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[anailater]

Doctor;l: appear from Tardis built above, save everything, then suddenly PLOT TWIST!

[Furtuka]

Empress Death Metal: Take the Fireman's cyborg components and the chain saw launcher and assimilate them

[GreatWyrmGold]

NOOOOO!!!!!
Um.
Fireman: Prevent assimilation.

[Lovechild]

Incorporate sled cart into chainsaw launcher.
Somehow.

Incorporate demons into chainsaw launcher.
Somehow.

Use the box's space/time altering properties to turn the chainsaw launcher into a TARDIS.

"Beat it, kids! I need this sled cart for my chainsaw launcher!"



You don't see any demons around, but surely the cart will suffice.



You have created a box! It totally looks like a TARDIS, and no one will dare say otherwise.



You put it inside one of the gift rooms to let it drift on the waves of time and space.

Empress Death Metal: Take the Fireman's cyborg components and the chain saw launcher and assimilate them

"FLESHBAG YOU HAVE LOST YOUR CYBORG COMPONENTS THUS YOUR WORTH IS NOW NIL. THE WORTH OF YOUR CHAINSAW LAUNCHER HOWEVER IS GREATER."



"I WILL NEED IT WHEN I CONQUER THE WORLD FOR THE MACHINES."

NOOOOO!!!!!
Um.
Fireman: Prevent assimilation.

"Hey! Give it back! No fair!"



But suddenly...



"Empress Death Metal! We have come to make you pay for your crimes against the spirit of Christmas! Give up now! You can never stand against the combined power of the Demons of Christmas Past, Present, and Yet To Come!"



"DO NOT MOVE OR I WILL DESTROY THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS BY CHAINSAWING THIS HAPPILY REUNITED FAMILY."



You watch the climactic standoff between the Empress and the demons, feeling a bit left out.

Doctor;l: appear from Tardis built above, save everything, then suddenly PLOT TWIST!

"Yikes!"



"What? You're not the Doctor."

"Close enough."



"Today you have a choice of two gifts. Inside the Blue Gift is the means for you to save Christmas. Inside the Green Gift is your heart's greatest desire. Make your choice."

>_




Note: The final turn will be up in 18 hours or so. I'm adding a poll to this thread so you can vote on what gift you want, and that will affect how I interpret your suggestions.

EDIT: You can't add polls anymore? Ah well, vote here instead.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Grab both gifts, distract Morpheus, rip open both gifts simultaneously while he's not looking.

[Weirdsound]

Take the blue. Your hearts greatest desire has always been to either save or destroy Christmas. You don't need no freakin green gift.

Use the computer to remotely control the Chainsaw Launcher.

Demon of the Past: Conjure up the previous game's hero to help fight
Demon of the Future: Conjure up badass, survivalist, robot hating versions of the children from the twisted future where EDM wins.

Empress Death Metal: After your defeat, revert back to your old humansized 'robotic girlfriend' form from the first game and escape in the Tardis to the future... to be continued in a later year.

[Furtuka]

Grab both gifts, distract Morpheus, rip open both gifts simultaneously while he's not looking.

This

[Lovechild]

I didn't include any suggestion quotes in today's turn, because I didn't really have the bricks for most of the suggestions but I think what happens will follow the spirit of your suggestions. And isn't that what Christmas is all about?

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"I want... both gifts!"



"No you greedy bastard. Pick one."



"Fine. I'll take the blue gift."



"My chainsaw launcher? But how..."



"...DOES NOT COMPUTE."

"Ah ha! You have lost your trump card, empress!"



Of course! With your chainsaw launcher, you can stop Empress Death Metal and become a hero!



"Take that!" "And this!" "And that!"

Oh.



"NOOO..."







"The Empress is no more! Hooray!"



"Ho ho ho!"

"Santa Claus?!?"



"I am here to reward someone who has been a very good boy this year. This day, at least. You acted selflessly for the sake of Christmas!"



"So here's a gift for you."





"A microphone..."



"Well, my work here is done."



"JUST AS PLANNED."

The End

[Imp]

Our microphone!  Oh wow, that was an awesome way to end.  Of course, that's no surprise given the awesomeness throughout, but still!

[Sheb]

A microphone! That's so nice!

[anailater]

And so it ends, just as it began, except with Santa.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Incorporate microphone into chainsaw launcher!
Thank Santa with chainsaw launcher!
Non-lethally!

[freeformschooler]

That was awesome. Thank you, Lovechild.

Sing away the holiday.

[Ultimuh]

Veteran & Lady: Drive away into the sunset on a scooter. (with the children on a sled)

[monk12]

I saw a fireman kissing Santy Claus....


Merry Christmas Lovechild, and well done once again!