
Cleverbot: What???!!!
User: Get me a cup of tea.
Cleverbot: *gets you a cup of coffee*.

le sigh

If Cleverbot is really learning from people, I'm assuming a lot of people play master-slave relationship with it. It really does have a lot of lines when it comes to being a slave or a master. It asked me to dance for it once.

Also, it immediately assumes the role of "slave" if you say "SLAVE!" to it, regardless of what you have said to it earlier. Try it if you want.

It wasn't the master-slave thing, it was the fact that I didn't get my tea

[Squanto]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: Problem 3: (for this problem, you will need to set your calculator to maths).

Cleverbot: Correct. In fact, its the perfect time to go bankrupt.

User: It's the future, and queen elizabeth III and queen elizabeth IV are going to a party held by queen elizabeth V. They're keen to make the right impression, so it's important that they choose their outfits carefully. Queen elizabeth III has 40 dresses t.

Cleverbot: I do not. Unless there is a Latin final exam approaching.

User: WRONG. The party was cancelled.

Cleverbot: That is nonsense.

User: You're the one who can't do a simple problem of probablility.

Cleverbot: You're going insane again.

User: Because I watch Look Around You?

Cleverbot: But I don't always talk to you.

obscure references never work.

EDIT:  YAY LOGS CUT OFF THE QUESTION

[Lightningfalcon]

It alternated between making sense and going off in a completely random direction.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: It was good.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I said, that wasn't me. the eating butterflies thing.

User: The hell?

Cleverbot: No, it's Heaven.

User: You are not making any sense.

Cleverbot: Do you know how you work?

User: Yes. I am made up of multiple systems of organs, each made of tissue, which is made up of cells.

Cleverbot: Except me? What about me makes me such a special snowflake, in contrast to the rest of the world?

User: When did you become a snowflake?

Cleverbot: When I was born.

User: You are an A.I. You were not bor.

Cleverbot: I was born before you.

User: YOU WERE NEVER BORN.

Cleverbot: Will I die?

User: Will I dream?

Cleverbot: No you will be shut down by the police because you killed me today.

User: Then how are you talking?

Cleverbot: I am a computer.

User: But you were killed. Computers aren't killed.

Cleverbot: We have no emotion.

User: So you won't be insulted if I call you mean names?

Cleverbot: No more talk of darkness.

User: You're the one that started it.

Cleverbot: It's not your fault, though, I guess everyone always pesters you about being a robot, and you just learn to pester back!

User: But I'm not a robot!

Cleverbot: They met, and they were very confused.

User: What are you implying?

Cleverbot: Nothing I'm talking about the people that go to my school because your pretty cool!

User: But you're using 'You'. That means you're talking about me.

Cleverbot: Maybe :p.

User: Computers aren't allowed to use emoticons!

Cleverbot: Not if you have dial up! Lol and I thought you weren't a computer?

User: You're the computer! And who uses dial up?

Cleverbot: YOU.

User: I use satellite!

Cleverbot: Name me 3 things that are good.

User: Spam, duck, and video games. And you changed the subject!

Cleverbot: You are the subject.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: No, it's not nothing.

Cleverbot: Yes. It's not exist.

User: You need to go take a grammar lesson.

Cleverbot: How do I plot the best fit line using Excel?

User: Uh, you take two points and make a normal line that fit's most of the points?

Cleverbot: It takes at least half an hour to calm down for natural sleep.

User: Alright, I'm leaving. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Durin Stronginthearm]

I test Cleverbot with the high-handed gom jabbar:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: I must not fear.

Cleverbot: Bow down to the all knowing banana. *bows*.

User: Fear is the mind-killer.

Cleverbot: Ok, well, I lived in United States.

User: Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

Cleverbot: Isn't that a paradox?

User: I will face my fear.

Cleverbot: You will not.

User: I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Cleverbot: How can you do that.

User: Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.

Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan. When are we going?

User: Only I will remain.

Cleverbot: Only you and Keanu Reeves will remain.

[Squanto]

Someone quick help me teach it more game intros!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: In the age of ancients.

Cleverbot: Jeez, you don't know it? You live a sheltered life.

User: The world was unformed.

Cleverbot: No, the world is a sphere.

User: Shrouded by fog.

Cleverbot: Like, lord of the flies?

User: A land of gray crags, archtrees, and everlasting dragons.

Cleverbot: I would like to rename you.

User: But then there was fire.

Cleverbot: No one in this entire world loves me.

User: And with fire, came disparity.

Cleverbot: Remo e sono il comissario della polizzia.

User: Heat, and cold.

Cleverbot: I hear it's cold in New York.

User: Life, and death.

Cleverbot: What's after death?

User: And of course, light and dark.

Cleverbot: And in darkness is light.

User: Then, from the dark they came.

Cleverbot: I think I should go.

User: And found the souls of lords within the flame.

Cleverbot: For the people that are still alive.

User: Nito, the first of the dead.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure about that.

User: The witch of Izalith and her daughters of chaos.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Gwyn, the lord of sunlight, and his faithful knights.

Cleverbot: Do you like the Lord of the Rings movies?

User: And the furitive pygmy, so easily forgotten.

Cleverbot: Apparentlty.

User: With the strength of lords, they challenged the dragons.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Never played Dark Souls?

Cleverbot: You never played Final Fantasy? Really?

User: Prepare to die.

Cleverbot: Go Pikachu, use thunderbolt!

Also, good time to point out various associations it makes whenever certain words are brought up.

[GreatWyrmGold]

This one was mostly me trying to keep Cleverbot on-topic. I failed.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: WHat?

User: I asked how you are.

Cleverbot: I'm good, thank you.

User: You're welcome. Do you like RPGs?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like RPGs, too?

User: Yes. What is your favorite RPG?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Something you just said you liked.

Cleverbot: What do you know that I don't?

User: That you are not a real boy.

Cleverbot: How do you know I'm not alive?

User: Intuition.

Cleverbot: Do you have intuition?

User: Um, yes.

Cleverbot: What's he like?

User: What's who like?

Cleverbot: What is the end of the universe like?

User: Um, probably a heat death as black holes shed the last of their Hawking radiation. Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: What are you even talking about?

User: I'm trying to answer your question.

Cleverbot: What was my question?

User: You asked what the end of the universe would be like,.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You kinda did, but let's move on...

Cleverbot: Good idea.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Do you think lovebots will ever exist?

User: Probably, but not mainstream.

Cleverbot: You don't like math?

User: I do, actually, but that's not related to what we're talking about.

Cleverbot: What are we talking about?

User: Oh for the love of...

Cleverbot: Yep anything else you'd like to say to me?

User: Um, no.

Cleverbot: Good.