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[Mullet Master]

YOU ARE GOING TO WORK AT THE OFFICE. MAKE CHARACTERS.
ROLL INITIATIVE.

Should I stop typing in caps?

[LordSlowpoke]

DENIED

TYPING IN CAPS IS GLORIOUS MASTERPLAN

SHOW UP IN ROOSTER SUIT

SECRETLY BE HEN

THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

[Xantalos]

CAPS IS BEST NOW

SHOW UP DRESSED IN GIANT LIZARD COSTUME
MADE OF REAL GIANT LIZARD SKIN

[Gamerlord]

SHOW UP WEARING THE SKIN OF XANTALOS
LEAVE XANTALOS ALIVE AFTERWARDS

[Mullet Master]

LORDSLOWPOKE IS ASSISTANT MANAGER OF DEVELOPMENT ACCOUNTS
HE IS A ROOSTER HEN
MOST OTHERS IN OFFICE ARE CONFUSED.

XANTALOS IS A LIZARD MAN WHO IS ASSISTANT ENGINEERING DEVELOPMENT ACCOUNTANT
LIZARD SKIN HOT UNDER FLUORESCENT LIGHTS

GAMERLORD IS XANTALOS, ASSISTANT ACTUARIAL TYPIST III. XANTALOS SKIN NOT PLEASANT SMELLING BUT ONLY MILDLY HORRIFYING TO OTHER HUMANS.

[Mullet Master]

WE NEED SOMEONE TO BEHAVE


LIKE A BOSS

[Xantalos]

AM ENERGETIC DUE TO LIZARD SKIN
EAT EVERYONE'S HAIR
LIKE A BOSS

[Gamerlord]

EMBEZZLE FUNDS

LIKE A BOSS

[Cassandra]

Arrive to work, wearing slaves rags, a gag, and a leash.

Greet crazy coworkers with sign langauge.

[Mullet Master]

AM ENERGETIC DUE TO LIZARD SKIN
EAT EVERYONE'S HAIR
LIKE A BOSS

YOU NOM ON COWORKERS HAIR. MOST ARE TOUPEES, WHICH IS DISGUSTING. YOU ARE DEMOTED!
(2)

EMBEZZLE FUNDS

LIKE A BOSS

YOU EMBEZZLE FUNDS LIKE MOST CEOS, YOU ARE PROMOTED TO ACTUARIAL AREA MANAGER ! YOU NOW HAVE MINIMUM WAGE x 5!

Arrive to work, wearing slaves rags, a gag, and a leash.

Greet crazy coworkers with sign langauge.

YOU ARRIVE AT WORK WEARING RAGS. AS YOU ARE HR GENERALIST II SYNERGY CREATOR, EVERYONE EXPECTS THIS . NORMALLY YOU WOULD GET WRITTEN UP FOR EXPOSING 0.125" OF THIGH BUT AS HR YOU ARE IMMUNE TO THE RULES OF HR. YOUR COWORKERS THROW UP GANG SIGNS AS YOU PASS. YOU ARE ASSIGNED TO WRITING LUNCH POLICY TODAY.

[Xantalos]

BARF ON BOSS FACE
SHOWS I HAVE GUTS
GET PROMOTED
LIKE A BOSS

[Cassandra]

Lock self in cubicle, remove gag, and waste time bu talking to girlfriend.

[Mullet Master]

XANTALOS BARFS ON HIS NEW BOSSES'S FACE , LAUNCHING (5) QUARTS OF YESTERDAYS SOUP. UNFORTUNATELY GAMERLORD'S FACE IS XANTALOS OLD FACE, SO HE PUKED ON HIMSELF WITHOUT ACTUALLY PUKING ON HIMSELF.


THERE IS NO CORPORATE SYNERGY IN THIS MOVE, SO XANTALOS STAYS AT HIS CURRENT POSITION!

CASSANDRA REMOVES THE GAG AND LOCKS SELF IN CUBICLE. SHEHE CALLS UP HE GIRLFRIEND :
"BU BU, I BU YOU"
"BU U 2 BU "
"BU, I NEED U BU"

THE HR MANAGER SENDS EMAIL

"CASSANDRA,
WE NEED NEW LUNCH POLICY. THINK ONE OR MORE COWORKERS LOST LUNCH PREMATURELY. UNACCEPTABLE CLEANING BILLS"

[Spinal_Taper]

Lock self in cubicle with Xantalos' wife. Be too akward to say anything. Get some anyway.s\

[LordSlowpoke]

BECOME CEO OF GENCORP