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[GreatWyrmGold]

Attack demon with snowballs, chainsaw, and axe-bayonet!
Also add hand-cart to chainsaw launcher to make it easier to carry.
Add anything left of demon to chainsaw launcher.

[Haspen]

YESSSS! YESSSS!

Growthify yourself, crush demon.

[monk12]

Point out that as he is a cyborg, he clearly cannot be from the present, and must be from the future. This should confuse him and lead to him running away until he is able to decide upon this existential crisis

+1

[Lovechild]

((Who, where's that head from?))

From an Atlantis octopus person.

[Sheb]

Point out that as he is a cyborg, he clearly cannot be from the present, and must be from the future. This should confuse him and lead to him running away until he is able to decide upon this existential crisis

+1

+2

[IronyOwl]

((Who, where's that head from?))

From an Atlantis octopus person.

((Ah, neat.

Also, forgot to mention it earlier but I loved the RAGE part, that was very well done. ))

[Yoink]

Oh boy oh boy, this is fantastic! I love lego.

>Take cover behind the stack of tires whilst firing snowballs at the demon!

[Lovechild]

Pose with the demon and child.

Who's awesome? We're awesome.

Ask demon to be friends.

Offer the demon the wheels and suggest that he let you load him onto the handcart to better send him on his way (and push him over the table so he falls - wheels are for getting out of town!)

"Hey demon, you want some wheels? I could load you onto this handcart and - "

"I DON'T TRUST WHEELS."

Attack demon with snowballs, chainsaw, and axe-bayonet!
Also add hand-cart to chainsaw launcher to make it easier to carry.
Add anything left of demon to chainsaw launcher.

YESSSS! YESSSS!

Growthify yourself, crush demon.

>Take cover behind the stack of tires whilst firing snowballs at the demon!

Then there is only one option left. Let's put this thing together...



...and get violent.

You fire the growth ray too, maybe you can become giant again?

Point out that as he is a cyborg, he clearly cannot be from the present, and must be from the future. This should confuse him and lead to him running away until he is able to decide upon this existential crisis

+1

+2

Well, figures this would happen.

"Demon! How can you be from the present if you're a cyborg? Those are futuristic!"

"FOOLISH MORTAL. MODERN TECHONLOGY CAN CREATE CYBORGS. THAT KID FOR EXAMPLE. YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST."

"If I'm living in the past, then what are you doing here?"

"..."









The demon disappears and today's gift takes its place. It's a Four Wheeler Without Wheels.

>_

[scapheap]

wheeled the four wheeler with wheels.
and pose.

[Furtuka]

Mount the almagamation weapon ray thing on the back of the four wheeler

[GreatWyrmGold]

Grow.
Put wheels on four-wheeler.
Create mount for chainsaw launcher on four-wheeler.
Add chainsaw launcher.
Target practice. Also, teach the kid to drive while we shoot.

[Imp]

Try to shrink smaller than we already are.

[Weirdsound]

Well, it is clear we will have to fight 3 demons this year. We might as well get the third out of the way so we can build without fear of our stuff turning into monsters.

Create Demon out of 4 Wheeler. Politely ask last demon to go wait with his friends until Christmas.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well, it is clear we will have to fight 3 demons this year. We might as well get the third out of the way so we can build without fear of our stuff turning into monsters.

Create Demon out of 4 Wheeler. Politely ask last demon to go wait with his friends until Christmas.

Remove chainsaw launcher first.

Oh, and find a microphone!

[Lovechild]

Try to shrink smaller than we already are.

Let's see if this works...



Woah.

wheeled the four wheeler with wheels.
and pose.

Mount the almagamation weapon ray thing on the back of the four wheeler

Grow.
Put wheels on four-wheeler.
Create mount for chainsaw launcher on four-wheeler.
Add chainsaw launcher.
Target practice. Also, teach the kid to drive while we shoot.

Well, back to normal size.



It's time to put wheels on this wheeler...



...and modify it a bit.



HELL YEAH

Well, it is clear we will have to fight 3 demons this year. We might as well get the third out of the way so we can build without fear of our stuff turning into monsters.

Create Demon out of 4 Wheeler. Politely ask last demon to go wait with his friends until Christmas.

Remove chainsaw launcher first.

Oh, and find a microphone!

That was fun, but now you have some serious work to do. You must rebuild the fourwheeler into a demon so you can save Christmas.



That looks pretty demonic... but it's not talking in all caps yet. You're not sure how to fix that.



While you're thinking, today's gift arrives. It's one of your coworkers, a Firewoman.

"Oh, hi", you say. "Have you seen any microphones around here?"

"Nope, sorry", she replies. "Speaking of which, have you seen my helmet? I can't find it anywhere."

>_