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Total Members Voted: 31

[shali8]

BUMP ATTACK!!!!!!!!!

[jesternario]

It's an invasion of Bumps! (checks outside). Yup. Night time. no wonder.

[shali8]

I may soon run out of bumps.

[javierpwn]

srry guys.....
Was dealing with two other forts, ill get back to it today or tomorrow, EXPECT UPDATE SOON!

[MinethatCrackers]

CHRISTMAS BUMP!

[notquitethere]

CHRISTMAS BUMP!

Merry Bumpmas!

[javierpwn]

SO MUCH FAMILY, SO MANY COUSINS, WHY DID MY DAD HAVE TO HAVE 11 BROTHERS
WHY DID THEY ALL HAVE MANY CHILDREN!

[MinethatCrackers]

SO MUCH FAMILY, SO MANY COUSINS, WHY DID MY DAD HAVE TO HAVE 11 BROTHERS
WHY DID THEY ALL HAVE MANY CHILDREN!

Lol, my dad had 13. Beat you by two. XD

[notquitethere]

Thassalotta uncles! I've got a small family but they make up for it by being very loud...

[javierpwn]

Thassalotta uncles! I've got a small family but they make up for it by being very loud...

Well many of my uncles are pretty loud too, and play LOUD REGGAETON(Spanish music)

[javierpwn]

Wow...., that siege was pitiful........
My overpreparedness with traps decimated the 13 goblins that were sieging us( it doesnt sound like alot, but it sure looked like it)

every gobbo that was hit with the blade traps had 2 pages ofparts sailing off in arcs

[javierpwn]

(Excerpt from Journal of Javier)FALL

This fall, as the leaves turn red and yellow, the goblins have come to plunder what is rightfully ours. THe goblins have ammassed at 13 with a mont to boot, and are waiting outside our gates.
The second the gates were lowered, the goblins fell for our trap, literally, as the axe blades and spinning serrated discs struck the goblins, a mess of gore quickly followed.
The goblins may have tried to escape, but were cut off by the 40 or so stonefall traps behind the blades of spinning death! Only 2 mangled goblins survived and managed to escape the onslaught.

Later this year another cry had been yelled out in warning," WEREBEAST" they say

The creature is a crime against Armok and should be dealt with immediately.
As our soldiers chase the creature down, it manages to assault a weaver before turning into a goblin, and running away nekkid-like.
The weaver has been isolated away from the general population until thelunar phase passes to see if he isnt infected.
Sad news, the weaver has just turned into a werebeast( and a warning to any other overseers, DO NOT let him out)

A dwarven caravan has just arrived! We can finally toss away our useless junk for some new toys!
I have just bought out most of any steel, iron, or bronze items in the caravan, to be used in battle, or melted down into something more useful.


(End of exerpt)

[Child of Armok]

HOW, IN THE NAME OF ARMOK, IS THIS FORT STILL ALIVE?
Good job everyone.

Oh, can i have a turn as well?
Because it seems most of the people here are noobs as well so i won't be the one who destroyes the fort.

[javierpwn]

Because my 40 USB stone traps protect us from most dangers
While cage traps protect our doors, and weapon traps hold the line

[bp920091]

Hey, I recommend using a few menacing spikes in those traps. That way, even their armor won't stand a chance. I go 5 spikes, 5 serrated disks per trap. So , none had gotten by them (until they get clogged with body parts...)