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Author Topic: CASUAL FRIDAY  (Read 2403 times)

Gamerlord

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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2012, 12:59:54 am »
BLACKMAIL SUPERIORS
GET PROMOTED
SLEEP WITH XANTALOS' WIFE
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Cassandra

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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2012, 01:04:16 am »
Reply to email, citing that the coworker threw up because of drugs. Then return to proper, romantic conversation with girlfriend. Pray for gay-marriages to be legal.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2012, 01:12:47 am »
SPINAL_TAPER (ADMIN ASSISTANT I) AND GAMERLORD (BOSS I) GO TO XANTALOS HOUSE AND CRAWL INTO BED WITH HIS WIFE. BOTH FALL ASLEEP ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AND DON'T WAKE UP UNTIL AFTERNOON. THIS IS VERY BOSS-LIKE BEHAVIOR. BOTH ARE PROMOTED!

LORD SLOWPOKE STARTS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF GENCORP! IT IS SUCCESSFUL. LORD SLOWPOKE IS NOW BOSS LEVEL 9000 OF GENCORP!

CASSANDRA WRITES AN EMAIL AND CONTINUES ROMANTIC COMEDY WITH GIRLFRIEND. GIRLFRIEND IS EXPERIENCING PROBLEM WITH SMALL, YIPPY DOG. HR MANAGER IS EXPERIENCING PROBLEM WITH DRUG ADDICTING EMPLOYEES MAKING DECISIONS. CASSANDRA IS HAVING PROBLEMS STAYING AWAKE.
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Gamerlord

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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2012, 01:26:37 am »
SEDUCE XANTALOS' WIFE
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2012, 01:26:50 am »
Hey. I'm Xantalos' boss now. Sleep with him, his wife, and then cover up some enviromental disasters.
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Xantalos

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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2012, 02:07:58 am »
"Actually, that's rude. Nevertheless I'd like you to stop committing infidelity."
Torture the new guy to death and decorate my cubicle with his remains.
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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2012, 02:20:44 am »
SHOW UP AT WORK WEARING CASUAL FRIDAY CLOTHES
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2012, 07:57:56 am »
Quote from: Mullet Master on December 01, 2012, 01:12:47 am
HR MANAGER IS EXPERIENCING PROBLEM WITH DRUG ADDICTING EMPLOYEES MAKING DECISIONS.
WAT
THIS IS PROBABLY FUNNY.

ANYWAYS.

SHOW UP WITHOUT CAUSING MAJOR DISASTERS. FORGOT IT WAS CASUAL FRIDAY. OH WELL.
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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2012, 08:06:31 am »
TURN UP AS CYBORG

GREET FLESH BAG
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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2012, 08:07:39 am »
BEGIN CONSTRUCTION ON SPACESHIP UNDER WORK.
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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2012, 12:11:39 pm »
CRASH INTO WORKPLACE IN A...BOAT?
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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2012, 05:17:40 pm »
MUST JOIN.

PUNCH OVERSEER IN FACE.
EARN LOVE OF UNDERLINGS.
HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

LIQUIDATE ENTIRE COMPANY TO BUY DONUT SEEDS.
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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2012, 05:52:58 pm »
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on December 01, 2012, 05:17:40 pm
MUST JOIN.

PUNCH OVERSEER IN FACE.
EARN LOVE OF UNDERLINGS.
HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

LIQUIDATE ENTIRE COMPANY TO BUY DONUT SEEDS.

DOUBLE REVERSE HOSTILE TAKEOVER GO
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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2012, 10:48:26 pm »
CLAIM BUSINESS IS RACIST FOR NOT HIRING A RACIAL MINORITY LIKE ME

FORM A RIOT GROUP COMPOSED OF MINORITIES AND STORM WORKPLACE WITH SWORDS AND GUNS
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Re: CASUAL FRIDAY
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2012, 02:31:43 am »
>GO TO WORK

>DRESSED IN TATTERED STRIPED CLOTHING

>ENTER CUBICLE

>DOODLE
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