ATTACK ZE RANDOM ENEMY.
Roll for random enemy: 1, Pretty Obvious
Roll for Tim XVII: 6
Roll for Pretty Obvious: 1, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1+1-2 = 3dmg
Pretty Obvious have 1/9HP left!
Vendetta will now assume unreasonable revenge on a random enemy he attacked or was attacked by this last turn. My die decides vendetta on Gobluck. DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!
Roll for Vendetta: 4, +2
Roll for Gobluck: 6
Nothing happens.
Someone post for Tiruin, prolly got busied by real life :V
Do something completely crazy but awesome!
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Settled on: Roll to attack three random enemies simultaneously: 6 //Goddamit Ultimuh, never again
Three rolls for random enemies: 4, 2, 1, Argon Alistair, Gobluck, Pretty Obvious
Roll for Aria Lantra: 5
Roll for Argon Alistair: 4, +1
Roll for Aria Lantra: 5
Roll for Gobluck: 2, +2, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-2 = 2dmg
Roll for Aria Lantra: 2
Roll for Pretty Obvious: 1, lost!
Roll for damage: 4+1-2 = 3dmg
Gobluck have 3/5HP left!
Pretty Obvious have -2/9HP left!
Pretty Obvious dies!
DEFEND THE HILLS! DO NOT LET THEM RETAKE IT!
Being dead doesn't count as defensive action.
Aeth will kill Gobluck! Sneak around him and cut off his head!
Roll for Aethelwiff: 4
Roll for Gobluck: 1, +2, lost!
Roll for damage: 5+2+1-2 = 6dmg
Gobluck have -3/5HP left!
Gobluck dies!
I am soooo sorry for the delay!
Kill Aeth.
Action was successfully reversed, though.
Bite/axe the fuck out of Reudh. Now it's on.
Roll for AXE THE ZOMBIE: 4
Roll for Reudh the Non Insignificant: 1, +1, +1
Roll for damage: 4+1-2 = 3dmg
Reudh the Non Insignificant have 4/7HP left!
Attack AXE THE ZOMBIE. The wounded zombie looks like an easy target.
Roll for Reudh the Non Insignificant: 6
Roll for AXE THE ZOMBIE: 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 2+1-2 = 1dmg
AXE THE ZOMBIE have 1/4HP left!
Get into the battle! Find a foe! Flawlessly defeat them! (Or at least wound someone.)
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Settled on: Roll for random enemy: 4, AXE THE ZOMBIE
Roll for Argon Allistair: 6
Roll for AXE THE ZOMBIE: 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 5-2 = 3dmg
AXE THE ZOMBIE have -2/4HP left!
AXE THE ZOMBIE dies!