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Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress Haiku  (Read 5025 times)

Bolzan

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #60 on: May 07, 2013, 10:49:45 am »
Retarded nobles!
Our only exports were socks!
And now you've banned them?!
« Last Edit: May 07, 2013, 10:56:48 am by Bolzan »
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sealclubber

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #61 on: May 07, 2013, 01:06:28 pm »
Goddamnit Urist
Stop hauling that junk and work
You are so useless
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Baccar Wozat

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #62 on: May 08, 2013, 12:23:55 am »
Once upon a time
There were creatures known as dwarves
And they died. The End
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sealclubber

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #63 on: May 08, 2013, 08:02:49 am »
These haikus are great
I wish I could be witty
Alas, I am not
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DG

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #64 on: May 08, 2013, 08:26:45 am »
With a band so large
what share of the glory would
I have? Goodbye dwarf
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pisskop

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #65 on: May 08, 2013, 08:35:41 am »
With the current state
of your goods I don't see how
we can make a trade.

 [for all those items]
« Last Edit: May 08, 2013, 08:40:24 am by pisskop »
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Tehsapper

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #66 on: May 08, 2013, 11:12:42 am »
Seven dwarves go
Into new land of fame
None shall return
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Bolzan

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #67 on: May 08, 2013, 11:30:11 am »
Quote from: sealclubber on May 08, 2013, 08:02:49 am
These haikus are great
I wish I could be witty
Alas, I am not

How perplexed I am;
Is this not being witty?
Denying your wit?
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sudgy

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #68 on: May 08, 2013, 10:09:21 pm »
All of you guys fail
I am learning Japanese
You say ha-i-ku
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jimboo

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #69 on: May 08, 2013, 10:24:14 pm »
Dwarf sits by still pond
A carp jumps!
The water ripples.            (with apologies to Basho)
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Baccar Wozat

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #70 on: May 12, 2013, 01:58:00 am »
Quote from: Tehsapper on May 08, 2013, 11:12:42 am
Seven dwarves go
Into new land of fame
None shall return
Some people just won't
Use the correct syllables;
Five, seven and five.
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DG

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #71 on: May 12, 2013, 05:59:50 am »
Quote from: Tehsapper on May 08, 2013, 11:12:42 am
Seven brave dwarves go
Into a new land of fame
And none shall return

Super quick recommended fix.
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Angel Of Death

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #72 on: May 12, 2013, 06:25:00 am »
A dragon has come!
Urist Splatflame the Dark Knife
Abandon the fort.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #73 on: May 12, 2013, 02:07:01 pm »
McMelancholy
Techno music is playing
Do not be so sad
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drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
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WaffleEggnog

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Haiku
« Reply #74 on: May 12, 2013, 02:37:58 pm »
Any objections
to me using these for a
poetry project?
I edited it too make it Haiku-ier
« Last Edit: May 14, 2013, 02:29:50 pm by WaffleEggnog »
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