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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) And so it ends!  (Read 35773 times)

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EDIT: Never mind.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2012, 04:21:14 am by detective1412 »
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Haspen

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And back to mass murder we go.

Here we have this goblin woman by name Gobluck, locking her blade against Tim's spear. The duo ights against each other valiantly - so valiantly in fact, that neither is able to hurt the other, their duel being a stalemate of parried attacks.

In the same vein of mediocrity, Vendetta fought against Pretty Obvious. Parry, block, stab, evade. This continued for some time, and just like in previous fight, no one got really hurt.

It was when Pretty Obvious was forced to change his opponents that blood resumed it's flow. Aira Lantra ran at him with her hatchet, flailing it wildly. The swordwielder quickly evaded the first blow, but couldn't move away from the next one. Aria's hatchet dug into his chest, gaining him yet another red cut on his body. He didn't even flinch.

Then, Pretty Obvious decided that it was actually getting dangerous. He quickly assumed a defensive stance, ready to protect himself from incoming attacks.

In the meanwhile, Aethelwiff roared and rushed at Reudh the Not Insignificant. The two had a short battle from which Reudh came out partially victorious; whilst he didn't kill Aethelwiff, he did manage to plunge the spear into his enemy's body. However, the chainmail proved to be rather thick and Aethelwifff's wound turned out to be a mere scratch.

And at the side, brave Gobluck was fighting against Vendetta. However, it was fated to be one of those numerous unsettled matches, were both combatants weren't able to wound the other.

With a growl, sounding like a plea for brains, AXE THE ZOMBIE attacked Reudh. The agile spear-wielder provedto be difficult target; especially when said spear plunged into AXE's abdomen, the gush of blood that followed proving that AXE is still mortal and human.

After that Reudh had a thought that it would be prudent to fall into defense. Silly Reudh, tis' unneeded.

The God of Death was merciful this time; next part of the battle ought to be bloody.


Argon Allistair reinforces Side A!
Side A is no longer at disadvantage.

Spoiler: Actions and Rolls (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 11, 2012, 04:59:22 am by Haspen »
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Attack AXE THE ZOMBIE. The wounded zombie looks like an easy target.

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...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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Aeth will kill Gobluck! Sneak around him and cut off his head!
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ATTACK ZE RANDOM ENEMY.
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Vendetta will now assume unreasonable revenge on a random enemy he attacked or was attacked by this last turn. My die decides vendetta on Gobluck. DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!

Until either Gobluck or Vendetta fall, attackattackattackattack.
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Pretty Obvious is obviously tiring,if not hurting.
But he's not going down without a fight.
*sigh* Another cliche protagonist,eh reader?
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((It's funny how Tim still haves full health. He is here from the start of battle?!))
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No, that's other Tim. First Tim got killed pretty quickly.

Waiting for turns from:

RedWarrior0
Onyxjew
Tiruin
detective1412
Caerwyn
Nerjin
Tomio
Reudh
Ultimuh

Also apparently I can't count, there's only 4 guys on side B. OH WELL WE WILL FIX IT LATER.

12 hours wait for Tiruin's and Nerjin's turns starts now.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2012, 10:59:46 am by Haspen »
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I am soooo sorry for the delay!

Kill Aeth.
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ptw for now.

Join when things calm down on my end.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
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Someone post for Tiruin, prolly got busied by real life :V
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Someone post for Tiruin, prolly got busied by real life :V

Do something completely crazy but awesome!
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As the clouds dispersed, the rainbow was cast over the sky, over the bloody, corpse-ridden fields, as if mocking the dead.

Tim once again went against Pretty Obvious, the two circling each other. Tim stabbed at his fore thrice; at the third time, the bloodthirsty spearhead found it's mark, cutting into flesh of Pretty Obvious' chest. The man in question choked on some blood, feeling weary of this world.

Vendetta rushed at Gobluck in the meanwhile. The axe slammed into the muddied ground each time the crafty goblin woman sidestepped her enemy, and Vendetta skillfully evaded the stabs of Gobluck's long sword. This continued for some time, and the duel went on unresolved.

Suddenly Aria yelled ferociously and rushed into her enemies. She stabbed, and jabbed, and slashed at them like a hurricane. The blows rarely hit their targets, and so Argon was unhurt. However, the axe dug into Gobluck's arm, flinging her out of the balance. And Aria was already somewhere - in front of Pretty Obvious. The large man leaned forward to attack her but then gurgled as the axe slammed into his throat. Gasping and drowning in own blood, the massiven man collapsed to the ground, lifeless, leaving Aria panting and whizzling for air and rest.

Aethelwiff used the occassion and attacked wounded goblin. Gobluck fought bravely but soon collapsed to the ground, lifeless  and headless, as Aethel's halberd slashed her through neck, decapitating her in one swift and perfect blow.

"Goroorhar!" Shouted valiant AXE THE ZOMBIE, charging at his new mortal enemy, Reudh the Non Insignificant. The latter bent his knees, ducked, leaned away, swayed, and did practically everything to evade the powerful slashes of the axe. But he ultimately failed; the blade slammed against his side, blood gushing from the body and pain flooding Reudh's brain.

Of course, in the eyes of Reudh, this only meant revenge! The spearman began stabbing at his foe furiously and rather blindly, and only once the spear stabbed into AXE's left leg, opening new wound.

With a animalistic roar, Argon jumped into the battle. His charge brought him onto AXE, who was just finishing his fight against Reudh. Said fight was finished even earlier as Argon's sword stabbed at AXE's head from behind, poking his brains out and killing him instantly.


Genericus Maximus steps into the fight!
Side A is at huge disadvantage!

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« Last Edit: December 13, 2012, 10:15:40 am by Haspen »
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